u/Bright-Depth3710

Not only do I have the space for it, BUT I can't even select a drive for it to install to.

It comes from this tweet

Platform(s): PC

Genre: Platforming? collecting? I can't exactly tell.

Estimated year of release: 2015

Graphics/art style: very cheap 3D graphics

Notable characters: the titular "Paul blart"

Notable gameplay mechanics: Collecting icecream cones it seems.

Other details: the link seems to be long gone by now and all snapshots on the wayback are broken.