r/revengestories

So this happened about 10 years ago, and she is 18 now. I might miss some details but I'll include as much as possible.

So this happened in around 2016, and I was by no means a good person, or even a decent person. I was 19 years old, fresh out of high school, and I remember getting into conflict with another male I will refer in this as "Turner"(18M). Turner and I had issues going back to when he transferred to my high school.

Turner considered himself a troll, he'd always make remarks, play "pranks" on people, or just be generally disrespectful. When you confronted him, he was not shy about letting you know that he is going to report you to teachers and administrators. At one point, he took a liking to a girl I dated named "Bianca" (18F) and started orbiting her. Turner asked her out, she declined. He asked why and she told him that she had a boyfriend (me).

Turner didn't take this well, he got aggressive and started trying to bully her. I confronted him and he told me word for word "Touch me and I'm going straight to office to report you." Before I could even get a word out. In retaliation he threatened her and I went to his class and he ran, screamed, and made a huge scene. I was suspended.

From this point he focused on me. He made multiple social media accounts to taunt me, Bianca, and anyone else. He'd be trolling, racist, and just overall unpleasant. We'd block him and he'd make new accounts. I saw him at the movies one weekend and quite LITERALLY upon making eye contact he walked over to a police officer and told him me and my friends were following him to hurt him. (we weren't) the officer made us leave and we didn't see a movie.

Eventually enough was enough. My little cousin got caught using facebook at 8 years old, and got punished for it. Eventually she came to my house and I caught her on facebook again on my device, and at the same time, Bianca and I had broken up. This ramped up Turner's bullying and he told her he'd find out where she lived. I added him on my cousins account and knowing she was a little girl he immediately added her back, and messaged her within minutes.

It didn't even take an hour of texting before he provided his address and I got some friends together. Throughout the next day I kept pretending to be my cousin and text him in exchange for keeping quiet about her having social media to play Farmville or whatever. Later that night his parents weren't home, he left the door unlocked and shamefully, I dropped her off at the front door, parked down the street, and hid in his back yard after hopping the fence. She walked in and unlocked the door for us to come in and my friends and I delivered a long overdue beating.

There's more I remember but it comes in bits and pieces. AMA

So i am 30M, i was in relationship with girl since 8th standard. I am shy kind and she is hyper active. Because of her activeness every male including faculty used to flirt with her. She enjoyed that attention. But never confronted my insecurities to her.

And in 10th standard an event organised for 10th class students as we will be attending board exams. In that event many openly flirted with her. During this event we were divided into multiple groups and when I tried to join her group she denied saying wardens and staff are noticing us. So it’s better stay separate groups. But I can see it’s just an excuse she is even giving hints to other people who flirting with her by laughing by falling on him etc etc. back then I was so vulnerable.

Later during 10th holidays break she completely avoided my calls and during +1 and +2 my school cum college agreed that students can carry mobiles but we should deposit it in office and we can use it sundays. One Sunday I took her mobile casually and checked the chats and I realised one thing. I am just a label or coverup to her as her boy friend but behind my back she is running a different story. Sexting with my seniors, her cousin and couple of guys from same class.

I confronted her and she begged she never repeat this again and I too forgave her. Cut to BTech we both settled in different cities. So usually fights, and we broke up. Within 15 days she got a new boyfriend and after 3 months they broke up and she called me crying saying she gave him everything including virginity but he dumped her. She wanted me back. I consoled her i said ok but due to long distance relationship she was posting pics with another guy. I checked comments and it’s like new couple in the college, nice couple etc. I asked her and she said they both are just friends and when I asked about the comments she opened up. Her ex is harassing her so she need someone to protect her. So he is her boyfriend right now. I asked what about me ? She said I am her true love. I understood I am being played. She playing with my emotions and broke up with her and blocked her by all means.

After 4 years she called me with new number. She spoke casually and in moment she cried and apologised. She said she made a huge mistake by taking me granted. I was in Bangalore back then and she was in Mumbai. From then just normal messages and I said I am going to hyd for a meeting and it’s happening in Leonal Resort. To surprise she was there the moment I reached.

I attended meeting and she was working. At night we were drinking and i wanted to stay away from her. But deep down i wanted to know what else happened in her life and i just asked. She started she has been relationship with that guy at the time of our breakup. They were physically involved and they mutually broke up due to career differences. Later she was relationship with a guy from her apartment who is 3 years younger than her. His mom caught and they broke up. And she involved couple of other relationships which hardly happened for 4 months each and in each relationship she was physically involved.

In everyone’s life a phase comes where we are fed up of everything and just wanted to settled up. Now it’s me for her. I understood. I wanted to start my game. I said ok and we entered relationship for me it’s just timepass till I get married for her I don’t know. We went to trips staycations etc. I never said I will marry her or atleast i love u in this whole time.

One day she said her father wanna talk to me. I said what the reason. She said for marriage proposal. I said the same thing I never gave u hope of marriage or never said love u. So it’s just normal thing for u. Chill and I quit the room.

Okay so this story isn’t exactly juicy but I had fun with it anyway. Years ago I did residential work taking care of adults with disabilities. We were not allowed to park in the driveway for various reasons so I would have to park across the street on either side.

On one side of the street there was a middle-aged man living alone with his dog. I’d see him out all the time throwing a frisbee or a ball with his dog. I’d occasionally wave or say hello and he’d ignore me or give me a dirty look.

I later learned from one of my coworkers that he doesn’t like us parking “on his street”. He apparently came to the house one day to complain about it. I still parked over there because it’s public parking (it wasn’t blocking anything of his like his driveway or mailbox). It was just the side of his house.

One night I was about to get off of work (it was close to 11:30 pm) and my coworker was coming in from a smoke break told me that she saw him dumpling leaves all over my car. It was really dumb. I remembered seeing him raking his yard earlier that day. For whatever reason, the man left his bags of leaves out. He probably forgot about them. Right before I left I ripped open the bags and dumped them back in his yard. The next day when I came to work he was raking the same leaves from the day before pissed OFF.

My(37) husbands(38) family has always been much more present in our lives than my family. This is despite the fact that his family does not live near us but mine does. Mine just doesn’t show up for things. The one thing my family does though is gets together every few months to drink and hang out.

We were arguing about the kids / sleeping, etc. I asked if I was “allowed” to wake him up to go to my family party this evening. He said “yeah all we do is go out there so I can take care of the kids while you get drunk.”

I do drink when we go out there, but again, this is only once every few months and I’m not throwing up in the yard, I’m just drinking and having a good time.

So my question: what’s the best petty revenge here?

1- go without him
2- not go at all
3- go as planned and don’t drink

Edit to add a few details:

When we are with his family, I take care of the kids. That’s the rule. I don’t complain about it and I certainly don’t use it as fuel in an argument.

He constantly complains about my family. I know they are not perfect but the ones inviting us to the party are the only ones who actually try to show up to things. These get togethers are what I look forward to the most as it’s my dads family but my moms family all lives in different states.

I am tired of feeling like everytime I leave the house, he has a problem with something- gone too long, didn’t buy something he needed (but didn’t ask for), just drinking with your family, etc. some of your comments made me realize this is about more than this event. I just need to talk to him about why it upsets me.

But I do appreciate the other option of getting really drunk and becoming a big problem 😂

So I’m lying in bed trying to sleep, but I can’t ignore the slight adrenaline rush from what I can only describe as individuation washing over me.

I was bullied badly in HS and got my bullies docked a grade. One of them spent the next decade convincing everyone they got docked for “nothing” and that it was all because of me being hysterical and crazy (butthurt psycho propaganda).

Long story short, ten years later (a month ago), after returning from the US, another guy from HS provoked me for nothing, and then I realized it was because of this incessant gossip. I saw it as casus belli to finally go after my bullies (without looking stuck in the past).

Since then, I’ve made two events happen (against my bullies) that are now the talk of the town, but they weren’t getting me close to my goal. For the third, today I accidentally walked past one of the guys who had texted me “I’ll make you to go to America, don’t worry” (again, psycho). I mean, I was actively looking for this guy for a week because I thought I’d get jumped during the weekend or something.

When I saw him, I literally couldn’t believe my luck. I stopped and started laughing from disbelief, we made eye contact, and he kinda did this weird ass turn around and started running away, which made me laugh even more because I wasn’t expecting it. I caught up with him when I saw him stop running, and went for the thing (and somehow fucked my own knee up in the process).

As things go on, I think I’m finally integrating my shadow with my social person. Before, anything unhinged I did felt fake, like I was acting out of insecurity and wanting to be deemed as dangerous. Now it feels natural. I’m just doing what seems strategically smartest after the hostile welcome I got back in Albania, and it just so happens to make me look dangerous.

The burden I’ve carried for years feels VAPORIZED. It’s like it individuated (again that word) and is now rooted in me. I had validation from famous people in the US, but it never really mattered. The validation I needed was from THESE people, and now that I’m slowly getting it, I feel calm, comfortable, and at peace.

Yes, I can feel myself becoming filled with gleeful sadism now that my actions are actually having an impact, but for the first time it feels genuine instead of forced. I hope with this I can finally set up a meeting with a decision maker, and I can see what’s what and whether it’s worth calming things down.

I still don’t have the words to fully explain the emotions. I’m just grateful I got the opportunity to get revenge on my bullies a month ago, and that I had the guts (and I’m building the competence as I go) to take it.

Screw therapy. Uprooting the source is THE solution.

Last week, my mom went to the garden to pick veggies, only to find all the chili peppers gone. Zero left.

The next day, word got around that someone else's green beans and cantaloupes had been swiped.

A few days later, a man mentioned in passing that his elderly neighbor had loaded her son-in-law with homegrown veggies before he left.

That afternoon, that same elderly woman came out to chat. My mom, right in front of her, started loudly complaining about a thief in the village. She said, "I hope whoever stole them gets a raging case of diarrhea!" 

My mom also mentioned that her son had ordered a security camera online and that she would find out who stole her veggies sooner or later.

The elderly neighbor mumbled that it's wrong to steal.

Before this, I looked the cameras up online. They’re too pricey. My mom didn’t want to spend money on them.

So we talked it over and decided to pretend we were heading over to install the cameras when plenty of villagers were around, and let all of them see us.

And we did just that.

That night, the elderly neighbor showed up at our door, holding a tiny bag with maybe a dozen freshwater snails.

She claimed it was "just a small gift."

My mom ended up throwing it straight into the trash.

By the way, this happened in a small village in rural China.

Let me tell you my revenge. Last to last Sunday I met with a girl whom I was chatting online for 2-3 months. We met each other in gurugram m2k mall at around 9. Earlier she was skeptical about going alone with me, so she bought her friend. We went to the pub in the same mall with her choice. Actually she was insisting me to go to that bar though I was not willing to but somehow we went there. We had some drink and ordered some food. I'm from the very beginning wasn't willing to spent much because I just wanted to check her if she is had any motive of ditching boys, which normally girls have from tier 2 3 cities. They do set things up with the pub bar to bought customer in exchange of some commission and what I noticed is that they order the things which are not in the menu but is available. So the girl did the same thing. I insisted her to go to byob where we can have value for money but she everytime insisted me to stay. So after having 3-3 drinks. I paid some 4500. When I was paying bill she and her friend went to toilet. I waited there for 10-15 min and I realised they were not returning back.i called her many time but she didn't respond and msg me to go back as she had her brother. I was very angry at her and I decided then n there to take revenge.

I chased her for next 2 weeks while sending her lovely message. Insisting her to meet. I sent her a planned day outing and to get her new cloth, shoe and even gifting her an expensive watch(which I already have, I took a pic and sent her to gift her). With so much effort, she agreed to meet. She came all way from gurugram to Safdarjung. I picked her up from there and took her to sarojini market. I gave her rs200 and ask her to get water bottle till the time I park my car. Then I drove back home. She tried calling me but I didn't pick the call and msg her that my elder brother met me and took me away. That's my day.

Cut thing short: never trust women you met from tier 2 tier 3 cities through online

Even if you met never go to her choose destination

Keep track of every activity and dont spend much.

First analyze her behavior and motive

Not everyone get this chance like I had, so stay safe and stay vigilant.

I (27F) dated a man (38M) for about six months. In the beginning he completely swept me off my feet. He constantly reassured me, worked hard to earn my trust, and promised he’d never hurt me. Looking back, I feel like I was heavily love-bombed, but I couldn’t see it at the time.

As the relationship went on, I found out almost everything he had told me was a lie. He had another girlfriend who traveled for work as a travel nurse. Before we got together, he told me they hadn’t spoken in eight months. That turned out to be completely false. I also discovered a lot of other things he had been hiding from me.

Toward the end of the relationship, he started treating me terribly. I kept making excuses for him because I thought maybe it was unresolved trauma or PTSD. Then one day, during an argument in his apartment, he choked me and hit me. I couldn’t breathe, I saw stars, and I cried afterward.

The worst part is…I still tried to make it work.
Looking back, I think I loved him more than I loved myself. Even though he could be emotionally abusive, there were moments where he made me feel incredibly loved, and I hadn’t felt that in a long time. I wasn’t ready to let go.

After the assault, I found out he was still with his other girlfriend the entire time. As embarrassing as it is to admit, part of me wanted him to choose me. He had spent months convincing me to trust him and fall in love with him, only to discard me when I found out the truth. It completely broke me because I was originally okay with keeping things casual, but he was the one who pushed for more.

I spiraled after that.

I ended up filing a police report about him assaulting me.

Here’s where I struggle with my own feelings: the assault absolutely happened. I didn’t make anything up. But if I’m being brutally honest with myself, reporting him was my revenge. I knew that reporting a domestic violence assault could lead to him being arrested and could seriously impact his life and career, and at the time that was exactly what I wanted. I wasn’t motivated purely by wanting justice for the assault. I was devastated by the betrayal, the lies, the cheating, and the abuse, and I wanted him to experience consequences for what he had done to me.

He was arrested at work and, from what mutual friends have told me, he lost the job he’d had for about 15 years. I don’t know what the outcome of his criminal case will be.

Part of me feels guilty because I know my report changed his life. Another part of me is happy that he’s facing the consequences of his own actions. He wasn’t remorseful for assaulting me or for lying to me. Sometimes I feel vindictive for feeling relieved that he’s facing consequences, but then I remind myself that none of this would’ve happened if he hadn’t assaulted me in the first place.

I guess I’m wondering if anyone else has struggled with mixed emotions after doing something out of spite? Is it normal to feel both guilty and relieved at the same time?

Also what he got arrest with is a felony here in Virgina

This story isn't mine, but I do believe this one belongs here.

My partner (early 30s) got a workplace bully which kept me bullying him since he was like teenager. Let's call this bully Lucius (late 50s? I don't know his exact age) and my partner Metin (those are not the real names, of course). Both of them have been working at the same company for more than 10+ years. Metin started as an apprentice and Lucius started at that company before Metin did.

Lucius was supposed to supervise Metin as he was Lucius's apprentice/team lead. Lucius did his job wrong, he yelled at Metin and treated Metin like a his servant.

Lucius was three-time divorcee with three children (from different mothers), and obsessed with alcohol. So we have no doubt where his destructive and anti-social behaviour came from.

By the way, their company produces some software, and to protect their personal information let's say their profession is a software development (of course they are not real software dev).

Despite Lucius being like a Darth Vader to him, Metin got to finish his apprenticeship and still works at the same company as a dev today. Lucius lost his position as a team lead and got demoted to a senior dev.

Metin has been employed there for many years and has been promoted to a team lead earlier this year, a position Lucius held previously. - See, Metin just scored his revenge milestone!

But his revenge story did not end just yet.

Metin wasn't the only victim of Lucius.

Metin's team members got their share of Lucius's childish tantrum and bullying and had really enough of Lucius.

Day by day Metin and his team members (or shall we call them fellow Lucius survivors?) gathered evidence that proves Lucius's wrongdoing. They finally escalated to CEO which is a friend of Lucius and HR which is also a Lucius's enabler.

It took Team Metin good 6 months to finally get CEO and HR sign Lucius's termination. As both of them wanted Lucius to stay at the company, it wasn't easy for the team to convince them.

In the meantime, Lucius has been excluded from team events and he felt that isolation as well.

Team Metin's effort and patience were paid off! Metin just informed me yesterday that Lucius signed his termination.

So Metin got to kick his ex-boss out of the company and completed his biggest revenge! Should I approach the press and sell this story? In our country something like this happens rarely, like the apprentice did revenge against the boss!!

Metin already informed his team members about Lucius's termination also. Whether or not they rejoiced about it, I don't know unfortunately. But I am pretty sure they would.

Unfortunately, Lucius were allowed to stay employed until the end of this year (in where we are the labour law does not allow to terminate someone like Lucius with a short notice, who works at the same company for about 20+ years).

But Metin has a plan to remove Lucius from the work at the immediate effect (in our country this has been a common practice - a terminated employee won't be allowed to work there anymore, but s/he gets severance pay and retains the employee status until the termination day comes). Again, our labour law does not easily allow this but I hope Metin will manage to do so.

Again, unfortunately, Lucius quickly found a new job as he sensed he would lose his job in Metin's team. But I hope Lucius won't last at his new work. If his new colleague finds out his story with Metin, Lucius will get unemployed quickly and that will end Lucius's corporate career.

Given what he has done to his co-workers, I think Lucius deserves his karma.

Metin and I have been planning to celebrate Lucius's disgrace from work. Lucius won't be an obstacle to Metin anyway. Maybe I will open some champagne bottles.

Thank you for reading thus far.

Some needed context, I (17M) and my partner (17) are both queer and autistic. Their sister has always been a toxic cunt who was raised in a privlaged household and has a passive agressive tantrum (or just a normal tantrum) when things don't go her way. ​​She constantly belittles my partner and is overall just terrible to them. To be a little more specific, she is inconsiderate and straight up abelist to both me and my partner as well as transphobic.

To give an example of how spoiled she us despute only being a year older than my partnrr and having the same upbringing she straight up called me a gold digger because I can't get gifts for my partner. When my partner explained that because of my familys finnacial sutuation I have to pay a few bills and expensies while still being in school she said that I was making excuses. Similar things have bern stated by her toward me or my partner making us out to be terrible people for just existing ​​​​​usually involving transphobia or abelism. Im sick of it and want ways to passive agressively get back at her as apparently thats the only language she ubderstands.

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I knew this bully called Leon Dowling, he was one of those guys who thought he was better than everyone and would constantly insult and belittle people. One day he was calling this girl Chelsea "fat" over and over again, saying "she's only fat because she eats so much shit" Chelsea struggled with her weight so she got so upset that she flipped and started beating his ass, turns out Leon (who always acted like he was tough) couldn't fight at all and cheslea started seriously beating his ass, she was throwing him around by his hair and punching him in the face as he was crying. The next day she messaged him saying she would knock him out again if he didn't eat actual shit on video to apologise for what he said and show HE is the one who eats shit and not her 😂 well tough guy Leon was so scared of a girl that he ate his own shit and sent her the video on Snapchat, she screen recorded it and sent it to everyone he was ever nasty to (a lot of people) and they all shared it as well, soon Leon because known as shit mouth by everyone in town and even the kids started bullying him and eventually he moved away. This is still the most perfect karma I have ever witnessed. The way she twisted his words back on him and utterly destroyed the biggest bully by showing he was all talk. Me and my friends still laugh about Leon to this day and chelsea is a local legend 😂

Lauren thought I was spreading rumors about her and talking bad about her even though I never was.

After many months of gaslighting me, she chose to do the ultimate low blow: ending our friendship on my bday.

Sure, I was sad at first. I mourned the friendship. Then I chose to seek revenge in the shadows.

Many months later I noticed she and her best friend no longer talk. They’d go to the gym together, talk the entire time, etc. at first I thought they were just tired and didn’t wanna say hello. So I continued to observe. After several weeks the pattern never changed. They must’ve stopped the friendship as well.

Many more weeks pass by and it’s the end of December. I see the former friend at the gym and built up the courage to say hello to her, just to be friendly. I asked how her holidays are coming along. She began to cry. I asked if she’s ok and she explained that she quit her job due to toxicity and it’s been difficult for her these last few weeks.

Feeling awful, I hugged her. Anyone with a heart would.

We began to talk and formed a close friendship. Eventually that friend told me she ended the friendship with Lauren because she was treating her terribly. Gaslighting her, lying to her, etc. sounds familiar, right?

That girl and I have become bestest friends and I’ve become close to Lauren’s circle of friends. Surprisingly enough, they all revealed they hate her. They know she uses them and they know she lies left and right. I asked why still be friends with her then? They said they really aren’t. They don’t hang out with her, they just have a gym friendship with her and eventually they will drop the bomb on her that they’re ending all ties with her because they aren’t stupid and caught her lying plenty of times.

She sees the photos on Instagram of me in the group photos with them. So she’s well aware I’m liked by them while she continues to believe her narrative of me spreading rumors about her.

Not sure if you’d call it revenge but the fact that I’m part of her social circle and they enjoy my company enough to invite me to all places without her getting invited feels like sweet revenge to me.

Lauren didn’t like that I joined the same gym as her.

For 2 years Lauren kept saying she was there first and that i should not be there. She basically thought I was spreading rumors about her outside of the gym and I never was because I had proof it wasn’t me. Any time her narrative didn’t work out for her she’d get infuriated.

During these 2 years I was being me. I’m a very encouraging person and lifting ppl up at the gym. I use my story of depression and suicide attempts to remind them that no bad day is worth going through what I went through. I brought a lot of positivity in that small community and members and trainers all enjoyed my company whenever I was there.

After 2 yrs of making sure I don’t take a class with that wackadoo, it happened. We were the ONLY 2 in the class!! So… I minded my business, did my workout and left.

Two days later I get a text from my boxing coach, (who no longer works at this gym) telling me that Lauren told him I was in the same class as her and to stop going there. That I must respect her boundary. I replied back I went for a class and left. I did not interact with her.

The very next day, I spoke with the gym owner and manager. I gave them the full story. Lauren has been harassing me for 2 years to leave and I just want to come for 45 minutes and escape my stress. I do my best not to bother anyone and try to be a positive member.

They learned about the former employee reaching out to me and were fuming that he was dictating my actions.

I was told I am ALWAYS welcomed to come. Lauren has no right to be telling me to stop attending and the former employee has no right to be telling me to stop attending. They said my actions are the reasons why they started posting make mindful quotes and added a women’s circle class because we need that safe space.

To end it, they said they’ll keep an eye on Lauren and if this ever happens again or if another member complains about her she will be gone. They won’t tolerate a toxic member when the goal for a gym is to work on yourself.

So now I feel better knowing the owners are aware, fully agree that I can attend at any time and that no one but them are allowed to decide who can and cannot enter their business, and that they’ll take appropriate actions if Lauren starts shit up again.

Lauren’s goal is for me to get into trouble and be miserable. Funny how it ALWAYS backfires on her.

my brother was given a one piece hat, Luffy hat with a blue LA logo on it. It was a gift from one of his teachers from an acting class he took for about a month.

He took it to an event we had at our church where we went to the beach. All the boys that were they were googling at his new hat. (The boys were older that him, teens and also adults. My brother was 11 at the time) he passed the hat around to the guys just to see it up close.

When we were about to leave, he asked one of the adults and said that my brother's "friend" Bernardo M took it. (Bernardo M was 15 at the time) And he already left the beach before we did.

This was 2 years ago and since that day Bernardo M hasn't been to our church. Am I wrong for holding a grudge on him for stealing my brother's hat?

So a pretty quick background we dated for 8 months, he proposed to me in private, then I found out he was cheating lying and a whole bunch of other stuff.
At the end of it I was going back and forth between staying with him and his family and staying with my own family, he then turned to god started going to church, went on some beach trip, came back and came to my place three nights in a row. We “made love” and then he said he had to leave each night and get home.
The following weekend he broke up with me claiming that maybe god would bring us back together eventually and that there was no one else he just needed to work on himself.
He then posted that they were dating 11 days later, and engaged just 2-3 months after the breakup.
Weve been broken up for about 6 months and they’ve been together for that long.
Welp today I decided to check his Facebook for some reason, he has me blocked so I just searched his name up without logging in.
I then saw the pictures. He had taken pictures of them together on the beach and some just of her and posted them right after our breakup. Meaning that we were still together while he was doing this. He also posted picture of them in her apartment that he moved into immediately.
I then saw a wedding registry for them. So I decided to buy them a gift :) just sent $1 towards their adventure funds and left a note saying “Cute Beach Picture. I wonder when those were taken :).”
Now I’d consider this a form of revenge because he claims hes told her the entire truth about every single thing that happened, and because of the ways he treated me. It may be small revenge but it’s petty revenge.
He’s not a very techy or good with his phone type guy so I’m sure she’ll see the email for it before he does.
But anyway that’s my quick little petty revenge story.

A lady rear ended me, we exchanged details, I took photos and videos for evidence and her license and phone number. Then she blocked my number, called her off my dad’s phone and she basically said do what you want, I’m not lodging a claim. Her reasoning was that the crack on my bumper was too small, only damage on hers was a bent number plate. I tried telling her the crack isn’t repairable no matter the size and the bumper will need to be replaced, she still hit me from behind and is at fault. She refused to take responsibility. Basically asked me to go to the cops if I wanted to lol. My insurance covered everything and gave me a hire car, all for free. But I still had to lodge a claim. Which means premium will go up. They said they will chase it up with her insurance which they can find out.

It’s still a shitty thing she did, blocked my number, spoke very rudely, and then blocked my number. I wanted to go over her house, pop her tyres or spray paint her windshield black or cause damage to her car. I was just pissed. I would’ve done this or worse if i was the same person a few years ago. But I still want to do something and prank packages sound pretty fun. Anyone have any recommendations or ideas?

I have a story. 😂🤣

A few months ago, my neighbors sold their building, and some Europeans bought it and started a full rehab(reference for later) During construction, they cut down the fence between our properties, destroyed my string lights that were hanging on it, and even knocked off the lockbox from our back door. Annoying? Absolutely. But whatever—I replaced the lights, got a new lockbox, and moved on.

The rehab took about 7 months. They were loud at all hours, but hey, we live in a big city. It is what it is.

Then they finally moved in... and immediately decided that the perfect place for their garbage bins was right in front of my garage.

Every single night after working a 10-hour shift, I'd come home only to find their bins blocking my garage. I'd have to move them just so I could park. I asked them nicely for months to keep the bins on their side of the property, where they had plenty of room. Nope. Every night, same thing.

Then one evening, as I was moving the bins, a rat jumped out of one of them.

That was it.

I'm Latina... and we can get a little spicy. 🌶️😂

From that day on, every time I came home and found their bins on my side, I'd give them a good kick and send them rolling right back in front of their garage. Funny enough... it worked for a couple of weeks.

Then they started putting them back.

I left them a note. I talked to them again. Still nothing.

One morning, while I was leaving for work, one of the younger guys blocked my car and started screaming at me because I kept kicking their trash bins. (He screamed at me like treating me)

So I got out of my car and calmly explained that they were putting their garbage on my property, and as long as they kept doing it, I'd keep returning it—with a little extra momentum.

Turns out... he genuinely thought that side belonged to them.

He looked confused, yelled some more, and I just drove off.

Instead of arguing, I called the city's 311 line and filed a complaint.

Now here's the funny part...

Apparently, while I was complaining about the garbage bins, the city noticed something else.

My lovely neighbors had built a little rooftop deck on top of their garage... without the proper permits.

About a month later, I got a letter saying the city couldn't do anything about where they placed the garbage bins.

But strangely...

That cute little rooftop deck disappeared at exactly the same time. 😂

Looks like the city made them tear it down.

And ever since then?

The garbage bins have magically stayed on their side of the property.

Sometimes karma works through the city's building inspector. 😆

For almost a year, I was responsible for preparing a weekly report that needed information from four different department managers. The report was due every Friday morning. I could usually complete my part in less than an hour, but only after everyone sent me their numbers.

One manager almost always submitted his information late. Sometimes Thursday night, sometimes Friday morning, and occasionally not until after the report was already due.

Whenever senior management asked why the report was delayed, he would say that I had trouble “staying organized.” He never directly accused me of refusing to work, but he made enough small comments that people started treating the delay like my problem.
At first, I tried reminding him earlier. Then I sent follow-up emails.

Nothing changed. So I stopped handling it privately. I created a shared tracker showing the exact time each department submitted its information, when I started working on the report, and when the completed version was sent. I also added automatic email reminders and copied the project director on them.

For the first two weeks, the manager ignored the tracker and continued submitting late. Then we had a meeting about “ongoing reporting delays.” He started giving the usual explanation about my organization. The director opened the tracker on the conference-room screen. Every other department had submitted its information by Wednesday afternoon. His section arrived at 9:42 a.m. on Friday, twelve minutes after the full report was supposed to be delivered. The tracker also showed that I had completed and sent the report twenty-eight minutes after receiving his numbers.

The room went quiet. The director asked him why his department had missed the deadline eight times in ten weeks. He tried to say the tracker was unnecessary and made the process too complicated. The director replied that the process only seemed complicated because it now showed where the delays were happening.

After that meeting, responsibility for collecting his department’s numbers was moved to his assistant, and the reports started arriving on time.
He never apologized to me. He also never mentioned my “organization problems” again.

The Setup

I'm from a secular family where doing normal young adult things is no big deal (drinking, premarital sex staying, out late etc) .
I was hanging out with a new group of friends who were mostly Christian but did normal young adult things (just quietly though)
Amongst the group one of the guys had a reputation of being a prig and a prude that didn't do young adult things.

The Conflict

To each there own I say but I'd heard from multiple people that he was saying things behind my back that weren't true and actively warning girls to stay away from me.

During this time at a uni party I bumped into his ex girlfriend who he was still very much in love with and the poor thing looked very uncomfortable and out of place.
When I'm drunk I'm super friendly so I bought her a coke, introduced her to some people, we had a nice chat about our hometown then I went on my merry way.

The next week I met her between classes and she confessed she'd been uncomfortable because she'd heard horrible things about me and had assumed I was going to grope her or something.
I'm normally not one for being subtle but I had an inspired thought and on the spot thought of an amazing petty revenge plan.

The Plan

From that moment on I took every opportunity to spend time with this lovely lady, I lived on campus so invited her round for tea, I'd put nice comments on her facebook, I'd always be on my best behaviour whenever we were in a group setting.
Above all I NEVER said a bad word about her ex

The Result

I heard on the grapevine that he'd approached her at a party and was freaking out that this evil secular monster was attempting to corrupt her.
She scolded him saying what a nice guy I was, how I had never bad mouthed him and he should be more concerned with how he treats girls.

They never got back together and I was happy to hear about how annoying and petty she found him.

I quite enjoyed her company on top of the benefits of petty revenge and still think fondly over our platonic friendship.

Hello Reddit I never post or take revenge on another I’m very calm and stay to myself but I’ve reach my nice neigbor limit. I’m looking for legal, harmless to people and animals, petty revenge ideas for my next door neighbor . Backstory I live in an apt complex each building is 4 apts, I’ve been in my apt for 3 years and my next door neighbors have been here 1 year, both downstairs neighbors have been here for 5+ years. I’ve lived in apartments my whole life nothing really bothers me or phases me , until this neighbor moved in. All 4 apts are connected and we all share walls and the flooring between us , no space between apartments. Over the span of the year they’ve lived here , all of us that share the building with them have all communicated problems with this one neighbor and they have done nothing but deflect , and not take it into consideration. My problem is their “deed” time. Noise is not a problem but it’s the fact that their “ do the deed time “ causes my entire apt to have an earthquake. This is no exaggeration my entire apt shakes violently from their deed time. Our bedrooms are practically connected as we share the wall between us, ive moved my bed and our shelves off the wall due to things falling off and almost breaking as well , and just to keep my bed away from the wall they bang on so often. I’ve asked numerous times within a whole year to find some way to get the banging and earth quakes to stop but they don’t care, my toddler and I about 6 months ago had Covid and was bed ridden , toddler finally slept and they were banging the wall and shaking our room so bad I asked them to stop or just be more cautious as toddler is sick and sleeping in my bed and they didn’t , when they were done I was told “have a good night” this neigbor is also a parent so it irritated me more with how inconsiderate they are. other issues occur too such as safety hazzards , we live upstairs and they throw piles of sunflower seeds all over the steps I’ve asked them to clean it and I end up cleaning it .I have a toddler and it becomes a slipping hazard to even leave with my child . Downstairs neighbors have complained as well , pouring water and dog pee on their patios through their own patio upstairs. Or throwing cigs in front of downstairs’ doors and walkways ,when I made them an ashtray myself . Today was my final straw , all of us neighbors are pretty aware of each other’s work schedules . I work nights and this morning I was woken up in a panic at 8:20am to my bed and myself violently shaking and loud hard banging behind me as if they’re doing construction to the whole building. I banged on the wall like a “hey I’m sleeping guys” warning, and figured they didn’t hear me as nothing changed so I did it harder and nothing changed or stopped. Then they started to bang harder and I’m tired of having to leave my apt with my toddler due to them, Ive had enough, I started banging on the wall with my fist and hard, and yelled they woke me. as communication with them goes nowhere. gimme LEGAL harmless petty things I can do in return.