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Izuku was getting chased by bakugo and his extras, a typical Tuesday after school but his usual route of escape was blocked off by pedestrian traffic so he had to go off route where he eventually found temporary refuge in an old abandoned parking lot building

His rest had to cut short because of course bakugo could smell his fear like he was a bloodhound (or a Chihuahua) so izuku when he spotted a door, he rushed so he could get some more cover unfortunately what his tunnel vision brain didn’t realize is that he got inside of an old car

Inside the car had old withered leather seats, cracked windows and mirrors and what he believes are the keys still in keyhole covered in dust, the previous owner must have abandoned this car, Izuku hoped it was from old age if anything

And then izuku started hearing Popping, at first he was afraid that bakugo found him but then he saw the car doors locking shut and then he saw the keys, turning to turn on the engine

“Be sure to always [NOT!] put your seatbelt on -~- Now playing highway to hell”

The radio just turned on and was playing a bunch of different radio broadcast and then the car started moving, going in reverse and then quickly shifting gears to drive straight ahead into the wall which was demolished because of the state of the building

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Bakugo: Deku I finally found you- wait you don’t have a car, GET OUT OF THERE NOW, YOU ARE COMMITTING GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!

extra: you have a strange moral compass we were about to beat him up yet, you are more concerned that he’s committing a crime

Bakugo: I’il show you my moral compass you- actually now you’re so unoriginal I can’t come up with a deprecating nickname for you

Meanwhile izuku car just entered the road

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Izuku: Okay think, what do you know about cars? Aw man I’m so useless, I literally dedicated my life to only study hero’s for years- wait I remember the schematics to the Allmight mobile that David shield design a couple decades ago, since this car does not have any seatbelts. I just have to check the mirrors.

To izuku horror when he locked outside he found pro hero ingenium staring back at him

Apparently hisashi, and the rest of the parents of his side of the family tree have a predestined cursed by a person in the first generations of quirks, to never see their children after their are born

Hisashi has actually been trapped all those years overseas by the ripples of the family curse, but he wasn’t no quitter, he made deals, multiple different side quest, climb to heaven, and Hell to finally see izuku again

And after 35 years he finally reunited with his son, after some crying, fighting and sharing stories of what happened to them with the scars to prove it, Izuku could accept his father but dread quickly came over them as Izuku revealed he was becoming a father (honestly ship whatever you want)

This is more of my Tensei crack

Original, if you want to read: https://www.reddit.com/r/BokunoheroFanfiction/s/fNJNUzK2Hx

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Selkie was getting concerned by his friend, Tensei has been working himself to the to the bone on his newest case, he knows he gets serious when the situation calls for it but at this rate he’s going to suffer a stroke

Selkie: Hey Tensei~

Tensei: Selkie? I thought you were in the middle of a drug smuggling case

Selkie: Yeah I was, managed to take down 8 boats, and currently we’re on track on finding their leader, most of my crew is investigating

Tensei: good I suppose, is there any reason why you came to me, because if it’s just pity, I don’t want it. The doctor said I’ll be able to walk within a couple months now.

Selkie: What nooo, don’t be ridiculous, it’s just I accidentally bought these cruise tickets, no refunds, and thought maybe you can use them and maybe take some of your family with you, or a special someone if you have that

Tensei: as much as I appreciate that, I need to continue working on this case as you can imagine I am very dedicated to my work

Selkie: Come on please even while I was working on the drugs smuggling case I still went outside and smell the nice ocean breeze, and I clear mine is what maybe you need to crack this case wide open, please (he tries to do the cutest puppy dog guys that looks deeply unsettling on him)

Tensei: Okay fine just put those eyes away. Your cute days are far behind you. I guess I could trust my psychics to take over the case for a couple of days.

Selkie: that’s the spirit Your crew wouldn’t want you to get sick anyway besides what’s the worst that could happen?

Tensei: don’t say that ever again you’re going to jinx my vacation

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It turns out some of the gang members from the same drug smuggling case try to hijack the ship that Tensei was on and even though he was paralyzed from the waist down, he still managed to take down every single member of it

And by the end of it Tensei went fully Lieutenant Dan

Tensei: YOURE NEVER TAKE DOWN THIS BOUT!!!!

The man was born on the island and grown up with the most brilliant minds of that generation so it was a complete mystery why he went fully insane

By his teens he has built multiple weapons of mass destruction that could theoretically cause the end of civilization as they know it and after several warnings and confrontations he was banished from his home

Eventually he washed up in Japan where he would be greeted by a mouse, bear, dog chimera claiming to be a principal of a school and was wanted him as his personal student

Maijima accepted, having nothing better to do and having resources that he was really allowed to use he really bloomed into a functioning and less insane adult because of the exposure of somebody being crazier than him (Nezu) rewiring him to be more responsible

after graduating Nezu offered him a job as a teacher and later to be promoted to be vice principal if he finds a way back to I-island for just a moment. He mostly put that idea to the back burner for several years until he meets Mei and then he decided to finally fulfill the requirements

But the plan was much harder than it seemed, he could get by most of the defenses, those inferior scientist, inventors, and engineers had made but it was one specific man that always toss a wrench into his plans

David Shield, he remembered him before his own banishment, he was the closest peer in his life and actually made Maijima think partly twice about his invention process and when it was announced, he was getting banished he remembered to clear as a metal shine he slapped him going on a nonsense speech about love, something he still finds it hard to understand till this day

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Power loader currently on a self built war ship armed with the teeth with different inventions heading to the edge of lease secured wall of i island seeing a figure on top of the wall

David: hello old friend

Izuku was tired, nighttime patrol was a hell that he had to deal with but in the end he wouldn’t changer thing, but he did enjoy just crashing on the couch while an all might documentary sits in the background.

Izuku got into his room window and then walked to the living room

Nezu: (calmly, sips tea) Hello izuku, would you like wants some to indulge in some tea with me?

Izuku: no…

Nezu: it's all right if you don't want to, but if you're were really a challenge to track, also I have to admit your mother is a lovely woman

Izuku: No

Nezu: think of it as your reward, for keeping your secret identity as a vigilante for so long, that it was actually a challenge to find you

Izuku: Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Nezu: (talking over the screams) i've already initiated communication methods with your mother, don't worry! won't review your secret identity, but I am importing the Mr.
Mime method and if that fails well there’s always your father overseas

Goofy Villain Izuku who sets up a plan to make king explosion, God, dynamite his greatest enemy to make him a even better hero

He dream of the witty back-and-forth, he would be the joker to his Batman and everything was going according to plan until he robbed 40 cakes from a bakery

What he didn’t know, that was Sato family bakery he robbed from, and Sato is a very petty person, and decided to dedicate his life as a hero students into capturing, the monster that robbed him

Meanwhile izuku is entirely irritated that someone that is not bakugou has claimed him as his Arch enemy,

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AFO: listen son

Izuku: i’m not your son

AFO: yes I am quite biologically, but we don’t have time to get into that right now, listen, we don’t choose the person that we have a lifetime vendetta against, and trust me I’ve had 7 before All might, and he hates me with all of his heart, and I hate him the same, so why don’t you give him just one more chance? You’re enemies you don’t just disregard each other you fight each other till you can’t anymore

In this timeline stain gives Tensei more mercy after acquiring more data about him, which in his eyes deemed him as enough of a true enough hero to only temporarily paralyze him and give him and let go

After being transferred to the hospital to recover, one of his colleagues that he is grown close to over the years of his hero career came to visit him

Emi: Heyyyy slow poke, guess you slipped on “stain” on the floor

Tensei: Joke please, you’re being too much right now (even so chuckles a bit under his breath)

Emi: ahh, I heard it. I heard a laugh there, anyway I got you this fruit basket to get you back on “track”

Tensei: (sniffs under his nose) please stop before I’m deader than you’re dating life, but I do really appreciate the grapes

Emi: Rude and incorrect actually I have a boyfriend

Tensei: (almost chokes on a grape) wait WHAT, don’t tell me that eraser finally caved

Emi: No, but he has a sort of similar vibe to him, long black hair, tall athletic build, red eyes-

Tensei: let me guess he also looks homeless

Emi: (hold her stomach laughing) well you’re not wrong here’s a picture of him

She pulled up a recent photo she took of him and Tensei immediately knows who he is, he had that no nose self-righteous freak burned into his memory, stain was dating his friend

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Tensei was too in shock to say anything and Emi left having to do important work her self, and after being released from the hospital, he went to his agency to put more resources into capturing stain meanwhile directly third wheeling every date to make sure his friend does not get murdered

Ms.joke exactly what situation she’s in, and in fact she got the idea from the gravity girl and all mights obvious protégé rehabilitating toga, and in her eyes stain is actually quite attractive so redirected all her aizawa attention to Akaguro(stain)

Stain is still adjusting to having a normal Civilian life again, being actually homeless for a while being a vigilante

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Why did I ship this? because I can

I just want some crack that would lighten up my day

Izuku has been a vigilante for a couple of months now and he say he’s got the hang of it, but if you ask any of the people that he saved they will admit he’s exceptional in everything except…

Hiding who he is

It’s basically an open secret that he is izuku Midoriya, they all seen the sports festival and recognizing the quirkless student act got pretty far in it, and it certainly doesn’t help that whenever he does save somebody from a creep or getting mugged, he always drops an identifying feature, ones he just accidentally dropped his whole school ID and birth certificate

So why doesn’t the community just rat out, honestly, they feel bad for him, from the conductive snippet state pied up the gather that he’s going through a lot and does more for their district then some spotlight heroes and just wanna pay it forward, by redirecting police and heroes whenever they try to arrest him, and play dumb to any question they may have

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Eraserhead is extremely agitated when he is hunting the latest vigilante that a bunch of civilians just pop out of the woodwork out of nowhere impeding on his investigation

Meanwhile Izuku just zip tied attended robbers of a restaurant

Owner: Thank Midori- Green child, anyway take this, it’s about to expire anyway

Izuku: Thanks I will (goes home)

Owner: So how well is the new hire at distracting the homeless hero?

Coworker: pretty good he’s now going on a monologue about our competitors cat cafe

Owner: goddamnit

One day a door, just appeared in the vestige realm, which was weird because there was really nothing in the void. They now called their home, a purgatory until the current user defeats AFO

Having nothing better to do went inside and it was a museum of different memories in the forms of pantings, statues, and descriptions of key moments of ninth, and nearly all of it is really depressing

Banjo: geez I know most of us have a bad but seeing it laid out is something else

Nana: look at this one it shows he has a friend…. Never mind the next painting shows it was a prank

Yoichi: wait let me try something

Kudo: What are you

Yoichi proceeds to jump in the painting like super Mario 64

Yoichi: hey it works

They learned once they jump into one of the memory paintings they can get a in person view of the events that happened to izuku

Meanwhile in the real world

Izuku was asked a question about his childhood and having a flashback but it wrong

Asui: Midoriya you have been silent for 30 seconds is something wrong?

Izuku: I have never seen those group of people in a day of my life? Who was that?!

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Izuku simply trying to remember a math formula and sees Yoichi just standing near ectoplasm

Izuku: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (quickly readjust, and does the rest of his work like nothing happened)

Recovery girl hated two particular students all might’s protégé and the American transfer student

Izuku and pony met in a subway station, pony was freaking out, not understanding how the maps work and fearing that she might’ve already missed her train, luckily Izuku was able to hear her distress and being fluent in English mostly from researching all might interviews went over to help her

Everything worked out in the end, pony was able to get to her station and had a bit of a more of an understanding of japan’s metro system, izuku was just happy he could help somebody, and it was only until he got home he realize they exchanged the numbers where he proceeded to have his own freak out

The two quickly became friends, whenever they weren’t studying or training they would talk or text each other, and of course, Izuku would analyze pony and her quirk, which made her realize it’s more beneficial to move towards a close combat fighting style like mirko due to her vestigial mutations giving more of an advantage

Fun fact, ponies actually have stronger legs then horses, so opponents are almost guaranteed to break a bone if they get to close

And when they finally get to UA, recovery girl get absolutely pissed even time pony sends one of her classmates to her office while already dealing with Midoriya

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Bonus: because I don’t know where else to put this

Pony stairs directly into Izuku eyes into revealing One for all to her first

Izuku does his best to teach pony Japanese and Pony share some of her favorite recipes with him

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Make this platonic or romantic I don’t really care

It really started when he was training with all might, being put on his new diet was a change he could handle but just his mom cooking wasn’t enough to fill his hunger

After many convincing from his mentor, he finally took the company credit card, All might even offered that he doesn’t even necessarily have to buy exclusively food with it and said something about setting dinner with his mom, he decided to deal with that later and try to look for places with the best deals that goes along the American dream plan

And finds it and ends up going back there around every other day before going back to his apartment to eat food from Inko and for some reason all might is there too

And everything was well and good until a little bit after he got accepted into UA

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A bell ring when Izuku entered his now favorite restaurant

Host: Welcome, is this a table for- oh it’s you

Izuku: Is there a problem?

Host: yeah actually, just wait here

A couple a minute when by until the host arrives with the head chef

Chef: Greetings green haired child, is with great displeasure that we have to forbid you from dining in our establishment from now and for the foresee future, ever since you’re first arrival you have eaten us out of house at home, it is an actual net loss of profit when you eat here, take this last to go box of your usual and never come back

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Izuku was distraught and came back to his house with a great amount of sadness in his soul, staring up to the ceiling, All might was there which was a recent development of him, being in his house more often, had said a few words of encouragement something about not wanting to replace his father but was already dissociated still grieving about the restaurant

tried to move on, ask lunch rush to replicate the meal, try disguise as to get back in, asked his classmates if he could order for him but each one of them failed

It was revealed later that the restaurant was a money laundering scheme by the Yakuza and izuku was actually there so often, they had to use the money they were laundering to just feed him,

the restaurant got shut down and everybody the knew the recipes of that place were arrested as well, no other restaurants compared after that

PSA: don’t smoke from cigarette, vapes or pipes, what’s depicted in the story is for purely entertainment/crack purposes and certainly don’t go into Random alleyways to accept what already listed above

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Izuku is quirkless but because of his father he inherited the same respiratory system as him which requires smoke to go through it for normal breathing, ironic, isn’t it?

From both doctors and her husbands advice inko got izuku non nicotine cigarettes and made him promise not to use them in front of other people because they would get the wrong idea

As the years go by izuku gets caught multiple times by police and local pro heroes which give him the whole lecture of smoking is bad for you, most not really believe him when he tells them it’s medical, and gets his pack stolen

On one of those days, Rock Lock takes his pack, already used to disassociating these types of lectures he mentioned something about being a father and something based on responsibility nothing really he hasn’t heard before and managed to escape middle lecture

As he was walking home, he realized that was his last pack and his shipment doesn’t arrive until the next day and as he was stressing he saw the the clear sight of smoke coming off in alleyway, after some internal debating, he decided to take the risk

Izuku: heyyyy

There was a man which burns scars scattered all over his body and what appeared to be staples attached to the non scarred skin

“Go away kid”

Izuku: Please wait a minute, umm could you please let me borrow one of you cigarettes, please I got mine taken away by a pro which had a pretty interesting quirk that involves-

“Shut up! Okay if I give you one of my death sticks will you leave me alone”

Izuku: “Yes please, you’re a life saver” takes it

“Yeah i don’t think the creepy guy in a alleyway, giving children cigarettes is a life saver, I swear this is almost the exact scenario in a anti-smoking PSA video”

Izuku: “I guess you’re right but I’m the one asking you… so anyway got a light? Kinda got that took away too

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So after meeting Dabi, he got hooked on regular cigarettes with nicotine, which is bad but doesn’t affect him as much as compared to people with non-fire breathing quirks, which he doesn’t even have

Dabi feels a bit better about selling cigarettes too izuku because it’s actually medical and managed to mental gymnastic himself into believing, if it wasn’t him it would be another creep in the streets

They both have a sort of brotherly dynamic for the times they do hang out, and eventually Dabi does train izuku how to fight

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Anyway, Cannon still happens, He gets into UA but Izuku doesn’t tell his classmates about the whole smoking thing and gets to the wrong idea and stage an intervention

PS: the teachers already know, but don’t directly talk about it, because it’s student private data

Prove me otherwise [Wrong answers only]

A young Tomura was bored out of his mind and couldn’t go back to training because the goons were gathering his new training dummies, also the Internet was out so he couldn’t play any of his mmorpg and so asked one of the permanent adult figures in his life a question that randomly crossed his mind

Dr.Garaki was going to tell him to go away and leave them alone so he can do some more experimenting but he come to realize he wouldn’t mind reminiscing just a bit

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Garaki was still studying in college to earn his doctorate in quirk science being the top student in his school, so what he was a social out cast with his peers, soon enough, he would be in all of their text books held as an important figure in this field, scratch that the world… at least that was the plan

Before he could officially graduate one of the rich students framed him for stealing resources from the school in order to make an early form of trigger and distributing it

Of course he would deny that he done such a thing but from the eyes of everyone he was already guilty, he was a loner so nobody defended him and anytime he did interact with people he was manic and seem didn’t have a good grasp on ethics

He never got his diploma and was expelled
and banned from joining any other relating university, he was sent to prison for creating selling and distributing on a untested drug
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Tomura: this is boring a story and you still haven’t mentioned sensei yet

Garaki: wow I was just getting to that part of you flesh decay parasite, now as I was saying

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In prison he made an oath to himself that he would ruin the lives of everyone that caused him to suffer, originally going to spend the years incarcerated planning the best way to get his revenge, but luckily somebody speed up the reaction

All for one orchestrated to kidnap him and bring him to his base, he promised Garaki he would be spared if he served as his right hand man and do all the scientist stuff he did not want to do

Garaki accepted his offer without hesitation, if he’s gonna help burn the world down, he wants front row seats and after enough time he receives everything he wants thanks to the man he deeply lov-RESPECTED, and is willing to follow him to the ends of hell

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Tomura: so you never actually graduated, got kidnapped and now you’re simping super hard for a man that doesn’t actually give a shit about you

Garaki: Go to your room

Mostly looking for crack