u/Deadanddugup

Apparently is not okay for me- Lord Bobert- to escape da house, do the rolling around in oil, and come back thwee days later. Meowmy says she had to cut da oil out of mai fur, but now looks all choppy and gross! Can I’s soo for defamation of my mane mees so not impressed!

I felt extremely compelled to purchase her from the thrift and for some reason felt the urge to call her ‘my queen’, which I’ve now shortened to Queenie. I feel that she gets quite sad when I am not around, but I do not consider myself psychic or in tune with the spiritual realm, so would love to hear other folks’ thoughts on her!