[Online][EST][Player] [5e 2014/ 5.5 e 2024] Adventurer Seeking Guild - Blade, Wits, and Character Sheet Ready
The tavern door slams shut against the howling wind. A lone figure in travel-worn cloaks strides past the staring locals, approaches the crowded bounty board, and drives a dagger straight through a freshly inked piece of parchment. It reads:
SEEKING: ONE PARTY OF EXTRAORDINARY INDIVIDUALS
Greetings, Potential Compatriots!
Are you tired of your rogue constantly trying to pickpocket the local town guard? Does your wizard keep running out of spell slots at the worst possible moment? Do you simply need someone who can lift heavy objects, swing a sharp piece of metal, and actually remember what the main quest is?
Look no further. I am a lone adventurer (He/Him, operating strictly on EST/Eastern Time) currently looking to pledge my blade, my wits, and my character sheet to a long-term campaign.
Whether your world runs on the classic traditions of 5e or the newly forged rules of 5.5e/2024, I am fully compatible, mechanically sound, and ready to roll initiative.
What I Bring to the Table:
Class Flexibility: I can adapt to fill whatever gap your party currently suffers from. Need a frontline meat shield? A sneaky scout? A chaotic spellcaster? I am on it.
Aura of Reliability: Unlike a level 1 wizard, I have a solid constitution and a high success rate on "showing up to game night on time" saving throws.
Roleplay and Roll-play: I love a deep backstory, engaging NPC banter, and high-stakes combat where a single d20 roll decides the fate of the kingdom.
Rule Competency: I know my features, I track my own inventory, and I promise not to argue with the DM when my natural 1 results in me accidentally throwing my sword into a shrub.
The Fine Print:
Availability: Operating under the Eastern Standard Timezone. (Evenings work best for clearing out dungeons).
Platform: Open to discussing whatever scrying pools your group uses, like Discord, Roll20, or tabletop simulator
If your guild hall has an open seat, or if you are a DM starting a brand new chronicle and need a dependable hero to help drive the plot forward, send a carrier pigeon my way (or, you know, just message me right here)!
Let us go kill some dragons. Or die horribly in a random tavern brawl. Whichever comes first.