u/Neergremloh

Many moons ago, after I split with my first wife, I rented a small house so I could have my kids over the weekends.

Anyway, I started having problems with my next door neighbour, who claimed that the access alley between our houses was actually hers, and that we weren't allowed to use it. (I'd spoken to the landlord, who says this was twaddle, and showed me the relevant paperwork). I'd had enough at this point, and had recently decided to rent a slightly bigger property outside of town.

However, a couple of weeks before leaving, I returned from work to find she'd attached a gate to the entrance, with the audacity to attach one side of it to my house.

I quizzed her and she said she'd given me enough warning, and had taken matters into her own hands.

Anyway, the morning I was moving out, she wasnt there, I noticed the satellite tv cable was there, sitting all unguarded riding alongside the shared path. A sharp edged table 'accidentally' may have twice severed the cable, but hey, I guess accidents happen.

I never saw or heard from her again, but I felt little karma afterwards