u/BuryMeWithTheLights

ik he looking up on us rn🤣

Thanks Grandma

We might have a new favorite. My buddy Simon is always drinking this one, and I never thought it would be better than Pacific Punch, but I was VERY wrong. I usually only like a punch drink if there isn't one dominant fruit, and this one was like that. I don't know what fruits are in this one, but all I know is they pair well with the vanilla and other spices. Out of all, this is the one I could see myself daily drinking, something like Voodoo Grape is something I have to be in a certain mood to have. Dont know why I gravitate towards punch drinks for daily consumption. So far, the Monster ranking goes a little something like this

1, Rio Punch

2, Pacific Punch

3, Bad Apple

4, Viking Berry

5, Voodoo Grape

dead fuckin last, in a tier of its own, OG

Damn this one's unique. It reminds me of medicine, but not in a bad way. Im also getting reminded of grape candy, something like smarties (the US version, not the m&ms yall UK folk think are smarties), very tart indeed. It's my least favorite of the Juice flavors I've had, but like how Barry Bonds is my least favorite song on Graduation, even gold looks cheap next to diamonds. The next one I think I'll try is probably gonna be Mango Loco.

Person was Chris Cooley, Washington Redskins

God Damn this one was great. I've always loved apple juice, and this one tastes just like the AJ you'd get from a hotel breakfast bar. I've heard people say it had an Apple/Pear taste, but I only got apple. Out of the 4 flavors I've had, I'd put it slightly above Viking Berry (still miles ahead of OG) but still below my GOAT Pacific Punch.

🤣🤝

Is he cut out for the tough blue collar life?