u/Chance-Benefit-5308

Most elaborate fail i've ever seen

I saw a post the other day about how navy, pink and purple were IN newground massacre and it made me realise navy is probably a lot more than just an abusive brutish father, and definitely a lot more complicated than that.

Think about. You randomly find yourself in a place where everyone around you is dying. You, your wife and your son are completely helpless when you find yourself against a threat you KNOW you can't beat. You realise you CAN'T PROTECT THEM. your INSUFFICIENT. I'd imagine these would be the kind of things going through his head throughout all of this. Like, imagine how traumatic that would be. You'd feel defenseless for the rest of your life. You'd realise that if something happened to you, your family would be completely defenseless.

Here's a take on the narrative I read about: In the noteblock universe during purples origin story, we see Navy and Purple play fighting at first, but suddenly, navy starts getting rougher and madder all of a sudden. I bet somewhere in between that, the newground massacre occured. He gets so obsessed with making his son stronger he forgets why he wanted his son to be stronger in the first place, becoming the monster he was trying to protect his family from. He eventually just stops seeing purple as his son, but rather a failed protector, projecting that image he had on himself onto him. To the point that when pink dies, he doesn't feel like sticking around because he thinks its pointless.

I think this kinda makes sense if navy had ptsd, given his color is military affliated and a lot of soldiers have ptsd. Another headcannon i've got is that pink died of lung disease after inhaling too much smoke during the newground massacre. AND YES, i do headcannon purple as a guy, please don't flame me in the comments for ts.

I'd understand if you don't agree with this, and I will admit this doesn't really cover everything. BUT i do feel like the newground massacre played a much larger role on purple and navy's relationship and navy's definitely a more complicated character than just a deadbeat asshole dad. I also think this parallel's Lady's father, John Arkham from the Devil May Cry (the netflix series) a lot.

EDIT: I forgot one thing about the newground massacre that navy basically "leads the way" (code for saving his ass) for purple and pink instead of actually helping, but again, I feel like this parallel's Arkham a lot cuz when demons attacked his family he froze up. AND, similar to arkham, he hated himself for being afraid and not being able to protect his family. Maybe not because he's scared he'd lose them but rather he'd hate it if someone took soemthing away from him. He's territorial rather than protective, maybe that's a better way of putting it. It didn't make much of a difference to purple and navy's relationship until he actually was in a life or death scenario and choose to be a fighter over a protector

WE HAVE AN EXCITING ROSTER TODAY!
Which of the sisters is?
A) "Parenting? what the in actual fuck is that?"
B) "We spend time the way I WANT TO SPEND TIME"
C) "I'm lonely and nobody loves me"
D) "My family is fucking crazy"
E) "What's YOUR star sign?" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Also comment which one's your favorite and which one should die in a fire.
On an unrelated note, the wiki marking gramma as the main antagonist is SENDING ME LMAO. Gramma just gatekeeped her meatballs lol.

A moment of silence for all the Alan Baker fans

With spoke's video out, every protaganist has finally used the "Unstable SMP:" prefix at least once, and I love how each "first" represents all the 4 major conflicts of the Unstable SMP, each one more devastating then the last. I honestly can't think of any battles more impressive or cinematic than these 4.

retirement vid core

credit to u/Absolutm4e_H3ll for the original joke, posted here

The left photo is of Jack Nicholson, for those who don't know.
We need someone drawing blue putting on glasses and seeing cricket truly for what HE is.

The second wof image is unrelated

Idk if this has been done before (probably has), but now that we have a better idea of the extent of H4CK3R's abilities, who'd win? Fully powered KO or Fully powered Vic?
(Assume they fight in a place where the full extent of their abilities can be utilized)

KO art I found featured in this subs fanart section
Vic art i found here https://au.pinterest.com/pin/6825836930339488/
(sorry i couldn't find the original creators)

EDIT: Please explain why.

EDIT 2: By fully powered KO, i mean MC ICON staff KO.

EDIT 3: KO does have admin level powers and tickrate to counter speed, and Vic can manipulate his own attribute to not succumb to status effects

EDIT 4: I feel like this discussion turned into AvA fans vs AvM fans.

EDIT 5: I can't think of a solid counterargument for this guy's comment, someone help!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanBecker/comments/1ugy1q3/comment/ou4cg72/?screen_view_count=2

EDIT 6: Just saying getting the staff out of KO's means vic wins, vic's cooldown would likely activate after this making the fight still even. Please explain how vic takes the staff as well. Because that isn't easy but I'm seeing a lot of people just defaulting to that with 0 explanation. Another thing people are forgeting is heir mental trauma is equivalent in nature, maybe KO's worse off than vic cuz he saw his son die in front of his eyes.

EDIT 7: I feel like I need to mention and highlight this, but their arena is NOT in minecraft. Affecting minecraft's code has zero effect on KO in this hypthetical world, and victim has canonically NEVER messed with world code anyways, so I don't know why that keeps coming up. The outernet is ALSO made of code guys, doesn't mean H4CK3R can control it. He's power is admin level, not developer, so PLEASE stop saying he can manipulate the code of minecraft since its first of irrevelant in these conditions and secondly something he can't even do.

EDIT 8: I have discovered I'm a hardcore AvM fan.

I don't think TDL will die, if I'm being realistic. It's already been established that he CAN be resurrected even if he's completely obliterated. The only real way to kill him would be to somehow eliminate all of the virabots shortly after his death, and given their sneaky nature, they'll probably be able to bring him back before they can all be taken care of. Killing them all before hand wouldn't work as TDL would just bring them back. I'm saying this is impossible, but it's pretty unlikely even if all the other hollowheads were working to hunt them all down just because of how the virabots operate.

Anyways, lets say I'm right, and the cg + hollowheads realise after beating him that they realistically can't kill him without risking him coming back and causing more bullshit. If that's the case, I see 3 potential paths, each tied to whichever character makes the final blow/decision.

1. H4CK3R - An eternity in the box. H4CK3R, once regaining conciousness, traps TDL in the box with everyone's help. He then disables all of TDL's powers, and proceeds to BEAT HIS ASS for DAYS (preferably 9 months to a year, iykwim), taking out all his anger and hatred on the one being that ruined his life and almost did it again. EVENTUALLY, mitsi convinces H4CK3R this isn't healthy, but they still keep him detained in the box, paused (or maybe not) and unpowered for as long as rocket co lasts. Meanwhile, TCO and TSC (maybe H4CK3R later) hunt down the remaining virabots to ensure the safety of the outernet, and once their all eliminated, they decide to eliminate TDL once rocket co can no longer sufficiently hold him. This path, yes, does ultimately lead to TDL's demise, but this path seems WAY more likely than TSC goes super saiyan and some how pinpoint eliminates every virabot instantly without a second thought.

2. TSC - accidental lobotomy. TSC somehow awakes in the last second and beats the crap out of TDL, dealing near fatal blows that instead of killing him, lead TDL to somehow forget his primary objective and past memories. Maybe H4CK3R assists in this. In his new mind, TDL enters a dormant state much like TSC and completely forgets how to use his powers or control the virabots. TCO/NO volunteers to take care of The Dementia Lord, ensuring the real tdl never truly returns. Maybe he comes back as a conflicted hero haunted by tdl of the past, sorta like graham (crackle) from carmen sandiego.

3. Mitsi - a second chance. Mitsi, with noogai3 and H4CK3R's help, removes all of TDL's combat skills and powers, potentially renaming him to something like NO. As a byproduct of this, the virabots may no longer obey tdl if that was one of his powers or if they only listen to The Dark Lord, and not his renamed state. Mitsi then takes TDL around the outernet city and forces him to live there. Hoping in his weakened state he can't harm anyone, Mitsi leaves him there (with surveillance), believing that spending time around people might heal whatever screwed up ideas are in TDL's head like it healed vic (not that same, ik) and maybe feeling that if he lives with these people he might feel sympathy/guilt and realise murdering for sport is wrong.

>!BONUS ENDING: (contd from ending 3) -> TDL somehow meets corndog guy and agrees to work for him. Corndog guy becomes his sensei, teaching him world domination is pointless without monetary gain and together they take over the city and become the antags in AvA season 4.!<

Anyways, this is how I think AvA season 3 ending goes down, but what do YOU think could happen? Which of these 3 ideas do you think is most likely and what do you think might be more fitting for the characters listed above? What do you think would happen if some OTHER character like hazard or blue delivered the final blow instead (unlikely, ik, but WHO KNOWS)? If you think there is ANOTHER possible way to kill him, please LET ME KNOW, i've been wracking my brain cuz I really want this mf to die lol, BUT honestly, any of these endings could be interesting.

>!the one year wait is finna going HARD!<