u/DeadCabernet

My favorite thing to do with them is make lemon drop martinis with whipped vodka!

With all of FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt) circulating, I decided to listen to this parody song I wrote 4 fucking years ago.

If you're feeling the FUD too, I recommend a listen. Hopefully it'll remind you all of the things I forgot about: Citadel, buildings with lights on, hedgefunds borrowing more shares than even exist, the fake squeeze, the SEC withholding

information. These things haven't changed.

Shorts never closed, and GameStop potentially buying eBay doesn't change that.