u/Brolympia

The hard-driving, authoritarian task master will be joining the Mets for the second time in his career. His main goals will be getting Senga's ERA under 6.00 and getting Lindor and Semien to pretend to like each other.

"I'm a screamer. I'm a yeller. I'm a cusser. I WILL motherfuck you. I'm the toughest SOB you guys are ever gonna play for." Green told a group of stunned players.

"Mendoza would usually address us in Spanish," said a visibly sulking Lindor.

Green hopes his second term in NY will be more successful than his 1st.

One thing is certain: The Mets continue to be a COMEDIC GOLDMINE regarless of the decade.