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What in the Sam Hell did I just watch? The 2-month premmie Alf muppet looking baby was the climax?

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u/Dom5p35 — 5 days ago

another friendship ruined by the girl catching feelings

I've had issues in the past, due to my extremely strong chin and good looks, being friends with other girls. If they're single they usually catch feelings for me.

Was hanging with this younger female from work, my little sister I would call her, PLATONIC! I thought it was safe with her since she's younger. Like a little sister... but I started to feel like she might be catching feelings (ugh!) Anyways. Hit it off w/ some random girl while all of us were at a special event/bar. Friend saw me hitting it off with this super cute girl, that girl ended up straight up making out with me (haha they can't help it). Anyways, the girl friend ended up ghosting me, I left with the other girl (not my friend, too my girls out here man), we slept together, and then we somehow ran into my girl friend (the one from work y'all, keep up). Anyways, the girl I slept with said "you know she gots feeling for you, right?" And I was so awkward y'all. Like, really awkward.

Anyways. Say no to girl friends (friends who are FEMALES). It's too hard for me, I'm really good looking, maybe it is the same for you?

Edit: PLATONIC WITH THIS GIRL FROM WORK, NO DATES

Pictured: half eaten pear from work breakroom. They never think about me. All the girls want to fuck me. Ugh.

u/Dom5p35 — 1 month ago

Any room for a tree for some shade?

Hi y'all- I live in zone 8b, South Texas, and in a few hours from time of posting, that sun behind my house comes and bears down on the front with some mighty force for a very long time until an enormous oak tree across the street shades it out.

I'd love to plant a tree where the red is, but my gut says it may not be practical. Shown in the pic: green sewer line, blue water line, and circled in orange is a power line feeding my home.

What do y'all think?

u/Dom5p35 — 2 months ago