Ranking all 138 horror movies I've watched (because I'm bored)
Strap in. I want to post this because there's so many good horror movies I feel like people don't talk about!
Hereditary - 5/5. Eccentric and creepy, a great watch. One of the only horror movies that actually scare me.
Late Night with the Devil - 5/5. So fun, and one of my favorite horror performances of all time. Also, I get to look at David Dastmalchian the whole time 🤤🤤🤤
When Evil Lurks - 5/5. I love gross movies. It has a good message and good gore, I'm easily satisfied.
V/H/S Beyond - 4.5/5. Probably not actually this good, but I watched it with friends so I had the time of my life. And I enjoyed every segment, which is rare for an anthology.
V/H/S/85 - 3/5. I didn't enjoy most of the segments, but it has my all time favorite segment so I gave it more stars.
Slother House - 1/5. This movie is trying to be "so bad it's good" but it's just bad. A campy horror movie shouldn't have to try so hard.
Pearl - 5/5. Amazing performances, good kills, and a great aesthetic.
Prey (2017) - 4.5/5. My favorite in the Predator franchise. Would be 5 but some parts just drag a little too long. But an amazing monster design can make up for anything.
X - 3.5/5. Same as Pearl, I absolutely love the aesthetic. But it's a little lower because I hate watching sex scenes. It's as simple as that.
V/H/S/94 - 3/5. Nothing spectacular, just a good movie.
Black Phone - 4/5. Such a good movie, with an instantly iconic villain. I also love Fin as a main character. RIP Robin.
Malignant - 5/5. I love weird movies. Gory enough to satisfy horror fans, weird enough to satisfy movie fans.
Get Out - 5/5. Duh.
The Bye Bye Man - can I do 10/5 😍😍 the Peepee poopoo man is truly so scary
Hush - 4/5. Probably not that good, but it was one of my first horror movies so it has a special place in my heart.
10 Cloverfield Lane - 3.5/5. A really well acted and good movie. I just think it would've been better without being a franchise movie.
The Boy - 2/5. I have a fear of dolls so this movie was initially very creepy. And then they revealed that the villain was just a hot guy. So..
V/H/S Viral - 0.5/5 wish I could give it zero. Confusing and stupid and an insult to the V/H/S name.
Funny Games (American version because I'm uncultured or whatever) - 5/5. It's creepy and strange. I like it.
Freddy vs Jason - 2.5/5. Pretty bad but it's iconic.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space - 5/5. Very possibly the best horror movie ever made. Basically one of my favorite movies in existence tbh
Return of the Living Dead - 5/5. Iconic. Amazing. In the top 3 of zombie movies ever.
The Fly - 5/5. I can't say anything that hasn't already been said before! It's a masterclass of horror.
The Stuff - 2/5. I know it's a cult classic but it's just way too long and a bit too boring.
The Toxic Avenger (og) - 4/5. A loveable main character that should've become more well known honestly
The Toxic Avenger (remake) - 5/5. Everything the first one was, but a little better!
The Thing - 5/5. Again, duh.
Basket Case - 5/5. I know most people probably don't hold this on the same level of The Thing, but I absolutely love low budget horror like this.
An American Werewolf in London - 2.5/5. Yes yes it's iconic I know. But the werewolf is only there for like 10 minutes. Call me stupid and uncultured all you want, but if I'm promised a werewolf I want to see that werewolf before an hour passes.
The Birds - 5/5. It's a classic.
Upgrade - 5/5. So underrated! Great for horror fans and non horror fans. Funny, heartbreaking, well acted, and extremely well directed.
Evil Dead (Remake) - 5/5. Scary. I love how gross and gory it is.
Society - 5/5. I love weird movies. This is possibly the weirdest horror movie. But I could be proven wrong. But any movie with the Shunting deserves 5 stars.
The Blob (remake) - 5/5. Ugh, chefs kiss. Some of my favorite kills of all time.
Psycho - 5/5. Duh.
Revenge - 5/5. The best rape revenge movie obvi. I love the aesthetic and the kills.
The Vvitch - 4/5. Great setting and a creepy vibe throughout.
Deadstream - 5/5. Not perfect for many others, but it's perfect for me.
Re-animator - 5/5. Just incredible, what can I say.
PG Psycho Gore Man - 2/5. It's kind of childish, and not as funny as I wish it was. Good kills, though.
Maxxxine - 2/5. Such a disappointment compared to the first two.
Cloverfield - 2/5. A monster movie. Nothing too special.
Frogman - 1/5. I was so excited to see a found footage frog movie!! But they wait until the last few minutes to actually show THE FUCKING FROGMAN. I hate hate hate when movies do that.
Renfield - 5/5. So funny and silly, love it. One of the most lovable main characters imo
The Deep House - 1/5. So disappointing. The concept is so amazing but they don't do enough with it! And it's not actually found footage btw
They Live - 4.5/5. Really good, just some fat that could've been cut.
The Loved Ones - 4/5. Australians know how to do horror.
Teeth - 5/5. The horror movie I always say more people need to watch. Yes, it's the teeth vagina movie
Death Becomes Her - 5/5. Iconic and hilarious. Campy to the max.
The Shining - 5/5. Duh.
Frakenhooker - 4/5. So fun to watch!! 90s love budget will always have my heart.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 5/5. When it comes to the Mount Rushmore of horror, this is obviously the best.
Halloween - I cannot share my true feelings here. Last time I did, everyone said I was an idiot teenager who has no taste.
Triangle - 5/5. Right up my alley! I love trippy movies like this.
Midsommar - 5/5. Obvious, but I think people even overhate it!
No one will save you - 5/5. In my opinion, the best movie with aliens in it. Expect for Project Hail Mary, but that's not horror.
The Taking of Deborah Logan - 3/5. Fun, but not really worth the watch. I'd just skip to the end.
Ready or Not - 5/5. Fun, funny, cool, gory, everything. So good.
Mandy - 4/5 I love how surreal it is! Would be higher but the ending goes on a bit too long.
Carrie - 5/5. One of the best horror books and movies of all time.
Scream - 4/5. It's amazing. I can't really say anything new so. It would be a 5 but Billy pisses me off so much.
The Visit - 2.5/5. Fun twist but not really good.
Split - 2/5. Not horrible, but the worst in the trilogy.
Alien - 3.5/5. It's.. good. Please don't crucify me. Just some fat that I thought was a bit boring to sit through.
Shaun of the Dead - 5/5. In the top 3 of zombie movies ever made, easy.
Misery - 5/5. My favorite of Stephen King movies. Creepy and tense and obviously amazing acting.
The Monkey - 5/5. Any movie that can make me cry laughing is high in my books. Also, amazing kills.
Sinners - 5/5. Duh. I can't imagine what problems anyone could have with this movie.
Sweeny Todd - 3/5. Good! Probably need a rewatch for a better opinion.
I Am Legend - 2.5/5. I think this is horror? Anyway, it's a zombie movie. This would be in the dictionary for the definition of a genre zombie movie.
The Babysitter - 1.5/5. Thinks it's way funnier than it is.
The Babysitter: Killer Queen - 2/5. A little more fun but it's still a babysitter movie.
A Quiet Place: Day One - 3/5. Good, but I feel like this whole series doesn't make that much sense. I feel like there's so many solutions we could've come up with but whatever.
Bring Her Back - 4/5. Gross. You know I like that. Also just very well made.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror - 0.5/5. Do I have to explain?
28 Days Later - 5/5. Possibly the best zombie movie, definitely in top 3.
28 Weeks Later - 0.5/5. How dare you.
28 Years Later - 2.5/5. It wasn't bad, I was just expecting more. Maybe it's just a bias because I love the first one so much.
Skillhouse - 0.5/5. Absolutely awful, but a very fun watch lol.
Together - 3.5/5. Fun and creative, I love that it has a happy ending.
Krampus - 3/5. It's a good horror movie. Nothing spectacular but it doesn't have to be.
Weapons - 5/5. It's amazing. Fun throughout and very well made.
The Village - 2.5/5. A bit boring but I like the twist.
V/H/S Halloween - 3.5/5. Some amazing segments, some boring segments.
Black Phone 2 - 2.5/5. Way too long, and the writing is.. not great. Too many characters and too many messages they try to put in it.
The Long Walk - 5/5. Heart wrenching!! But so good.
The Ugly Stepsister - 2.5/5. I like some of the aspects, but it just doesn't do anything too amazing in my opinion.
Holidays - 2/5. It's a fun watch, but it's definitely not good lol
Scare Package - 4/5. I love horror movies where I can tell that the creator loves horror movies. Some really fun segments and good kills.
Pans Labyrinth - 4.5/5. The ending threw me off a little bit, but I absolutely love the vibes.
Get Away - 4.5/5. Right up my alley. It was so funny and new and I love it. Also, I'm taking this opportunity to say I hate cult movies at this point oml they're getting so boring.
The Devils Rock - 1/5. Waste of time. The gore is great, but they ignore that to have 5000 scenes of two characters just talking.
The Silence of the Lambs - 5/5. Duh.
Scare Package 2: Rad Chads Revenge - 3/5. Any mistakes of this movie are honestly overshadowed by how passionate the filmmakers are.
Creep - 4/5. The vibes are just amazing, it's a great movie. Main characters should've kisses but IDK
Primate - 3/5. I have a huge fear of monkeys. Thank you for bringing light to how scary monkeys are.
Saw - 3.5/5. It's great, one of the most iconic twists of all time. But it's just a little messy.
Saw X - 4.5/5. I never thought I'd root for Jigsaw but this movie is just so well written.
Iron Lung - 2.5/5. I loved Mark in this movie, and any shot of the ocean was spectacular. But it is just way too long.
Companion - 5/5. A spectacular movie. And Iris is amazing. I love women getting revenge.
Superhost - 3.5/5. I love influencer horror for some reason idk. But it's very fun and there's a great villain!
Mad God - ?/5. I feel like this movie can't be rated.
All my Friends Hate Me - 1.5/5. I was loving this movie, but the ending completely ruined everything.
Send Help - 4/5. I've said it a hundred times, I love weird movies. And it has such a satisfying ending.
Dead Snow - 4/5. I didn't expect this movie to be so unique and fun! I love it.
Scream 7 - 1.5/5. Ugh.
Becky - 4/5. So so underrated!!
The Wrath of Becky - 3.5/5. A very worthy sequel, can't wait for the third one.
I'm just Fucking with You - 3.5/5. I love how fun this was. Everyone seems to hate it but I think it's great.
Shin Godzilla - 3.5/5. Best Godzilla ever. But I think we could've saved some time.
Adult Swim Yule Log - 2/5. Just watch the first 20 or so minutes. The rest kind of ruins it
I Blame Society - 1.5/5. Boring. Kind of has a fun concept but they barely do anything interesting with it.
Undertone - 1/5. Scary at the time, but after watching it's just.. nothing. It's not scary or unique or interesting.
Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead - 3/5. A good sequel! Horror comedies always make me happy.
#Chadgetstheaxe - 3/5. Reminds me of Deadstream! I like it. Some good scares, but the ending kind of falls off.
A Comedy of Horrors: Volume 1. - 1/5. Please please please don't make a volume 2.
Get Duked - 4.5/5. I can't believe I don't see more people talking about this!! It's amazing! So funny and creative.
Murder Party - 1.5/5. An enjoyable main character, but the rest of the movie falls flat.
Dave Made a Maze - 4/5. One of the most creative movies I've ever seen! Go watch it
.ask - 2/5. Really fun concept and some good scenes, but I can see if people would find it boring.
Ivan IRL - 1.5/5. most fucking insufferable main character in the world jesus christ
Milk & Serial - 5/5. The best found footage film. Go watch it.
Sissy - 4.5/5. I love the main character, and just the vibes in general.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come - 1.5/5. A disgrace. I know I just said Ivan IRL has the most insufferable main character, but Faith is in the running.
Lowlifes - 2.5/5. A great concept! I wish it could've been better.
Forbidden Fruits - 1.5/5. Ugh. Stop trying to be iconic, please. You are not Mean Girls.
I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance is Mine - 3.5/5. This is a weird movie to have on this list, but it's the best of the franchise and is surprisingly good!
The Finale Rose - 2.5/5. Very low budget, but it ended up being pretty alright! I loved the main character.
Death of a Vlogger - 2.5/5. The ending made me like it a bit more, but it was just a little unremarkable.
Give me A - 2.5/5. Some really bad segments, some really good segments. I like the feminist message, but some of them were a slog to get through.
Hive - 2.5/5. A Tubi original. But it's a bit better than it sounds! A fun, creative idea.
Scare Me - 4.5/5. I thought I wouldn't like it so much, but it kept my attention and managed to be fun the whole time!
100 Bloody Acres - 4.5/5. Australians know how to do horror! Also, I want to kiss Reggie.
Over Your Dead Body - 0.5/5. Rape isn't fucking funny.
Anaconda - 4/5. It's funny, weird, gross, passionate, sweet, I love it.
Buffet Infinity - 5/5. So creative!!!! I absolutely adore this movie. I will suggest it to everyone.