u/DobroGaida

Black masses are held in all city parks at midnight. It’s a liberal town so altar can be a naked woman or man. Do not visit any of the 107 snake handling churches unless you are VERY experienced. Their headquarters is the Columbia Museum of Art which sold all the paintings years ago and is now devoted to snakes and speaking in tongues. Do not try the pimiento cheese. People will tell you it’s a local delicacy; this is a prank, like that “chili” in Cincinnati. Do not fall for it. The Saturday farmers’ market on Main Street is nice but do NOT drink anything served from the coffin-shaped lunch truck.

I’m thinking Ray-Bans magically appear, hair returns dark and full, car immediately transforms into ‘57 ‘Vette, blaring Runaround Sue from the speakers. Your thoughts?

3. 100 Years War
4. War And Peace
5. Whipping Post from Live At Fillmore East

But is anyone from the Yangtze Valley of China on this sub? You wouldn’t know it from being on campus but SC and central China have almost the same flora. Crazy interesting article no matter where you’re from: https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/eea6/ae1894cc2ce4f61d0e27a1a638b057c7a559.pdf

TL/DR It just means “This isn’t my name.”
Listening to old time radio, there was a point in the Sherlock Holmes run where Watson was played by George Spelvin. I thought, “Porn lady’s dad? Hella coincidence?” Turns out it’s theater lingo, usually for someone who’s already in the cast playing another part. In this case it was American actor Wendell Holmes and Mutual apparently decided they couldn’t have somebody named Holmes playing Watson. So he got anonymized. 20-30 years later…

In dishonor of our most notorious grads, Trump and Musk, Leges sine poena vanae

do I need to worry about Maxwell’s silver hammer? And for that matter, Vera, Chuck and Dave auto-populating?

Professional Pressure Washing for Governor and I Pay $$$ For Houses for US Senate.

So today I was saved from scammers by my own financial incompetence. Get this breathless call from “Corporal Lisa Fields” from the Richland County Sheriff’s Department. Know that just reading this back I feel like an idiot, but they were pretty shrewd scammers with police radio sound effects and very smooth patter.

To give you the information you need, the story was that i had been sent notification that I had been called for federal jury duty, somebody signed the notice and sent it back and now there was a bench warrant out and I was subject to arrest. I can tell the entire epic story including the wonderfully specific $4549 I was supposed to pay the bondsman in crypto (I am not making this up) but you know enough now to hang up if you get such a call.