u/Dicksondisguise

▲ 0 r/TwoSentenceComedy

When I fart it smells like $h!t

When you fart it smells like cúm

u/Dicksondisguise — 4 days ago

▲ 1 r/TwoSentenceComedy

Where do priests go to seminary school?

Duboise

u/Dicksondisguise — 4 days ago

▲ 4 r/TwoSentenceComedy

Confusiuos say : he who freakwently masterbates

Will eventually come in handy

u/Dicksondisguise — 4 days ago

▲ 7 r/dadjoke

I think I'm allergic to attractive women

Because my wiener swell's up

u/Dicksondisguise — 4 days ago

▲ 0 r/TwoSentenceComedy

I think I'm allergic to attractive women.

Because my Weiner swell's up

u/Dicksondisguise — 4 days ago