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I wasn’t planning to get anything from PPU this month but clearly decided WAY TOO LATE (five minutes ago) that I actually really love Don’t Talk To Me Or My Cats Ever Again and was going to just get only that one, then realized it’s sold all the way the fuck outttt. 🫠

Just wondering— does she ever do PPU restocks or does she usually stick to her cap and once something is sold out it’s gone for good? Trying to get a feel for whether it’s worth checking the site every 2.5 minutes and hoping to find more added because now that I know I probably can’t have it I can’t stop thinking about it and I feel like Pablo Escobar standing in an empty pool

Fill levels shown in white in top image; selling as bundle ONLY, not selling individual shades



✨Monarch Lacquer “Slacker Chic”

✨Pahlish “Yubaba”

✨Patty Lopes “Even Flow”

✨BCB Lacquers “I’m All Fired Up”

✨Nailed It “Shadow Bone”

✨Zombie Claw “Taking Care Of Business”

The first person to respond that they want the bundle will have 30mins to DM me so we can finalize the sale, and if I don't hear from them and receive shipping info/payment by then I'll move on to the next person

<3

Fill levels shown in white in top image; selling as bundle ONLY, not selling individual shades

✨Am I Everything You Fear?

✨Moonicorn

✨Take Me To Your Leader

✨Garden Of Evil

✨Fallen Angels

✨Poisonberry

The first person to respond that they want them will have 30mins to DM me so we can finalize the sale, and if I don’t hear from them and receive shipping info/payment by then I’ll move on to the next person <3

I got this 10oz jar of Saltair body butter on April 30th to use as hand lotion because it’s frigging incredible, and today I panned it just under 10wks later

It’s usually by my bed so I’ve used it at least morning and night, but I also throw it in my backpack a lot so I have it with me wherever I go

I’ve been trying to scoop out any remnants from the bottom and sides for awhile now because I was determined to use every. single. drop but I’m officially calling it— PANNNNNNED 😎👉👉

****SOLD**** Fourteen nearly full bottles, works out to about $16.42 per bottle after subtracting $20 from total cost for estimated packaging and shipping costs; may be perfect for a new fan who missed out on some oldies but goodies or anyone who really really REEEALLY loves purple lol. All purchased between July 2023 and January 2024 (willing to show receipts if that’s a concern at all). Includes some LE shades from the Alice In Wonderland collection and a MC rewards exclusive (LE shades marked with a star); fill levels are marked in white on the top shot of each image ****SOLD****

Shades included:

⭐️ A Very Merry Unbirthday

Bermuda Triangle

⭐️Cheshire Cat

Cosmic Cowboy

⭐️Do You Play Croquet?

Enchanted Mist

Hermit Crab

Into The Wishing Well

Lava Lamp

Mood Ring

⭐️Moonwalk

Raaawr!

Strangeberry

What Is My Purpose?

Cortney: 9/10 This is one of the absolute best looks I’ve ever seen on her, both the dress (particularly the color) and the makeup. Is it a bit on the matronly side? Sure, but it’s earthy and soft and doesn’t make her look clownish or overdone, plus she’s marrying Phillip so… maybe matronly is appropriate at this point? Her eye makeup was especially striking on set and BTS imo; it’s not captured well in this still shot but it was glowy and lowkey ethereal without being over the top or distracting. The gold jewelry was the perfect compliment to all of it, and she should wear earthy greens and natural makeup more often; she’s an absolute bombshell here

Liz: 8/10 Cute and flirty, even if the dress and color are lowkey giving OMG I Can’t Believe It’s Prom Night! I really appreciate that she went for super laid-back makeup here (although she’s never been known to overdo it with makeup), and leaving her hair down and mostly natural was a good call too because it keeps the dress from veering too far into prom/pageant territory. Skipping noticeable jewelry but going for bling shoes was also a fantastic call and shows off her killer legs; she looks *fun* but not fussy at all, and it’s great

Vanya: 7/10 If Liz’s dress was giving OMG I Can’t Believe It’s Prom Night, Vanya’s was giving Stiffler’s Mom Before The Prom. She’s a beautiful woman, we know it and she knows it and she knows we know it, and her style is flashy (which is fine— she should wear what makes her feel good!) but the earrings are very costumey vs the color of the dress being kind of blah on her. Maybe she was going for balance so the flashiness of the dress itself wouldn’t be competing with a bright color but jewel tones are KILLER on her and she should have gone for more chill jewelry but a more vibrant dress (like something close to the berries/reds/purples she always wears on her lips)

Kim: 7/10 It’s fine, but I don’t have much to say about it. Oddly despite being bright tomato red the overall look is kind of forgettable and I’m not sure why. She looks great— hair and makeup are on point, dress and shoes are flattering for her— but it’s still a bit flat and I’m baffled as to why. My only real complaint is that the necklace 100% doesn’t work with the neckline of this dress but it’s so small/delicate it doesn’t show up much anyway (ETA: Maybe part of why her look feels flat to me is her hair color? Is it usually darker? This lighter color kind of makes her face and head fade back from how the vivid dress stands out)

Sophie: 6/10 I don’t understand what’s happening here or why— the color, the midi length, the entire dress and cut other than being busty are *so not her style* and I’m so beyond confused. The shoes are also just… did she steal them from someone? They don’t look like hers. AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GIANT FUCKING BOW STUCK GO THE BACK OF HER HEAD? Did she choose this? If so, why? Did she let someone else choose it for her? If so, why? She gets a lot of shit for the way she dresses but her signature style has *personality* and is unmistakably hers, and this dress is SO NOT IT. It’s like she was aiming to shock us with a trad wife look (but with a spicy low-cut halter neckline) and again I need to know WHYYYY. Her makeup is great, it’s softer and sweeter than usual (baby pink blush and lips) but her hair is also throwing me way the fuck off. It’s not all hers, is it? If not, why does she think THAT MUCH fake hair stuck on her head WITH A BOW STUCK ON is necessary let alone a good idea? (ETA: I bumped this up from a 5/10 because I realized I was being unfair— she really doesn’t look BAD at all other than the frigging bow, she just doesn’t look like herself and she’s not really playing up her signature style and amazing if surgically attained body other than a killer bust line)

Tell me what you thought— did you get the same vibe I did from everyone or do you disagree?? Who do you think looked the best/worst? I’m bored by the men’s looks other than Ross (10/10) so I don’t even feel like discussing them lol but feel free to comment on them if you had opinions beyond “lmao GINO’S FUCKING HAT IS BACK” (which is my only notable reaction to the dudes)