▲ 72 r/cleandadjokes
When the cows fall asleep it’s time to go to bed.
Because it’s pasture bedtime.
u/Dano0802 — 6 hours ago
▲ 50 r/dadjokes
Dad: When the cows fall asleep it’s time to go to bed. Son: But why??
Dad: Because it’s pasture bedtime.
u/Dano0802 — 6 hours ago
▲ 23 r/dadjokes
I’ve combined a laxative with alphabet soup.
I call it….LETTER RIP! 💩🤠
u/Dano0802 — 1 day ago
▲ 75 r/dadjokes
A piece of string walks into a bar, bartender says, Hey we don't serve your kind in here. So the string goes outside, twists himself around and rubs himself up and down. He walks back into the bar. The bartender says, Hey aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?
The string says, No, I'm a frayed knot.
u/Dano0802 — 4 days ago
▲ 78 r/dadjokes
Just wanted to let y’all know I have a pet termite.
I named him Clint….
Clint Eatswood
u/Dano0802 — 9 days ago
▲ 16 r/dadjokes
Do you know what happens when you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal. 😎
u/Dano0802 — 15 days ago