It has been a while since i last posted here, i was having some... Trouble in some Pipe place.
Anyways, I'm trying to go somewhere but this dumbass dog is blocking the way, so I'm planning to go around or i can throw this bottle at it and see what happens.
Anyways, to that Eurvos guy, i realized i could just... No clip out of that cell you put me in.
Someone i, John Innovation inc has somehow returned.
Anyways i heard literally everything in the Blacksite left due to a "drama", so we at Innovation inc are selling this property for 1 dollar and a tick tack.
Who wanna buy?
So, John France walked up to you and gave you a choice.
Go to France, find 10 Golden Baguettes scattered all over France and bring them to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Or else, all of your money (even if you have any in this economy) will get stolen by the French government and baked into soggy croissants.
Seems easy enough, right? Not so fast. There is a catch, you will be chased down by a Mob of a Thousand angry French people that want to behead you, luckily they move in a single mass, so they won't try to split up and ambush you because they're French.
These French people are born to have infinite endurance and are fueled by sheer spite, it's a good thing they're all born with weak legs so they can't run well. But unfortunately, they're immune to all types of damage due to them being raised in the sewers.
They cannot be reasoned with for they lack the capability for reason.
There are also snipers on rooftops carrying Smoothbore muskets, at least 5 in each city, these muskets are extremely old and are not lubricated.
Each city is isolated with large mechanical doors, that slowly but loudly open. And the only way to open them is to pull a large lever.
Every time you collect a Golden Baguette, the Mob will know your exact location, and every baguette you collect will make them more aggressive.
Also, every golden baguette you collect seems to make the weather worse as when you collect 5 of them, heavy rain starts to fall. And when you collect all of them, it's a constant storm of lightning, tornadoes, earthquakes, meteor showers, and flooding.
If you collect all of them and each the top of the Eiffel Tower, everything will cease and you will be given an infinite amount of untaxable money for all of your troubles.
Represents: UNREPENTANCE.
It'll appear far behind the player, similar to Disgrace as it slowly follows them.
There will be long arms on the walls and floor, touching them will give CORRODE a 15% permanent speed boost.
The player must jump, slide, crouch, and just avoid touching these arms.
The more arms touched, the faster it gets.
Modifers:
ADMIT: CORRODE appears (17%)
YOUKNOW: CORRODE is faster (6%)
PULLEDINTO: More arms appear (7%)
BUTTHEYDONT: Corrode gets a stronger speed boost for each arm touched (5%) (Needs YOUKNOW to get this)