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The movies "The Accountant" and "The Accountant 2" are about...

a man who lacks feelings.

So they could have called the movies Numb and Number.

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u/DennisWan — 3 months ago

I was at the bar in the International Airport...

... when a small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts, like Kung-Fu, or Karate?" He says "No, why in the hell would you ask? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little fucker."

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u/DennisWan — 3 months ago