Eli Pope -vs-JR Ewing?
I've been revisiting Dallas of late, watching clips as posted online (I might give the series a rewatch, but not sure yet). However, on my way to work this morning, I had a fleeting thought that made me laugh: what if, instead of Fitz sitting in front of Eli during the you-are-a-boy monologue on Scandal, it was JR? Which one could out-petty the other?
I don't know. My money's on Eli--but JR was a master at taking jabs at anyone he thought deserved it. It wouldn't be as easy to come for him as it was Fitz. 😂
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