u/Disastrous-Mango-515

▲ 1 r/rant

Ketchup on eggs

No just no, you’re weird and that’s that. If you have to put salt on a steak after it’s cooked it wasn’t cooked right in the first place, that’s how it is. Just like if you have to use ranch to enjoy Pizza, it wasn’t good enough in the first place.

My writing may be bad because I’m drunk but someone just told me they put ketchup on their scrambled eggs and I was genuinely disgusted. How are you able to live among me being the demon you are. You should be jailed and kept away from the rest of society so your ideals do not spread.

I can accept hot sauce on eggs but ketchup is insane.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 7 days ago
▲ 16 r/rant

The Indiana driving experience

The closest you can get to hell on earth is driving through the state of Indiana. The state that hosts the greatest racing spectacle also hosts the world’s slowest drivers physically and mentally. Every highway construction company in Indiana is a shell company and does more embezzlement than they do road repairs. Nothing ever gets done, they have been working on I-70 for what seems like that last 13 years and what feels like 1 year of actual progress.

There is this weird phenomenon that possess every semi truck in Indiana. It seems once you cross the state line you are almost forced as a truck driver to try and match the speed of the truck next to you in the right lane. It’s fascinating how these truck drivers can drive in unison for 10 plus minutes without a care in the world for the drivers who actually want to use the left lane and pass.

The trash collectors(idk the proper term) who are doing the state a great deed by cleaning up the highways get absolutely zero protection when doing their jobs. There are no safety trucks, police officers, or even cones. It is a joke that you can send out a crew to pick up trash on the highway and offer them zero protection, but hey they have a high vis vest so it’s all good right?

It also seems that when drivers enter the state of Indiana it is a requirement that every 50 miles someone’s tire must have a blowout. I just finished my journey through the state and saw seven separate tire blowouts from trucks and cars alike. Funny enough I didn’t see a single one when I drove through Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, and Ohio. I have yet to drive through Pennsylvania but I’m sure when I get near I-95 I will definitely see one.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 8 days ago
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Buying a game and it turns out to be hot garbage

I’ve done this back to back times now and quite frankly I just have myself to blame, I have to do better research. It’s like you have to force yourself to play the game because you might get your money’s worth(you never do). It’s infinitely worse than buying dinner at a restaurant and it sucks because at least you won’t be hungry afterwards. I just have to see this stupid fucking game every time I boot up my console knowing I blew $60 on straight ass.

If anyone is wondering the game is Stalker 2 and it is genuinely one of the worst games I have played in the last 12 years. The story is above average I’d say but good luck fucking finishing it because in the year 2026 they manage to have save feature issues. HOW CAN ONE BAD SAVE CORRUPT DAYS WORTH OF PROGRESS.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 13 days ago

I would be upset but I find it hysterical that in 2026 buying a $60 game doesn’t guarantee a proper save feature. I have never had this issue with any other single player game on console in my gaming history. Metro, GTAV and IV , Starfield, Elden Ring, Red Dead, Dying Light, Dead Island etc the list goes on and fucking on.

I try and load up previous saves however when I load them I get sent to random places I’ve either never been or it’s not the location where the save was made. How the hell do I load up a save made at Malachite and end up at the Cement Factory? Last time I was there was literally days ago but the save I’m loading up is from last night. Hell I loaded up my save from right before the Assault on the Duga and ended up at the Slag heap, what is even going on?!

I’ve messed with using console storage and cloud storage, reserved storage, profile saved data, clicking random saves and hoping one of them is intact etc. I’ve loaded up 15+ saves and not a single one of them puts me in the correct spot. Like I stated previously I have not had this issue on any other game so I don’t know what the issue is. My wording may be a little brute but I’m sorry this infuriating.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 13 days ago
▲ 11 r/stalker

This might be a genuine skill issue but I feel as though this is one of the most poorly designed missions I have ever played in my gaming career.

Hell I don’t even know where to start, is it the horrible save times, enemies shooting through walls, three tap headshots with armor piercing rounds, useless Ward teammates, infinitely spawning enemies, Tom Brady in the back with the perfect grenade throws, Faust throwing you to the ground and getting a shotgun to the face, etc. These issues are only compounded by the extreme wait times between each death and after every failure you are set back to the very beginning, am I playing a souls game?! Not to mention there is zero loot during the mission and you are give no time to rest and search the bodies for extra supplies.

I have had a great time and no issues with any of the previous missions but this one genuinely feels like horrible game design. I feel like there’s no point in shooting anyone and I should just do the old World at War veteran campaign method and just run through everyone and hope my squad does the work.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 14 days ago

I played the game for a good while on the series S and it was an “experience” to say the least. Loved the game at its core but honestly man, that shit was rough. Constant game crashes, save failures, drops in FPS, screen tearing, and the AI just breaking.

I’ve upgraded to the series X and I’m hoping that along with that I can have a more enjoyable or stable experience on the game with a better system. I’m okay with the occasional bug or game crash here and there, that is expected. It’s been a while since I last played so I hope they’ve either made some fixes or a simple system upgrade would be my solution.

So if there are any Series X people out there who have played recently I’d like to hear your opinion.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 20 days ago
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Short drunk rant but I’m sorry, if you have herpes I need to know. You cannot hook up with someone and not tell them you have herpes. It’s disrespectful and you are playing with someone’s future if you do not tell them it’s disrespectful. I do not care how common it is this is someone’s body and you need to tell them if they are contracting something by being with you. I dodged a bullet tonight by seeing they had symptoms but it’s bullshit that you could lie to someone about this.

I don’t care how common it is this is someone’s body we are talking about and they have a right to know what they are contracting by being with you.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 21 days ago
▲ 12 r/rant

I swear Bluetooth will either make or break your day sometimes. Oh you wanted to play music in your car, nah go fuck yourself we’re not doing that today. Oh you didn’t want the audio from the twitter porn video you were watching to automatically connect to the living room speaker at 3am without you knowing, yeah good luck buddy.

Oh and don’t you even think about taking out your air pods while you’re listening to your embarrassing gym playlist. As soon as you do that your phone volume will be turned to the max and start playing out loud without you making any input to allow that.

Oh you wanted to airplay something to the tv, congrats now you have to figure out whether your phone or the tv remote changes the volume on the TV, little hint the correct answer changes every three seconds.

Oh you actually thought you connected to your AirPods because the settings in Bluetooth says “connected” yeah think again you ignorant fuck because the audio is still coming out of your phone speaker.

To anyone who says,” use wired headphones” no fuck you. I’d rather drag my balls through miles of broken glass than deal with my headphones getting RIPPED from my ears because they got caught on a door handle. That is the single most infuriating fucking thing I’ve experienced in my life, and I got Lymes disease from a tick because I wanted to go for a run one day.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 23 days ago
▲ 19 r/rant

Just a genuine skill issue

If you can’t get off the tee box the sport just isn’t fun whatsoever. Why am I paying $50 to play on some course that can’t maintain a fucking fairway, not like I was hitting off the fairway anyways but still. Guy in the pro shop has a stick shoved up his ass so the mood is already ruined before you start off. People talking about,” just use an iron off the tee” and then what dude, hit a 5iron three more times just to maybe be within a 100 yards. What fucking sport requires this much money and time commitment just so have any sense of enjoyment. Everyone on the course also has a stick shoved up their ass because courses book tee times three minutes apart.

I’m a competitive person so I can’t just let loose and I have to play good to have fun. I’d much rather get smoked by some 6’3” D2 athlete playing basketball at my local gym than slice a golf for the 1000th time.

I suck at this sport and I don’t hate it because I suck I hate because I have to sink money into it just to suck.

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u/Disastrous-Mango-515 — 24 days ago