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By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

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By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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We don’t sell Duff. We sell Fudd.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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“We were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip.” “Heh-heh! You don't have a son.”

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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"Has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?" "Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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Questions from the July 2026 California Bar Exam have been posted.

Link: https://www.calbar.ca.gov/sites/default/files/portals/0/documents/admissions/Examinations/Jul2026-CBX-Questions.pdf

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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July 2026 MBE mean: 140.7

Source: https://www.ncbex.org/news-resources/ncbe-announces-national-mean-july-2026-mbe

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy!

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 1 month ago

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Hello, Mr. Thompson.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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It's an old-fashioned hole digging. By gar, it's been a while.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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"If you were 17 we'd be rich. But no, you had to be ten."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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Son, this is against every regulation but would you cover us?

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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"When was the Battle of New Orleans?" "January 8, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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“Where's Otto?” “Otto? That's one palindrome you won't be hearing for a while.”

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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Wow, Moe. You didn't even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago

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You start building a balloon for every flash in the pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 2 months ago