u/DenTheRedditBoi7

In my quest to get every hero to at least Rep 8 it has come time to rep Virtuosa. I apologize in advance to everyone I encounter while using this bullshit fucking bitch character for the foreseeable future

Is it just me or do all her attacks look like they connect way before they actually do? Just earlier I kicked a BP, saw that shit land clear as day, and only AFTER MY KICK HAD HIT HIM did he hit flip and still fucking flipped me. It just looks like absolute shit and you can hardly tell what the fuck's going on from either side

They finally make a character with a nanoscopic semblance of balance and they still find a way to fucking ruin it

Virtuosa genuinely has without the faintest shadow of a doubt the most moronic moveset in the game. I'd rather fight Juren any fucking day of the week at least I can actually play the game and hit the fucker even if he does just hyperarmor through everything.

Postures are absolute fucking bullshit. At least with all-guards you can use a bash or unblockable and hit through it, using tools that just about every character has, so they still have to fucking think about what they're doing.

If you don't have an undodgeable, which only like a third of fucking heroes have, you're genuinely just fucked.

"Oh just GB!"

>Kicked

>Lighted

>Whatever other bullshit she pulls out of her ass.

"Just dodge attack when she attacks!"

>Her bullshit recovers fast enough to dodge and riposte half the dodge attacks in the game

Even WITH undodgeables you're still practically fucked because for some reason the fucking RAPIER bitch has HYPERARMOR and CRUSHING COUNTERS! I've looked at the info hub, SHE CAN FUCKING TRADE AND WIN AGAINST MOST NEUTRAL UNDODGEABLES! Yes I know obviously that's not a scenario that's going to actually happen but still the fact that's a numerical possibility is BULLSHIT!

At fucking BARE ASS MINIMUM could we make it so she doesn't get put back into posture after whiffing a posture attack? That would at least begin to fix the fucking bullshit that makes dodge attacks near completely fucking useless against her.

Just thought of this question randomly. Scottish clans nowadays recognize other surnames with various historical connections to the clan as septs of that clan. My surname for example while found occasionally in other clans is a sept of Clan MacFarlane, to my understanding due to historic military cooperation between the two. There are many ways a surname can become a sept, often being through living within the clan's territory, swearing fealty in some way to the chief, or by marrying into the clan (such as a man marrying the daughter of a clan chief and swearing fealty in return).

Because of this, almost every Scottish clan has a list of surnames beyond the surname of the clan itself that are considered to be part of the clan. So I wonder, do Japanese clans have anything similar?

ありがとうございます

I swear this fucking bitch breathes in your direction and suddenly half her shit is confirmed why can this fucking dumb cunt self heal in FUCKING DUELS? Is the fucking damage from the bite not enough? And I swear every fucking time this stupid bitch guardbreaks you it feels like a fucking cutscene. Might as well go fucking make a sandwich and come back after, so much for playing the game time to get fucking molested all over the place. FUCK this feral cunt