u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil

▲ 148 r/TheSimpsons

"When was the Battle of New Orleans?" "January 8, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 8 hours ago

▲ 111 r/TheSimpsons

You start building a balloon for every flash in the pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 11 days ago

▲ 260 r/TheSimpsons

BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 12 days ago

▲ 75 r/TheSimpsons

The kick is up. It’s looking good. The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 13 days ago

▲ 64 r/TheSimpsons

Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you?

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 14 days ago

▲ 338 r/TheSimpsons

Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 16 days ago

▲ 166 r/TheSimpsons

"This one’s in different handwriting."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 17 days ago

▲ 222 r/TheSimpsons

"Homer? It's Moe. Look some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward" Can't murder now. Eating" "Oh for crying out loud. Come on!"

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 18 days ago

▲ 1.4k r/TheSimpsons

“Alright, Hans, time to go.” “But he ate my last meal.”

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 20 days ago

▲ 322 r/TheSimpsons

"Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back."

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 21 days ago

▲ 83 r/TheSimpsons

♪ He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush, hail to the- ♪

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 22 days ago

▲ 133 r/HIMYM

Good luck to everyone sitting for the Bar Exam this week! Remember not to type or write after time is called unlike a certain someone.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 23 days ago

▲ 363 r/TheSimpsons

This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 24 days ago

▲ 1.4k r/TheSimpsons

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 28 days ago

▲ 2.1k r/TheSimpsons

Uh, excuse me Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works.

u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil — 29 days ago

"When was the Battle of New Orleans?" "January 8, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended."

When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!

“Where's Otto?” “Otto? That's one palindrome you won't be hearing for a while.”

Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

Wow, Moe. You didn't even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.

You start building a balloon for every flash in the pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce.

BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?

The kick is up. It’s looking good. The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy.

Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you?

Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

"This one’s in different handwriting."

"Homer? It's Moe. Look some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward" Can't murder now. Eating" "Oh for crying out loud. Come on!"

“Alright, Hans, time to go.” “But he ate my last meal.”

"Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back."

♪ He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush, hail to the- ♪

Good luck to everyone sitting for the Bar Exam this week! Remember not to type or write after time is called unlike a certain someone.

This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

Uh, excuse me Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works.