Actually, this is just Dadcrocker. He chose to stay in a luxury suite while his daughter thought he was dead. Also, just look at how Jane turned out compared to John. That's not the attitude of a dignified gentleman, but hey, what else could we expect from a Crocker?
(Sorry, not sorry Aranea)
That's why my jaw is always broken in ten different pieces :)
Rest assured that every beta kid had a moment like that, Excluding Satoru Gojo Jade Harley of course.
It would be interesting to think about what each guardian would have told their respective child. For example, I'm sure Dadegbert would tell John about how he really came into his life, like how he fell in a meteorite, lol. I don't think Dadegbert kept that secret forever; he was simply waiting for his son to be old enough.
"Prank War," also known as John x John, is the best ship, 1000% canon, Hussie told me so.
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I knew these characters existed, and I also knew they weren't part of the Omega kids, so OBVIOUSLY I took the most logical option, thinking they were Jake and Jane's kids in Meat. Don't ask me where Omode (the girl with the light blue vest) and Silas (the girl in the green suit) would get that white/blonde hair in that case, because I don't have an answer either.
But anyway, I've finally read "The Influencers" and it was certainly fun, a silly short story trying to fill in some plot holes with this group. Too bad they are already practically DEAD lol. The last time we saw them was 11/30/2020, so it's practically guaranteed they aren't coming back. I guess they're just a memory of what *Homestuck^2* used to be now.
At least these kids found out Jade fucked Rose before getting cancelled :)
Jade fuck with a mother larva 3737382935382829253% Canon and true, I want 413 fics about that, yesterday!!!
Oh no! What do you think Jade "Homestuck" Harley will do to you when you meet? Don't pray, she's already a goddess.
In case you're wondering, John has air conditioning and Jade is battling mosquitoes the size of hamsters! Hamsters!!!!!
https://www.tumblr.com/nsectloop/819013689924616192?source=share
Why Also, ha, ha, ha, John Cuckegbert.
Finally, what the hell are those sneakers, John? Harry didn't hate you because of the divorce, he hates you because of your fashion sense.
I really liked how the images deteriorated more and more XD
https://www.tumblr.com/witchintestine/818790224525213697?source=share
I looked it up on YouTube because a friend was showing me an AMV, and I wondered if there were any Homestuck videos—and boy, are there!
The newest ones are from 3 years ago, and almost all of them are 9 years old or more. They have such a 2000s and 2010s vibe. I bet a lot of you have seen several of them and will be overwhelmed with nostalgia if you watch them again. Seriously, it's a fantastic little time capsule, incredible. There's also this melancholic feeling when you go to the channels where these videos are made and see that they haven't uploaded anything in years—truly ancient ruins worth exploring.