u/BroccoliLuver7

▲ 1 r/Crush

I think I might have a new crush😩

I’ve become quite smitten with a girl that started working at the gym I go to. I think she might possibly like me a little😅 idk hopefully lol. We engaged in a game of what I liked to call “eye tag” she kept looking at me and smiling and every time I glanced at her I caught her looking at me and she’d kinda of turn away when we locked eyes almost looked like she was embarrassed or blushing god she has such a radiant, beautiful smile 😊 I usually am too scared to approach women in public (sad I know😭) I usually either start relationships online or I’d have to be like at a party or a bar and have liquid courage to approach them. I told my dad about it after our workout and he said she might of just been being polite but idk she was looking my way like a lot and whispering stuff to her co worker. I know I should have probably went up to her fuck! lol. I hope she actually likes me anyway going back in couple of days and hopefully this time I’ll have the balls to approach her yall wish me luck 🫡

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u/BroccoliLuver7 — 20 hours ago

Patiently waiting for Melanie to drop Peak Cinema🙌

Guys I might can’t see the Hades tour because of…..Adult Obligations🙀 two scary words I know😭 So I’ll just have the Hades film to satisfy me I NEED IT!

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 2 days ago

Smells lovely 💚

This strain smells amazing lol doesn’t look the greatest but hopefully it smokes😶‍🌫️

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 2 days ago

Light Shower is so beautiful 🥰

Light Shower makes me want to fall in love😩 unfortunately nobody I talk to is ever on shit lol😂 So until that day comes I’ll continue my loving relationship with Melanie’s music🥰

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 2 days ago

I miss the Portals era😭

I truly love Hades and I thought it was my favorite album of all time but after listening to Portals again idk😭 It released in a very dark time in my life Death saved my life funny enough. Maybe it was just a honeymoon phase with Hades fuck idk all of Melanie’s music is soo fucking good maybe I can’t even truly pick a favorite album of hers😂 all I know is some of the saddest shit in life is I never got to see music videos for some of my favorite Portals songs😭

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 3 days ago
▲ 11 r/trees

So Cathartic 🫠

A session never feels complete if I don’t announce to the homies that I’m fried. As if they couldn’t already tell😂

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u/BroccoliLuver7 — 3 days ago
▲ 10 r/trees

Found a new strain🍔 It’s yummy 😋

I love strains with food names 😊 going to be smoking on this tonight when me and my big back make some stoner burgers

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 4 days ago

I don’t hold anger anymore 🔥

Ahh Fire drill🔥🥰🔥 if I could somehow know how many times I’ve listened to every song Melanie has dropped it would probably sit at the top. The number might scare me a little actually 🫪lol.

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 5 days ago

Her allowance buys her everything 💎🤑👗 Still can’t buy her innocence😇

The sheer audacity of Melanie to think she can gift me a fully grown, tax paying Disney adult and Disney princess connoisseur with A top 5 banger in Disney Princess 😩 and have it be the perfect theme song for my Cinderella based OC😤
Like who does she think she is?

Answer: A living legend🙌

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 9 days ago

What a blessing to have a favorite artist with so much aura🙌

My Queen goes dumb in a edit🔥 What i wouldn’t do to possess a fraction of her raw unfiltered aura😩 Her Carosel fit might be her hardest.As many times as I’ve watched the music video it’s basically engraved behind my eyelids lol

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 9 days ago

The moment I knew it was Melanie and only Melanie for me😍🙌

They don’t make music as good as The Bakery anymore 😩and they certainly don’t make music videos as good as this masterpiece… lol except for my Queen herself of course lol

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 12 days ago

The gush mints ain’t never fail me🔥no matter the batch. Possibly my favorite strain of all time and that’s no small feat. My night is absolute cinema 🙌every time I spark it up lol

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 15 days ago

I’ve been up way too long looking at pics of my beautiful pop queen 😭 I haven’t crushed on a celebrity this hard since…. Well since I first discovered Melanie on the voice all those years ago😅she’s like a fine wine.

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 16 days ago

I be seeing so many ppl on instagram with Melanie Martinez coded aesthetics and they’re really cool. But then I see a lot of what I like to call Melanie Variants😂 some of them are kinda uncanny lol

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u/BroccoliLuver7 — 19 days ago

I miss when Melanie used to do the split hair style don’t get me wrong I love all her looks she has an A1 aesthetic lol 😂 but I grew up with that specific look I’ve been doing it myself for like a decade now😅 I would love if she brought it back for a quick minute lol

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 22 days ago

Happy birthday to my Queen❤️ lol we’re the same age again everything is right in the universe lol I tried to incorporate as many of her looks as I could and have them actually look like my OCs are wearing them as costumes lol Was a bit of a task with my limited drawing skills😅 I love Melanie’s aesthetic and it’s inspired a lot of my character designs over the years. Anyway I love you Melanie and thanks for blessing us with Hades🔥

u/BroccoliLuver7 — 23 days ago

Anybody tried Farkas problem child or gelatomo strains I can only afford one rn and I’m having a hard time choosing😅 I’m sure either would get me where I need to be lol they also have orange octane which looks really good. I need to know what the ppl recommend lol

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u/BroccoliLuver7 — 25 days ago