



One of the most ridiculous series of events has taken place because of my spindly son...
This boy right here, he has created absolute chaos in my current playthrough.
My son was on a play date with the Empress of France's daughter. She tried to bully my son, and in a fit of rage, he murdered her and was imprisoned. I tried to ransom him out, but the Liege of France refused to do so. So, utilizing my alliance with Bavaria, I was forced into an Independence war (I was a vassal of his at Armagnac) where Bavaria and I battled to take reclaim my independence from France.
The war was a success, and the end result was a fracturing of the Empire of France into numerous smaller states. The smaller states sought vengeance in the name of their liege, and ended up resulting in something like 9 declarations of war. I surrendered the duchy of Armagnac, and retreated to my stronghold in Cagliari, which I then quickly conquered without being under the thumb of the French. I was able to establish a Duchy within about 3 years, before my king died under "mysterious circumstances". The son took over the throne at the age of 8, but the brewing civil war made for more chaos in Europe. As such he lived a peaceful and quiet life, and grew up alongside his 7 sisters.
...but the hate flowed through him. He was a very angry, very militant child, and he began his expansion as soon as he came of age. The anger he had created in Europe also resulted in a new problem; a new empire was born. 2, in fact. The remnants of France shattered into 2 distinct planes; one in England, and one to the east. What emerged in France's place was the Holy Roman Empire, who absorbed Aquitane, Haestein, and Navarre. The entirety of western europe has now been at war for around 15 straight years.
All of this because someone bullied my son for being spindly.