u/ChromicVex

It is that hard to have a balanced game that isn't so shitty

I just lost 7-0 to a guy with a 70 rated team

My defending ai has completely gone brain-dead and refuses to do anything, my keeper is completely stuck and can't move

A 70 rated striker with 60 pace outruns my Nuno mendes

And then sends a shot that's more like a low power pass, and my genius keeper lets it roll into goal instead of grabbing the ball

The Devs are either genuinely Babbling idiots or they are so underpaid and already realise the game is dying that it's pointless to do bug fixes

I don't know what the hell is going on but the defender ai, atleast for me is completely broken, the inputs are also so delayed I can hardly dribble anymore, all a guy needs to do is send a cross after spamming the same cross over and over and my defensive ai just collapses and dies and refuses to cover anyone.

Through crosses also completely break my defending ai, even if it's offside it still doesn't count, just now in a tournament match this dude sends a through cross waaaay ahead of my defender to his haaland who is near the goal box while my last defender is maybe a many few meters behind

This probably sounds like way too much

But coming from a guy who's already going through so many other horrible things I want to take some time off and relax, I don't have many games or much money so I play UFL, instead I am given the most horrible experience ever

This game stresses me out so much and I'm tired of conceding goals to my keeper standing there motionless while a ball rolls next to him Into the goal

This game makes me so miserable and requires so much mental fortitude to enjoy

I hate the Devs of this game, especially you designer flamingo

I just got 97 rated raphina and I'm so pissed that it's not worth it, the horrible grind is totally not worth it

My 93 cursebreaker raphina is so much better

My advice is to get a card that has trivela skill

It's impossible to stop, literally

Just go to outside the box, right on the white like and use trivela

Aside from this don't do surge, it's not worth it

On a 20 loss streak because my keeper keeps rushing out to the halfway line, I'm on ps5 and I don't press anything but it still happens

This game is so shitty it's not even funny

I've been playing ufl since release and I've come to find something stupid

The misfortune system, atleast that's what I call it

Whenever you make a good play you get misfortune added to you and suddenly my pass that I'm very clearly aiming to the front suddenly goes to the side and right into the opponent's legs, whenever I make a good tackle the ball literally zips to the opponent like a magnet, no matter what I do I can't get it back, I know some of you will say that it's just a skill issue, and to some degree that's true, some players are just going to be better but in this case it makes no sense, the collisions between players are so bad, like my defender will literally be stuck to a player and not be able to move, whenever i make a good pass my striker which supposedly has 94 sprint speed and 90 Accel can't catch up??? But a much slower defender can for some reason? Shots that I've sent from the angle and power that always work somehow just zip over the goal? My defenders literally stick onto players and can't move, when I'm chasing a player my defender can't overtake him, despite being faster, my 94 rated haaland can't win an Aerial duel against Messi?? Despite being infront of him

Whatever you do the game will try it's best to script it against you, my opponent's passes are laser precise, but when I aim FORWARD my passes go right, when I want to backpass my passes go some other direction.

But by all means please add more cards, please try to fill your belly even more you pigs

Idk how to do it and I'm confused

Ever since I've been born ive known nothing but misery

As a tiny infant I was starved regularly but idk if infants can remember stuff because my parents would casually just say "oh we used to starve you" most would assume they're joking but they've blatantly just admitted it

But that doesn't matter, when I was a little older, maybe around 4, that's when my life became a living hell

I was constantly beaten and I remember my mom kicking my face repeatedly while I was pushed to the ground, she broke glass bottles on me, whipped me with belt buckles and hit me with pipes, I'm not even joking but she slammed my head into a door and the key thing got lodged in my head lmao

Aside from physical abuse my parents mentally tortured me, my mom would regularly lash out on me, and then would make me apologise, I wasn't allowed to talk about how I felt, but it was more like that my feelings never really existed to them, they would constantly manipulate and guilt trip me, my dad is a cheating whore of a man child who's a narcissist and can't admit hes wrong and he also beat the life out of me regularly.

It's just the usual: narcissistic manipulative parents who destroy their child, they did the same to my brother, and because of all that I went online as a tiny ass kid and ended up getting groomed regularly, I dont mean to sound insane but I was always a very hyper aware kid because my parents were just constantly fucking fighting and I had to take the punches from my dad for my mom and elder brother, I got groomed around 11 and then I was told it's my fault and I was locked in my room for a week

I'm sorry if this is so not structured and all over the place but I'm so miserable and I don't know what to do

It's been like this for 13 years (I'm 17) and I can't escape this cycle of hurt

I was constantly bullied for the way I looked and I ended up developing an eating disorder very early on in life, it got so bad to the point I'd started harming myself by age 10

Then at 11 I made my first attempt and since then I haven't been able to stop

A few weeks ago my mom tied the noose herself and kicked the chair away and I watched her walk away while swinging, there's so much more I want to say but I can't because I'll feel sick

The main thing I'm so miserable about is being so lonely

I've never had many friends or people to talk to, if any at all, the people around me could never understand me and I would get ignored and at night I feel so horrible and lonely because I have nobody to talk to, I don't want comfort I just want someone to talk to

I had a gf of 3 years until she broke up with me on 27th march because she didn't want to commit to a relationship, according to her, but I just think I was too depressed and she felt brought down by me

I've been in wards before too and my parents constantly give me meds

What am I supposed to do about my loneliness

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I genuinely hate this game with a passion, I come back often after a few weeks to see if anything has improved because I'm a broke chud who can't afford fifa, but the only thing I come back to is a cesspool of spaghetti code and horseshit

There is nothing good I can say about this game, the passing is so utterly dogshit like how is my player passing to someone miles ahead when I'm clearly m trying to pass it to my right or left, why is the passing random, why cant i aim it bro, then there's the bullshit defender ai, they'll deadass see a ball and won't even go near it, players will fucking PHASE THROUGH MY DEFENDERS, THE COLLISION IS SO BAD THAT ILL RAM INTO A PLAYER AND HE'LL JUST PHASE THROUGH A TACKLE

MY DEFENDERS ARE SO SHIT AND THE TACKLING IS SO BAD

I play football so much and I'm a defender, and I don't understand how you can make defending so shitty, why do my players get stuck mid tackle, like something's holding them, why can't they ever get the ball back???? Why is a normal all ball tackle somehow a foul

Then there's the attacking ai, I'll make the most beautiful through ball and my attack will just stand there, Im unable to switch to them and I'll miss a chance, and when my attacker does run, suddenly his 90 pace is gone when going up against a defender with 70 pace and will be speed blitzed

I literally just got into a match with someone who's entire team is just pay 2 win, how the hell am I supposed to do anything when 96 rated mbappe just runs through my defense

I'm not the best player but I'm not bad, I'm better than most players, 29 wins and 3 losses, but what does that matter when my defender ai just loses it's damn mind and runs away from mbappe

I understand that I'd run away from 96 rated mbappe too but that's your job bro please just do something

I hate the way I look, for a few years I've been wearing a paper bag over my head, I completely avoid going outside so that others don't have to see me and they cant see how disgusting I am.

Whenever my paper bag slips off and I see myself, I can't help but puke at what I'm seeing.

I don't know what to do anymore