u/ConfoundedVariable77

Dedicated to Marty Schachter

There once was a grifter named Jones

Who drank milkshakes made out of bones

Then he uttered some libels

Had to swear on some Bibles

Now he’s one of the clout-chasing clones.

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u/ConfoundedVariable77 — 20 hours ago

Dedicated to Marty Schachter

There once was a grifter named Jones
Who drank milkshakes made out of bones
Then he uttered some libels
Had to swear on some Bibles
Now he’s one of the clout-chasing clones.

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Independence Day Download

George Washington and the ghost of Gene Hackman told me in a dream that they would appear to me through the Apple Health app at 10:58 a.m. Party on, patriots!

u/ConfoundedVariable77 — 3 days ago

Jealous of JorDan

I’ve been generally bummed about the end of KF, but it wasn’t until yesterday that one particular reason became clear. The boys called it quits on their own terms, and I am envious.

It seems like their situation with the podcast had become more and more tenuous over the past few months. Rather than waiting for things to achieve critical mass, they made the decision to move on.

How many of us have soldiered on through difficult situations, whether it was a toxic relationship or a corrosive work environment, long past the point when it would’ve been eminently reasonable to make a change? To their credit, Dan and Jordan didn’t let it reach that point.

When I was stuck in a high-stress, low-pay job, a friend asked me why I didn’t quit. The only thing I could say was, “I got on the treadmill and I don’t know how to jump off.”

Dan and Jordan jumped off the treadmill. Rather than envy them, I hope I can learn from them.

Thanks for everything, fellas. Go home to your mother and tell her you’re brilliant.

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u/ConfoundedVariable77 — 2 months ago