I finally reached the weight and shape I wanted, and my friends and family ask how I did it.
"Carnivore diet"
The amount of citisicim I have gotten is hilarious. A lot of;
"It's not good for you."
"You can't do it long term."
And my personal favorite:
"You need vegetables!"
Fuck everyone. This diet works. You're just weak and brainwashed, fat fucks.
My son’s school had sign up’s for a 5K a couple months ago, and my son REALLY wanted to do it. BUT he had to have an adult run with him. Naturally… I was volun-told to do it with him. After those 2 months were up, I realized, I had not trained ONE bit. He, however, went to practice after school 2 times a week. He pushed me outside my comfort zone and I feel all sorts of pride for him today. This post is an AMA, but I also wanna boast about how proud of my son I am. Him and I ran this 5K, and he stayed by my side the entire time. When I stopped to breathe, he was walking with me. When I started to run a bit faster than I thought, he kept up. It was a fun experience and he had a lot of fun too. If I could share the photo, I would. I’m proud of him today.
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