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Yes I’m a jaguars fan self hate posting, i sincerely hope this is a joke

Diles, Cómo Compro todo mientras hablas tú me pagas no me digan que yo no puedo siempre tomo lo que yo quiero yo no ladro yo solo muerdo un ataque directo al ego

Tell them: "How do I buy everything?"—while you're talking, you're paying me. Don't tell me I can't; I always take whatever I want. I don't bark, I only bite—a direct attack on the ego.

This is what I got after putting what I think I heard through the Google Translate but if anyone here has a better translation I’d appreciate that a lot.