Man poured leaves all over my car so I dumped his bags of leaves all over his yard
Okay so this story isn’t exactly juicy but I had fun with it anyway. Years ago I did residential work taking care of adults with disabilities. We were not allowed to park in the driveway for various reasons so I would have to park across the street on either side.
On one side of the street there was a middle-aged man living alone with his dog. I’d see him out all the time throwing a frisbee or a ball with his dog. I’d occasionally wave or say hello and he’d ignore me or give me a dirty look.
I later learned from one of my coworkers that he doesn’t like us parking “on his street”. He apparently came to the house one day to complain about it. I still parked over there because it’s public parking (it wasn’t blocking anything of his like his driveway or mailbox). It was just the side of his house.
One night I was about to get off of work (it was close to 11:30 pm) and my coworker was coming in from a smoke break told me that she saw him dumpling leaves all over my car. It was really dumb. I remembered seeing him raking his yard earlier that day. For whatever reason, the man left his bags of leaves out. He probably forgot about them. Right before I left I ripped open the bags and dumped them back in his yard. The next day when I came to work he was raking the same leaves from the day before pissed OFF.