u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil

"Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 7 days ago

Mr. Plute? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground!

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 11 days ago