Alien x vs Saitama funny dialouge
Announcer: (Speaking into a hollow log from five miles away) "Ladies and gentlemen... the stadium is a crater. The solar system is structurally compromised. But emerging from a fracture in the space-time continuum... the ultimate lifeform... ULTIMATE ALIEN X!"
(A towering, celestial entity steps through a rift. Its body is a living window into the deep cosmos, stars twinkling inside its silhouette. Three sharp horns crown its head, and its eyes glow with an omnipotent, cold green light. The sheer pressure of its existence causes reality to ripple like water.)
Alien X: (Voice booming with the synchronized, echoing layers of three cosmic minds) "Saitama. We have observed your physical anomalies across multiple timelines. You have broken the laws of mathematics, physics, and probability. But you are still bound by the concept of existence. With a single thought, we shall erase the very idea of your birth."
Saitama: (Skidding to a halt right outside the brand-new, freshly rebuilt mega-supermarket. His eyes are fixed on the automatic sliding doors, his wallet packed with fresh cash.) "No way. No, no, no, no! Don't you dare stand in front of that entrance!"
Alien X: (Crossing its massive arms, its eyes flashing blinding green) "Motion carried. Reality revision: begin. Saitama, you no longer ex—"
Saitama: (His face shifts into a terrifying, hyper-detailed look of pure, primal rage. The ground beneath him vaporizes from the sheer intensity of his frustration.) "I FINALLY HAVE MONEY! I AM NOT LETTING A SEVENTEEN-FOOT-TALL GLOWING ACTION FIGURE KEEP ME FROM MY MEAT!!!"
Alien X: (Mid-thought, suddenly feeling a sensation it has never experienced before—genuine panic) "Wait... why isn't the universe updating? Our omnipotence... it's being pushed back by raw kinetic anger?!"
Saitama: (Instantly teleports directly in front of Alien X's face, his fist pulled back so far it warps the lighting of the entire sky) "GET! OUT! OF! THE! WAY! SERIOUS SERIES: DEATH PUNCH!"
(Saitama unleashes a punch of pure, unadulterated exasperation. He doesn't even make physical contact. The sheer atmospheric pressure and willpower behind the swing create a vacuum that shatters the dimensional rift. The shockwave hits Alien X so hard it completely disrupts its internal consensus, blasting the celestial god backward through the multiverse, rewriting its coordinates all the way back into the Omnitrix.)
Saitama: (Landing smoothly, completely unbothered, sliding right through the automatic doors as they open) "Ah, the air conditioning in here is amazing."