Ketchup on eggs
No just no, you’re weird and that’s that. If you have to put salt on a steak after it’s cooked it wasn’t cooked right in the first place, that’s how it is. Just like if you have to use ranch to enjoy Pizza, it wasn’t good enough in the first place.
My writing may be bad because I’m drunk but someone just told me they put ketchup on their scrambled eggs and I was genuinely disgusted. How are you able to live among me being the demon you are. You should be jailed and kept away from the rest of society so your ideals do not spread.
I can accept hot sauce on eggs but ketchup is insane.