u/ChrisRhodes789

Bold Prediction:

Bold Prediction:

This will be the last year of the Forbidden Door PPV…

There is no point in running it when AEW talent is in random Indy’s every weekend & the AEW Men’s championship has been defended in said random Indy’s as well..

Plus Tony has raided his partner promotions so bad that they don’t have any more “stars” to help sell a PPV anymore(NJPW) & nobody cares about the other promotions(CMLL, Stardom etc) to not only travel to but build a PPV around..

I can see this maybe hitting 6000-6500 at the most come bell-time .. & that will the end of this PPV..

Agree or disagree Midcarders?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 6 hours ago

You don’t say Tony..

They barely got over 21-23k in the Rangers ballpark for All In here..

They might clear 32-35k in Wembley but that isn’t an event that you just book airline, hotels a month before in an spur of the moment decision, gotta have your passport & all that shit…

I just don’t know how much tickets Ospreay will move after he wins the Owen.. maybe 2-3k.. & that’s being generous..

If Mania drawing 50k for 2 days straight was considered “disappointing”..

What will drawing 30-35k be considered for AEW’s Mania when they drew over 52k the last time they were in London Midcarders?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 22 hours ago

Less than 12 minutes in more than 3 hours, a cheese grater & cookie sheets..

2 matches I want to talk about from last night’s Dynamite..

I said a couple of weeks that TK should get rid of the women’s division due to just not giving a fuck about it.. got some pushback.. but when in an over 180 minute show.. 12 minutes is dedicated to the women & 3 minutes is a squash match.. that is completely unacceptable & needs to be called out.. Where you at Stopwatch Denise.. but the “sickos” & the “wrestling journalists” won’t say a peep cause they are bought & paid for by Tony so that tells me that their “caring” about women’s wrestling is completely 100% performative.. ya’ll should be ashamed(but aren’t) of yourselves for supporting a company that gives crumbs to their women wrestlers..

Now onto the Ciampa Briscoe match.. it’s 2026 & all of us know how unsafe & how shitty unprotected chair shots to the head is… & that spot has rightfully has been taken out of professional wrestling..

Now getting blasted with cookie sheets to the dome is acceptable? What happened to wrestler’s safety? The fanbase doesn’t care.. all they care about is seeing blood & lots of it which makes a “BaNgEr”

News flash: ECW is dead, & grow up out of that phase..

Now Ciampa, you left WWE to go to AEW so that you can bleed everywhere, & use a cheese grater in your match, a staple gun & get cut open by a screwdriver on a random Wednesday in Portland Maine in front of 2800 people? That is the “creative freedom” that WWE wasn’t letting you do & you were yearning for? Maiming your body for the marks of Cagematch & Reddit in a match that nobody will remember 2 weeks from now.. What a dumbass..

What say you Midcarders about the women only getting 12 minutes in a nearly 190 minute show & the Ciampa/Briscoe match? Am I being too harsh?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 1 day ago

Happy Wrensday!

Dynamite thoughts:

Jericho’s match was okay.. it didn’t matter who won as the match only happened to set up the post match brawl & it sucked.. too many people were fighting & nobody(the camera men) couldn’t keep up.. have no idea on how they will keep up with 14 people.. Lashley is moving slow as hell..

This Ciampa match is complete garbage.. 2 unprotected shots to the dome with a cookie sheet, cheese grater to make Briscoe bleed, a screw driver to make Ciampa bleed, stapling paper to Briscoe’s head.. Briscoe gets hit with thumb backs on Ciampa’s knee pad & 10 seconds later, is hitting moves on Ciampa.. Jay driller to a table outside.. elbow drop.. Briscoe wins.. absolute trash match & Ciampa left WWE to do shit matches like this?!? Fucking clown..

Bandido got zero pop when he attacked Swerve.. must not watch ROH in Maine.. lol.. also Swerve lost at least 70% of his over-ness.. crowd was quiet as fuck.. pathetic “brawl” between these two.. absolute ZERO heat from the crowd towards these two..

How the hell did Willow hurt herself to not only be taken out from the Owen but to relinquish the TBS championship? There was zero indication that she got dinged in her Red Velvet match.. oh well.. put Stat in the Owen.. TBS is a who cares championship at this point..

Does Kyle O’Reilly not work out?!? The fuck man.. terrible body.. dude is a fucking stick compared to Mox.. these Mox chops suck.. O’Reilly has gotten worse since his NXT days.. moving way more slower.. this match is happening in 50% speed.. it’s going to be a draw huh? Lmao.. I called it.. they really are trying to make KOR a thing..

That Shida Stat promo was a huge negative.. the fuck was that?!? That was supposed to sell us on the 4 way?!? Yikes..

This women’s match is something.. Birds running into each other on a double team.. Mina is more suited for WWE.. worst “Blue Thunder Bomb” by Windsor.. did Athena “slam” Windsor on top of herself?!? This is so sloppy… the NXT women clear them by far.. Julia’s “mist” was the most devastating move of the match next to Mina’s DDT to Athena.. lmao.. Thekla barely worked..

Barely any pop for Darby.. yikes.. Darby chant lasted for like 6 seconds.. crowd reacted to MJF though.. MJF without a doubt is the biggest star in AEW.. these are tiny men(Darby & Bailey)

Typical Darby match where he gets beat up for 85-90% of it.. hits like 5 moves if that .. & wins.. Speedball never was going to win this so it was pointless to even get invested in it..

This is not good wrestling ya’ll.. can’t believe people have the audacity to say it is..

Nothing at all was good on Dynamite..

What do you think Midcarders?

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u/ChrisRhodes789 — 1 day ago
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When you Fed Bad enough..Tony takes notice..

It FEELS GOOD TO BE ELITE E-DRONES!

A-HA!

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 2 days ago
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I’ve seen enough.. calling it now..

Pulitzer when?!?

Damn, it’s good to be ELITE!!

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 2 days ago
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The Cavs 23 point lead in the 4th quarter was a long time WON Subscriber..

Now pay Danhausen his human monies Knicks fans..

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 3 days ago

After the Twins & Angels game huh..

According to MJF(he says that every metric is up for AEW) this should be Minnesota’s highest attended game of the season.. lol..

Appreciate the out of box thinking here by Tony

But a glorified house show starting at roughly 10PM that’ll go on until 11:15 ish.. Dunno how well that will sell..

Plus could you pick the two most uninspiring baseball teams to go on after that aren’t a draw?!?

Twins haven’t been relevant since Mauer retired & Torii Hunter left them.. & the Angels just flat out suck.. they almost got no hit last night by the soon to be Las Vegas A’s.. lol..

Again Midcarders.. I appreciate the out of box thinking here.. but the time starting & ending isn’t a good selling point.. plus the two teams suck.. at least go on after a draw(Yankees, Red Sox, any road team that isn’t the Angels lol)..

What say ya’ll?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 3 days ago
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Belt Collector Gimmick Part Deux!

Good Morning Midcarders.

Since Mercedes Mone’s belt collector gimmick was such a rip rousing success…

How do you feel about Andrade doing the same thing a few months later? Lol..

4 going on?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 4 days ago

I thought talking about ticket sales & gates was frowned upon..

Now do Dynamite MJF..

/s

So Midcarders..

Is it okay to talk about gates & ticket sales?

I mean, MJF did, so we can as well?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 5 days ago
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“GeNeRaTiOnAL HeEL”

That’s my scumbag talking about ticket sales & gates for the PPV..

DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ELITE!!

Now do Dynamite..

Oh wait..

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 5 days ago

2 quick gripes..

Why is Thekla just in the background in the graphic, coming off super unimportant & why isn’t the AEW women’s champion words in the graphic on top of her name larger so you know who the top banana is in the women’s division?

Also no Stat & Shida being advertised(so far)to hype up the 4 way match is making this match feel so so so so so so so uninteresting, which I talked about a week or so ago.. & a random Thunder Rosa appearance in this story as well which makes zero sense..

Speaking of uninteresting, the FTR match in the 2nd photo..

in the last 3 weeks, we have gotten Dax vs OC, a 10 man “party match” which they had barely any interaction & now this week, an FTR tag title match 5 days before this “monumental” I quit match.. doing everything but making this Cope & Christian tag team title match feel like a big deal..

I mean, I know that OC won the match which gave them a tag title match, but isn’t the booking supposed to be heating up the I quit tag match with Cage & Cope 5 days before the PPV instead of a random tag match with Roddy & OC? No promos, no anything?!?

Instead this match feels colder than Bismarck North Dakota in January..

What say you Midcarders?

Am I wrong in questioning the defending WON Booker of the Year in how he is presenting these particular matches?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 5 days ago
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“That’ll put asses in seats”

That’s my 834948 time WON Booker Of The Year!!

Damn, it feels good to be Elite!!

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 7 days ago
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Save Pamala Tony!!

No, using her Govt name isn’t strange or anything..

Why do you ask?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 7 days ago

Ya’ll…

What’s the point of Tony Kahn’s ROH?

Like who is this benefiting?

No one is getting better wrestling once a month during the 6 hour tapings at a tv studio in Jacksonville…

No one is watching this slop…

Midcarders, is it time for SOMEONE ANYONE to tell Tony, “yo, this shit ain’t working, you are tarnishing the legacy of ROH, either give the pencil to literally anyone else with a pulse cause they can’t do any worse than you or pull the plug on this slop”

Thoughts..

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 8 days ago

Alright, I am going to be the first to say this:

Tony should future endeavor the entire AEW’s women’s division…just get rid of it..

It’s as clear as day that he absolutely doesn’t give 1 iota about it..

I was skeptical about this match when it was announced.. but I went into Dynamite thinking “I am going to get an unbelievable & nonsensical reason why Stat & Shida are challenging for the women’s championship despite not saying one word about going after it for weeks but it’ll be explained to me why they have a match for it”..

& I got absolutely nothing.. not a promo from Thekla, not a promo from Shida, not a promo from Hayter, hell, Stat wasn’t even in the building due to a “minor injury”.. just here’s the match & that’s it… awful..

What I did get was multiple appearances from Renee Young… like she is the most important woman in AEW.. backstage promos, pre match talking in front of the ring, & first segment of the show was an interview with her & MJF..

She was front & center the entire show.. more than any other woman.. a backstage interviewer..

That would be like Erin Andrews dominating an NFL telecast.. seeing her more than like Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, etc.. yanno the actual players..

Been 4 going on 5 months since we have even heard of Mone’s name on AEW television.. she hasn’t even wrestled a match since end of March.. when she dropped the last of her random championships.. wonder if there is something going on there..

Okay, the main women’s championship is a bust.. maybe I will get some traction on the TBS championship.. & I get a match for DON with the TBS champion in it, but it’s not on the line.. wtf? It’s an opening round match in the Owen.. wait.. Tony already did a double champ Willow & it beyond sucked.. why are we possibly running that gimmick back again? So if Willow loses, she is still champion? WTF?!? lmao..

The Tag Team Champions? Lmao.. not even worth talking about.. beyond worthless.. the only tag team(Birds) are doing everything but challenging for the tag team titles.. what’s the point of the tag team titles & division for that matter?

& the Owen.. 3 of the 8 women aren’t full time AEW wrestlers & 1 of them has a hurt neck(Saree) & is out for a month..

Harley was & still is over but is booked like a joke.. so why even care about her, Mina, etc..

Alright Midcarders, agree or disagree with me in regard to Tony shouldn’t even have a women’s division?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 8 days ago

TNA bound?

I think TNA will be the best spot for Big Bill..

What say ya’ll Midcarders?

P.S. Has Tony ever booked a big guy well?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 9 days ago

The Hollywood Reporter & Deadline must of gotten their marching orders from Nick Kahn..

Surely the e-mail inviting Tony Kahn, & the “Effortlessly Cool” Thekla & Mr. Aura himself Swerve Strickland & the “all time leader in Meltzer Stars” Will Ospreay to the upfronts..

The e-mail must of ended up in Tony’s spam folder & he forgot to check it cause why wouldn’t WBD not want to brag about the 884939 quintillion viewership AEW brings to HBO Max?!?

Are they stupid?!?

Did they not want to be called “dumb bitches” 937 times by Thekla?!?

They missed out.. lol..

So not one word was said about AEW at WBD upfronts today..

Wonder how Meltzer & the rest of the “esteemed wrestling journalists” spin this Midcarders..

Where do ya’ll see AEW at come not only for the rest of 2026 but 1-1-2027?

u/ChrisRhodes789 — 9 days ago