What kind of kiloBradens could we hit with today's technology?
Any poo flingers feeling interested in a book by the man who coined "Metaverse" in a book satirizing cyberpunk tropes so perfectly that it deserves the status of being where "Metaverse" originated? Hiro Protagonist is a bro. In a trench coat. But it's totally the coolest.
What I really want to talk about is a technology from "Fall - or Dodge in Hell". Journey through Ameristan with me. Visit the brochure kiosk next to the flaming cross. Reinvent civilization with Egdod. It's an epic tale of the grandest proportions.
Yet, its most relevant modern day concept are Pluto's APEs. Autonomous Proxies for Execration - poo-flinging apes of the programmer art variety - are bots who spam everything everywhere with defamatory content about someone.
Overwhelmingly.
Accusing them of everything - of being a whore, of being a fascist prude, of being a gold digger, of being a bank robber. Obviously none of it real. But it's designed to drown out conspiracy theories on the internet. If there are a hundred posts about Maeve and each one is blatantly false, why would my angry uncle's opinion matter? I'm going to filter out that name and go on with my life.
A Braden - of Maeve Braden - is a single post, blog, video, or tweet that defames and attacks the target. A kilo Braden is a thousand posts. A day? They insinuate faster times than that, but there's got to be a limit before you are just DDOS'ing Twitter's servers, right? Someone could do the math for it.
In the book it's a specific campaign to affect the internet Crazytown population from doxxing and tormenting a main character - Maeve Braden. Pluto created the APE system and drowned out the Crazytown content with floods of antagonistic content all targeted at "Maeve". It was powerful. In Maeve's name Pluto broke the internet, and the whole story points out some uncomfortable weaknesses in our own systems.
Anyways. What kind of kiloBradens could we hit with today's technology?