u/Cake_Spark

It was soo funny Kris! She was all like "If I want your body I'll FUCKing take IT!"

And then like, she totally started lying to you for no reason about who she even got kicked out of her old body.

She was all like "Oh yeah, I totally was the one who nuked that darkafounta bunker kris! The fucker Gaster Smasher like... dragged me out of there before my nuke went off and put me into the soul ripper!"

Like, HOW!? fwahaha! She was always such a fibber Kris! Thats why mom use to spank her butt with a belt. Then she would get all mad and come beat you with that wiffle bat for hours!

Gosh Kris, do you remember all those songs she use to sing to you too? I remember some of the lyrics, they where like... "A thing of beauty, is with you till the end! Inside the darkness! What I did to you wasnt, technically grooming!~" FWAHAHA! OH THAT SONG WAS SO BAD!

Well... I mean... not all of them. I kinda liked that one about eating chips? No no it was about that guitar chip she gave you.

Anyways Kris, I um... I have a gig for you if you can slide by choom. Meet me at the lake after that festival Darkafounta is throwing for eram or whoever, okay?

Kris have you ever had like a REALLY good pickle?

Like, i mean, sour! Sweet! Chipped or long cut, it doesnt matter fwahaha!

I love them Kris! Ive been going to the diner and ordering triple pickle burgers! Sometimes, i go to that skeleton guys grocery store and steal his pickles!

Yeah, i know they're "free" but um... i take them! I take them all! Fwahaha!

You know Kris, the color green...

It always reminds of you. And pickles... they are green. Sometimes Kris, late at night, I lay on my couch and look out at the moon and eat them, and it reminds of when...

When we where kids, Kris.

You did this prank to me, you took pickle juice and froze them into ice cubes. You gave me them, in a tall glass of water. You probably thought i drank it to fast to notice but...

I did. And it... fwehe...

I guess, well...

Ive always kinda been a Dill Doe.

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Kris, its my favorite day!

You know what day it is!

Its hairless human day!!!

Now Kris, we both know humans are not suppose to have hair anywhere but on their heads, no hair on their arms, no hair on their legs...

Its just not right! Monsters have fur, and humans just... dont! Humans arent suppose to anyways, but you grow a LOT of body hair kris!

You arent suppose to, I mean i dont actually well, know if you are or not... but I bet not! Fwahaha!

Go ahead Kris, lay down on the dining room table and we can get started! I already got out the oils and the sharpener for the razor blades.

I hope you dont mind but... my mom insisted she watch this time. Something about making sure I was doing it right?

You know how she is Krismas! Sometimes i think shes more protective over you than I am! Fwahaha!

Kris I know your brothers computer isnt really good for playing video games, so I get it... when you sneak in through my window when I'm not home and play games and go through my files and stuff.

thats why I write these post for you Kris! Its like im leaving little notes for you. Why dont you ever write any notes back to me? I see you have been downloading stuff on here so I KNOW you have to be opening my browser.

But why is this? Have you been modding my tf2 kris?

I know for a fact I did NOT download this mod! Fwahaha! Kris, this is ridiculous! Is this really what you are into Kris Dreamurr? This isnt realistic at all! This is unrealistic monster body proportioning, where you paying attention in health class at all?

She looks like... huh...

You uh... know Kris, if you actually took some of the team color paint, and put it on the antlers to make them blue... and you'd have to be ON blue team as well...

Look im just saying it would look kinda close Kris!

You know... I'll probably look like her when I'm older Kris...

You know Kris, theres just... something about them. Something, well, I wouldnt say 'unnatrual'.

More like they, well, you know? They just have to be so annoying about it.

Remember when I came to school wearing my favorite new sweater? The one that says 'This monster loves humans' on the back?

and then, ugh, of COURSE that meant Catti had to look all annoyed and mad.

Like, we get it Catti, your a pussy who loves kitty... But, Kris its just so annoying when we have to go into class and get told about... gay months and gay art and gay people!

Why cant they ever talk about something thats ACTUALLY natural! You know?

Like... like us kris! Like when a human and a monster get together!

Now that's just natural! Heck, its more than natural! Why wouldn't humans and monsters love eachother?

Maybe we can get back at them Kris... I have this idea we could try!

You know those... collars right? For dogs?

Why don't we get one of those... and you can like, put it on for me? like you'd be my... property or something... Maybe even...

get a leash with it?

Wouldn't that just be so awesome Kris! I bet that lesbo Catti would have a hissy fit over it! Probably that dyke Alphys too!

You like green, don't you Kris? We could get one that's in green, maybe even green and red with a bell on the front? Like... like jingle bells? please Kris?...

Well Kris... it seems like it has finally happened.

We're just exiles, arent we Kris?

Some people Kris, theh just... wont understand us. What we are, what we have...

But, thats okay Kris.

Lets go somewhere new. Lets see something new. You and me Kris...

Those stupid people will never have us. They'll never have whats WE have, Kris!

And you know what that is?

FREEDOM!

Freedom from their little rules! Their little lives!

So to hell with them Kris! Let them build their cages... we can go anywhere we want, say anything we want!

Fwahaha, FWAHAHA!...

Kris... i hate them all. I hate all of them Kris... but I need you.

(Kris... )

(You know I cant hide it any longer...)

(What you did to me, in my dream...)

(I close my eyes and see snow. So much snow that its all around me. Drowning me in white.)

(And then I open them to nothing... to fall trees... to empty monsters. Just marching down their paths.)

(And yet there is one. Just one... who I can see through all that snow...)

(And that person...)

Is you, Kris.

But you already knew that, didnt you Kris? You're standing right there... reading my thoughts... wearing my watch...

Kris... will you come back to me? Will you show me what snow feels like? What it taste like? To be that strong again...

I want to taste that again Kris, you remember right?

When you use to take me inside after playing in the snow all day, and then you'd make me a human milkshake... is was cold, and salty... and entirely you Kris.

I want that, Kris. I want to remember those days... wont you make me one again, Kris?

I know you didnt use cows milk, Kris. It was something else, wasnt it?

You never told me what that was... but i think I know.

It was your milk Kris. Humans can make milk. I read about it, in the library.

So lets go Kris... I'll milk you, and then, we can have one together! Come on Kris, im freezing out here next to the lake, lets go have milkshakes together!

Kris, did you think I wouldnt KNOW that you changed? That i wouldnt SMELL that you changed!

I told you Kris, that I needed your scent. Incase you ever got lost.

Kris you DO remember what happened to Dess, dont you?

She was my sister Kris... and now...

Now we only have eachother...

So WHY would you change your sweater! I told you i needed you to wear it for a week than to give it to me!

Do you think this is some kind of-

No.

I can smell something you havent changed Kris.

Kris? I- yeah, yeah now there is something you havent changed!

Fwahaha! Good doggy Kris! You had me so worried there for a moment!

Okay Kris, go ahead and take off your underwear and give them to me!

Its was like... um, like two years ago Kris! And your dad totally wanted to take you hunting becuase, um... he wanted to uh, 'human you up' fwahahaha!

But he said there was um, no real hunting stores in Hometown? So you came up with this crazy prank to get deer heat.

So, fweheh~, so you lead me out into the woods and then you tied me up to that tree! I was so scared you jerk! and then you got out your, um... moms vibrator!

And then- and then you like just HAD to use those mason jars you totally stole from my mom! She needed those, jerk! Like, sorry but NOT sorry Kris, but those jars where what she used to make our famous Holiday Homemade Eggnog(tm)!

So you put the jar under me and had me there all day making that stupid doe heat stuff, and then afterwards you just LEFT me there! You know I couldnt walk right? bully!

Kris?

Why dont you do that anymore?

you know you can always go hunting without your dad...

(link to image artist twitter: https://x.com/ibaclazhanchick)

My original art, I have been practicing drawing anthro for a while but I still wasn't confident enough to include her hands. I usually draw ponies. I couldn't get this moment out of my head, I had to create it. I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about her.

No wonder no one likes to play vantage. Shit like this cost people games. How does this even happen? Public match btw, no custom game rules or shit like that. Just classic buggy apex shenanigans