Socialism as a memetic cognitohazard
So, I'm going to prove that socialism is a memetic cognitohazard. I will prove it through a series of 8 axioms.
Axiom 1. Socialism is a meme.
To put simply, a meme is an idea. Typically an idea with the ability to spread. If an idea only exists in one brain you could say it's not a meme. But socialism exists in many brains so it is a meme.
Axiom 2. An idea being a meme doesn't mean it's good or healthy or helpful.
One might argue that since many people believe in socialism, it must be good. But we often see bad ideas spread like wildfire. For instance, during the pandemic many covid conspiracy theories were spreading very quickly and very broadly. Just because an idea spreads does not mean it's correct or good to have.
Axiom 3. An idea speading doesn't mean it's true.
One might argue that socialism spread beause it's true. But again, we have bad memes that spread without being true. Take sovereign citizen ideology for example. It's believers claim they have special methods and wordings that help them avoid legal troubles but its not true and it fails every time they try it. The idea spead without being true or usable.
Axiom 4. An idea can spread for bad reasons.
Taking Sov Cit again as an example, the ideology has a completely ineffectual track record in actual practice. But it does spread quite readily. If the holders of the idea don't get a gain in practice, what gain do they get? The gain in believing Sov Cit ideology is a thrill of thinking you know better than others. Thinking you have special knowledge and special powers. That you're part of a special in group. These can lead to terrible outcomes but they don't stop the idea from spreading.
An idea can spread for the sick perverse thrill the host gets. With no consideration for if the idea works or is helpful to the next host.
Axiom 5. Socialism as an idea is not effective.
While there's always the plausible deniability that "next time it will work!", historical analysis strongly suggests that socialism doesn't work when it's tried. Similarly to how sov cits will keep trying their tactic in court and fail every time. They will claim it will work but historically it doesn't.
Axiom 6. Hatred as a side effect
While the main arguments of socialism are utopian, when a socialist feels comfortable enough they will quickly start spewing hatred. It can be hatred for specific characteristics, or just general hatred of anyone different. When someone believes in socialism, hatred is never too deep under the surface.
Axiom 7. Socialism harms the host's health
Let's be honest, we've all seen the shift. The spontaneous body-modding impulses, the vacant stare, the self-diagnoses. You can actually see the before and after change from conventionally healthy individuals before exposure to socialism to a broken mess after socialism. Socialism is unhealthy for your mind and body.
Axiom 8. Socialism exibits host-seeking behavior
Socialists do love to spread socialism. But when it comes to applying socialism, it's like the thought never even occurred to them. The point of the meme is to spread. The meme doesn't need to be true, functional, good, or even healthy. It just needs to spread from host to host.
Conclusion:
Socialism is a meme - It's an idea that spreads. And like viruses, memes mutate to prioritise spread from host to host.
An idea being a meme doesn't mean it's good or healthy or helpful - Socialism spreading doesn't mean it's good.
An idea speading doesn't mean it's true - Socialism spreading doesn't mean it's true.
An idea can spread for bad reasons - Socialism can spread for self-serving or malicious reasons.
Socialism as an idea is not effective - The preponderence of evidence is that socialism is innefectual as an idea.
Hatred as a side effect - Socialism spreads hate around the world.
Socialism harms the host's health - Socialism is a public health risk.
Socialism exibits host-seeking behavior - The people who hold the meme don't even believe in it. So why should you?
Socialists are 100% convinced that more people should believe in socialism. But act like 5% convinced it would work. Why is there a compulsion to spread the idea but no similar compultion to practice the idea? Because it's a memetic cognitohzard.
What can be done about it? From time to time, take a mental inventory of the ideas you believe in. Do your ideas make you sick? If your ideas make you sick, consider not spreading them. Do your ideas make you hateful? Consider dropping those ideas.
If you're unhealthy, unhappy, hateful, and look like a goblin, maybe you have acquired memetic cognitohazards that are making you unhealthy. It might be a good time to reconsider those rabbit holes.
P.S. This could be disproven by socialists putting socialism into practice. But they won't.