entanglement

entanglement

“Well, it is the restroom, of course…” she replied, “Now quit avoiding the issue! We have to break up!”

“But why? Didn’t you tell me that you wanted to have children someday?”

“Well, yes,” she said sheepishly, before composing herself to continue, “but not with you.”

“Why not?”

“Because they would be inbread.”

u/D-Koi_Comics — 3 days ago

Mike Bost shot a dog

He killed his neighbor’s dog.

He took the law into his own hands,

And shot his neighbor’s dog.

(Sung to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat)

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u/D-Koi_Comics — 17 days ago