Part Two To Part Two. Now with More Saucer!

Head Coach Bombay announces his retirement in Marble Sports after 7 Years of Coaching.

Over 7 Years Bombay led the Ducks to 6 Marble League appearances, including Silver in ML19, the best a rookie team has done in league history.

Bombay Retires With 49 Medals Over 188 events. Retiring as one of the most decorated coaches in league history.

Source: Draklin Telecom Channel

Edit: Lead to Led

Now With 66.6% Less Cursing!

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007 Sliders humiliating themselves even in the offseason! Never change Sliders.

Luka Kolar is a bit more well known but put some respect on Martin “The Robber” Wright‘s name. Bro will lead in steals 9 times out of 10 in the first year. In his prime he had to be Devious.

Indigo Stars!

13 Point lead heading into the final event. 79% chance to win surely they couldn‘t choke it away in a elimination event. After all they won Iron Marble!

Wrong!

Diego, the IRM point leader was tasked with scoring a top half finsh by Ringo. Could he do it? Nope! Daddy pinkies decided play time was over for the Stars and spanked their asses for the 4th time this season. Deigo rolled his way to last place and choked the entire season away faster then the Amalanta Falcons

I shit on Team Momo but at least they have a championship for gods sake! I am the real clown! I AM STUPID! but not a marble. The marble who deserves the WMOTY isn’t Mimo its…

DIEGO!

#5Stars they said. 5 amazing marbles on this team. Indie, great leader, Gogo, 2 Golds, Bingo, A gold and a W Bowler, Montoya, A sand rally princess, And Ringo. With a great coaching season who put in the best marble for the job. These are the five stars of the team. Not Diego though, NOT DIEGO. Mary became a sphere again but the thing about Cubid20 is that it never dies, just finds a new host and Diego caught it. Diego needs to go. Before he infects the rest of the team. Notice how coach secondary started making awful decisions when Mary caught Cubid? The same will happen with Ringo! Indie In sprints, Bingo in M1 MONTOYA AS CAPTAIN! the rest of team. They will be picked off one by one. replaced with Cube versions of themselves. The whole team will fall if he stays. HE MUST BE QUARANTINED NOW! Or else… For 5 years the stars will fall. 2027 Last. 2028 Relegated To the bottom of the depths of the showdown. 2029 The JBL Cup. I love Diego. I really do but if he stays the stars will fall further than they‘ve ever have. 2026 will seem like a JOKE! THIS WAS THE WARNING MANGO GET SAUCER WHILE YOU CAN AND SHELF DIECUBE NOW!

Alright everyone shit on me all you want I deserve it.

Team Momo!

After a M1 Last, an Iron Marble first round exit, and a qualifying nightmare surely it couldn‘t get worse for team momo. Right?

Wrong!

They made like their old logo and made a green trash bag dumpling so bad even Shock wouldn’t eat it.

27 Points Over 6 Events. 4.5PPE. A performance of all time. A team that was dead for 6 years almost won the whole thing While you guys did absolutely nothing to at least not make this year an absolute embarrassment to the City of Om.

There wasn't anyone else even close to the dumpling fire that was 2026 Team Momo. No heart, no dignity, no fight, 8 M1 Points. They folded like a dumpling this entire season and because of that. They are the 2026 JMR Clowns of the Year!

🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS!🎉🎉

HM: Midnight Wisps for choking 3 times these past two years and finally getting relegated. (The Twilight Chokers are back once again!)

HM: Turtle Sliders for falling to qualify for the 7th time and losing the showdown. (007)

HM: Shining Swarm for nobody caring about you being relegated. (Who?)

HM: O’Rangers (Specifically Rango) For having your nepo-baby son in choke in almost every event. (Other than the last event so more clutch then Snowy Ig?)

HM: Savage Speeders for having 4 last place finishes (Rapidly channel your inner azure and win the maid bowl!)

HM: Chocolatiers for having no medals in ML26. (Please keep it running Cocoa Clowns and replace the roster!)

HM: Thunderbolts for still not knowing what a ML Gold looks like. (I dont have anything to say. Do better, get better, train better. Bring back Bolta or smth.)

HM: Red Eye for being a trash captain this year. (And CCE fans for crying over not having a 4th M1 Championship. Boohoo.)

HM: Green Ducks for still not having a championship in anything (MVM’s and Captain Awards don't count.)

HM: Mary for not being a cube anymore (I‘m so proud of you, sweet Mary. So much better than Prim will ever be.)

And Finally. The Worst Marble of this terribly made dumpling is...

MIMO!

And her amazing singular M1 Point! Cross out first with a red marker and incomes the worst reserve! (Reserves don't exist anymore. Maybe thats why shes been so bad?) A performance with a singular point over 5GPs with a .2PPR average? Its an obvious reason why she is the WMOTY.

🎉🎉CONGRATS!🎉🎉

Thank you for reading the JMR clown of the year.