u/Boring-Play-1474

Everyone has heard of the speed of light.

So what is the speed of dark?

Depends on how ugly the person you're about to fuck is.

Supposed to be pretty hot the next couple of days. So this morning I received the following text message:

***This is the Department of Veterans Affairs.

You may be impacted by the following emergency in your area: Head Advisory

Please contact 757-XXX-XXXX if you are impacted and require assistance.

For immediate emergency assistance, DIAL 911.

Reply STOP to end messages.***

Think I should wear a helmet?

What does a deaf guy do when you blindfold him?

He does no evil..

I'm fucking fed up with the double-fucking-standard horseshit in this fucking sub. Fucking Mods take my fucking post down again? Once, okay, I fucking get it after having it explained. But twice? Get FUCKED! My post uses "fuck" (or a variation thereof) numerous times, yet it doesn't meet their standards/rules?

The fucking sub is called TheWordFuck for fuck's sake! Despite seeing numerous fucking rants that aren't fucking removed, mine get taken down for "not being about the word fuck".

Got news for you stupid fucks (Mods). 99% of the fucking posts in this sub are not about the word fuck!! They just repeat the word endlessly. Mods need to seriously adjust their criteria, because I don't have patience for that fucking horseshit.

Probably get fucking banned for this, but after this fucking rant I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Mods, fix the fucking horseshit. .