u/CruzaSenpai

Relationships demand emotional honesty. I think it's important for both people to know what they want and that can be...messy, or uncomfortable, and sometimes it's hard for those thoughts to make it to the page. I would love to find someone who embraces that mess and momentary discomfort.

You should talk to me if you...

• Are the type of person who only dislikes cooking because it feels better to do for someone else than for yourself.
• Find "going to the grocery store" romantic because the act of being together is more compelling than the thing being done.
• Have felt an emptiness while sitting on the couch, because squeezing your hand in your own doesn't feel the same as holding someone else's.
• Want notifications in your inbox to bring you more joy than they do now
• Appreciate calm energy with an occasional paroxysm when the scene calls for it
• Play sandbox video games or...whatever box we want to put Stardew Valley into? Let's kill the Ender Dragon in vanilla Minecraft because I've never done it or finally 100% Stardew for real this time.
• Are within reasonable driving distance and want to hang out.

Basic about me:

• I'm disabled; buuuuut that means you can park in blue spaces
• 32, based in Maryland, gainfully employed and not conventionally attractive but not bad looking either. I'm like the Rupert Grint you have at home.
• Open to any femme or gender-neutral presenting people; cute transcends gender. Sorry to any Travis Willingham clones. You're great but not for me.
• Love languages are quality time, physical touch, and acts of service

Bonus points! If any of these apply to you, please enjoy this fastpass to my heart:

• You create things. Art. Writing. Trinkets. Woodworking. Blacksmithing. If it comes from your hand, brain, or heart I will love it and you.
• Mild neurospice. Hi! This applies to me too. I get caught in rabbit holes and the labyrinth of my own mind, and I think it's cool to recognize it in other people and when people "get it."
• You proudly self-identify as a nerd, enjoy TTRPGs, and/or our 'most played' game lists overlap. Talk to me about yours!
• You ask questions and are just as curious about me as I will be about you.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Ahoy! Do you like how it feels when someone plays with your hair? Holding your hand? Falling asleep in a hug? Heya! I'd love a long (or short!) term cuddle buddy; we should talk! I'm also flexible with who takes which spoon...bonus points if you like both!

I moved to the area about a year ago and I work from home, which is great from a "I wake up five minutes before my shift" perspective, but it also makes it hard to meet locals that aren't my neighbors. I love board games, DND, trying (and failing) in the kitchen, and LOTS of very nerdy things. Let's talk about them?

Full disclosure: I'm disabled. Ask me anything? What that means for you is that I'm happy to host, but I can't travel.

The vibe check/things I look for in you:

• Preferably not allergic to cats, as I have one who will probably try to crawl on you
• For guys, I'm kinda cagey about facial hair and/or "manly" guys. Sorry!
• I have two housemates that respect my space. Very related, please be cool with the LGBT community!

Let me make your favorite food and let's cuddle on the couch for a bit?

Do you value emotional honesty, get lost in hyperfixations, and have more hours than you want to admit in Stardew Valley? Hi! Step into my office and pick your favorite thing out of the trail mix on the table. There are no wrong answers for what you picked, but you will be judged accordingly. Now, let me give you a powerpoint on why you're going to love having me as your partner...

Basic about me:

• You can park in blue spaces. Guilt free!
• I clean up real nice. Your parents are going to love me, unless you don't get on well with them in which case I will redefine their concept of the word "nemesis."
• I will run your DND table! Or, y'know, be a player in it? Please get me on your side of the table!
• I will cook for you and you will (usually) like it!
• I adore physical contact and acts of service; you will get these in spades
• I am masc and AMAB. Your picture gets mine!

You should talk to me if you...

• Find "going to the grocery store" romantic because the act of being together is more compelling than the thing being done.
• Have felt an emptiness while sitting on the couch, because squeezing your hand in your own doesn't feel the same as holding someone else's.
• Want notifications in your inbox to bring you more joy than they do now
• Appreciate calm energy with an occasional paroxysm when the scene calls for it
• Play sandbox video games or...whatever box we want to put Stardew Valley into? Let's kill the Ender Dragon in vanilla Minecraft because I've never done it or finally 100% Stardew for real this time.
• Are within reasonable driving distance and want to hang out.
• Are on the political left and are okay with atheism
• Present femme or androgyny of any kind. Sorry to any Travis Willingham clones!

Bonus points! If any of these apply to you, please enjoy this fastpass to my heart:

• You create things. Art. Writing. Trinkets. Woodworking. Blacksmithing. If it comes from your hand, brain, or heart I will love it and you.
• Mild neurospice. Hi! This applies to me too. I get caught in rabbit holes and the labyrinth of my own mind, and I think it's cool to recognize it in other people and when people "get it."
• You proudly self-identify as a nerd, enjoy TTRPGs, and/or our 'most played' game lists overlap. Talk to me about yours!
• You ask questions and are just as curious about me as I will be about you.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Do you value emotional honesty, get lost in hyperfixations, and have more hours than you want to admit in Stardew Valley? Hi! Step into my office and pick your favorite thing out of the trail mix on the table. There are no wrong answers for what you picked, but you will be judged accordingly. Now, let me give you a powerpoint on why you're going to love having me as your partner...

Basic about me:

• You can park in blue spaces. Guilt free!
• I clean up real nice. Your parents are going to love me, unless you don't get on well with them in which case I will redefine their concept of the word "nemesis."
• I will run your DND table! Or, y'know, be a player in it? Please get me on your side of the table!
• I will cook for you and you will (usually) like it!
• I adore physical contact and acts of service; you will get these in spades
• I am masc and AMAB. Your picture gets mine!

You should talk to me if you...

• Find "going to the grocery store" romantic because the act of being together is more compelling than the thing being done.
• Have felt an emptiness while sitting on the couch, because squeezing your hand in your own doesn't feel the same as holding someone else's.
• Want notifications in your inbox to bring you more joy than they do now
• Appreciate calm energy with an occasional paroxysm when the scene calls for it
• Play sandbox video games or...whatever box we want to put Stardew Valley into? Let's kill the Ender Dragon in vanilla Minecraft because I've never done it or finally 100% Stardew for real this time.
• Are within reasonable driving distance and want to hang out.
• Are on the political left and are okay with atheism
• Present femme or androgyny of any kind. Sorry to any Travis Willingham clones!

Bonus points! If any of these apply to you, please enjoy this fastpass to my heart:

• You create things. Art. Writing. Trinkets. Woodworking. Blacksmithing. If it comes from your hand, brain, or heart I will love it and you.
• Mild neurospice. Hi! This applies to me too. I get caught in rabbit holes and the labyrinth of my own mind, and I think it's cool to recognize it in other people and when people "get it."
• You proudly self-identify as a nerd, enjoy TTRPGs, and/or our 'most played' game lists overlap. Talk to me about yours!
• You ask questions and are just as curious about me as I will be about you.

Hope to hear from you soon!