u/DontH8DaPlaya

Okie dokie so I jarred up the flower and I'll be real as possible.

Flower:

Mochi - hay smell, dry slightly larfy some small

P13 - Canal st runts - no smell at all smalls

L&v - Mac1- dank deep earthy stank good nugs

L&v - Lemon batter- deep myrcene funk good nug with smalls included

P13 - Spritzer - light citrus gas nugs look good but some smalls

Medizin - Purple starfruit- orange peel cakey smell great looking nugs

Rosin/Rso:

Oni pens should be dope no real question there

Oni rosin looks a little poop soupy slight GMO smell

Grape gas cold cure looks and smells excellent (thx fuffco)

Rso looks dark and thick

All in all it was $214 otd. 21g flower (7g prob trash ngl canal and mochi) 2g rosin 1g in aio and a g of RSO. Gonna jar up all the flower and put it in the back of the line. Rosin I'll do a review on once I get to it same with the RSO. Just now really feeling like I know enough about rosin to start reviewing what I've been getting. Esp after trying two persy rosins now and getting the best of sunburn, cookies, goldflower, and some good p13.

I dont like the lobby system, everyone was nice at the bonita location

How did you make out today?

This cut of Giraffe pussy is listed as (z x chemdawg) and the blue jams is listed as (Blueberry x Northern Lights). Id call it an indica dom hybrid. She was sticky as all get out. This is a myrcene dominant strain with limonene coming in a close second. Linalol, beta-cary, and pinene follow.

Nose on this was creamy citrus gas. Taste was like a minor citris, minor vanilla, gas.

Hella good myrcene content but the linalol and lemonene really keep you uplifted to the point it almost cancels out the heavy myrcene feeling. It's still a good smoke with fx lasting around an hour or so.

Not much in the pain relief, but does give munchies and assist with sleep even with the high "bright" terps. No lock or brain fog. Id get both strains to try separately or like another run of this.

CoA in the comments.

Anything you would change or remove? Want to stay under $400 total without discounts so $200 with ftp

EDIT

Ok, so I got it down to 13 items. Dropped/changed some flower and changed up the concentrates as they don't have the hny bnna anymore.

Rosin: PS Headie topper 1g, Grape Gas Cold Cure 1g, indica RSO syringe, Melt Banana oni aio, liferaft oni aio.

Flower: Canal St t1 3.5jar, Mochi t1 3.5, Ppl Starfruit 3.5 jar, spritzer t1 3.5 jar, lemon batter 3.5 l&v, mac1 3.5 l&v, skywalker og preroll, irene x french toast preroll.

Runna gal is Trick Trick OG x MDP (Mendocino purps) she is a myrcene bomb at over 1.48% terps alone. Next we have beta cary (at .6), linalool, limonene, humaline.

Id call this one another Lamborghini myrcene strain. Very heavy myrcene and diesel taste and smell. Really like this one and will grab it again if they have any when I'm getting syringes next.

This was the first run and was super sticky. Each time I broke up the buds for the grinder I was impressed.

Heavy body feeling but I wouldn't call it full lock. Pain reliever and munchies are here. No brain fog. Lasts a good amount of time and sits behind your eyes.

I picked this up in rosin as well and like both renditions. I also grabbed lemon pastries and didn't realize it was a terpinolene dominant rosin. Super unique.

I have a giraffe pussyxblue jams next with chef from cookies after. I gotta do my gg#4 comparison as well. Gf/cookies/710

CoA in the comments.

Super silver haze is (skunk #1 x northern lights) x haze. This one is a terpenoline bomb. I've seen other cuts with top terp as ocimene with terpinolene third and wonder if it's different phenos or if it's something with the labs or just differes crop to crop or what. Might be some people around with some better guesses. Do the terps stay the same % no mater how the kief is seperated? I know we got some lab folks on here dm if you don't wanna post and I'll update.

This smokes super smooth. Doesn't really hit you but kinda slowly builds to a wide eyed headband. Tastes wonderful. Smokes hella clean. The effects start forward brain uplifting and a clear focused high. No real body fx. No anxiety. But the terpinolene dominates this strain. +Munchies for a sativa

You can tell she's got skunk genetics bc opening the jar was rewarding every time. Doesnt smell like anything but that gassy lemon pine terpinolene smell and the taste is a milder earther version of the smell.

Js all oiled up without trying. Solid sativa smoke. Can do anything with this weed besides go to bed lol. This has been a straight glaze of a review but it's a killer smoke that everyone should experience at least once. Even if you are a couch lock myrcene hunter do ettt and call me stupid if you hate it.

CoA in the comments.

So, I was going to keep this under wraps until I got the information and made a website but now I don't know if I even care that much. A weeks worth of groceries is a hella expense for a reddit post. Lol

Does anyone really want the information? Is this something we will care about? Do we want to really know?

This information is not published. Period. The only way to get it is from the DoH and the freedom of information act. I requested this in January and it took 7 months for them to get me the invoice and pull the information.

Should I pull the trigger? Make a website with ads to make up the cost? Get 285 of us to throw in a dollar? It seems like a big spend just to be like, eww. Right?

Edit: sending a message to the mods to ask if I can post a crowdsource link in here for this.

2nd edit: removed

3rd edit: link to GoFundMe post. https://www.reddit.com/r/FLMedicalTrees/s/ht4SeM985F

This is what we are talking about with the Lamborghini Myrcene. Grits and Jam is an undisclosed genetics strain . The turtle pie co people don't want everyone to have the goods. But that doesn't stop the lab from breaking it down for us. This is a Myrcene dominant strain with linonol, lemonine, then beta cary and nerolidol as the top 5 terps.

This smokes like a wedding cake smooth and creamy. Comes up and grips you right behind the eyes and then comes into munchies super hard. Moderate for pain fx real cerebral and chill. More euphoric than uplifting and has the couch lock.

Smell wasn't anything crazy bit of myrcene funk.

I fucks with it and would grab again in 1/4s or 1/8s when on the low.

CoA in the comments.

Had another RAF and got this for $20

Pina Loca is Pineapple Tart x Creamsicle #4. And this one is banging. This was one of my first pickups from the program that was actually worth a damn when I first started. I've gotten two since then and one was muted as hell and the other was straight hay.

I was remenicent and had the discount and saw that it was a fresh drop and had to go grab an eighter. Myrcene is the dominant terp with beta cary, pinene, limonene, pinene. Those who have tried a good cut of this will tell you this is one of the best strains in the program and this current batch is an excellent representation.

Tastes like pineapple hash. Very tropical flavors that ride the entire joint.

Heavy relaxation, no brain fog, good for pain. This isnt a sleeper. I feel like it's a sativa leaning hybrid but if you don't have the add you might call it a indica hybrid.

If you get the chance and can find a discount get this bad boy in your lungs. This batch specifically is perfectly cured and a pleasure to smoke.

CoA in the comments.

OZ Kush is Zkittles (for sure) x OG Eddy Lepp or OG Kush. Shaun whould have to tell us because I looked for confirmation but couldn't find any online. Either way this one was slept on with the fx chasers.

Beta cary dominant, with limonene, humaline, linalool, pinene. This is one of those beta carry doesn't really taste good strains but it smokes well. Mostly a woody peppery flavor that would probably not translate well in a DHV. It doesn't taste *bad* per say but it doesn't taste good as well.

Nose was a similar scent to the taste but a little idk floral or tropical scent that isn't in the taste. Much more pleasant than the flavor.

Effects were on point. The heavy beta c and then the uplifting supporting lineup make this a killer ride. This weed is like taking 200mg of ibuprofen. I have knee and hand and elbow pain and this melted it away every time I hit a bowl. (I didn't roll any js with it to keep it going longer) Kept little bong bowls or in a spoon going for a solid 6 days with a little of that persy rosin in between on the weekend boy howdy. No brain fog but you can for sure zone into things still. Didn't hurt hunger but no real munchies.

I would buy this on sale again around $20. I wouldnt pick this first in a lineup but if it was commonly available id keep it around for the relief alone.

CoA in the comments.

Had one of those $50 ones you get from Amazon but it wouldnt get under 55°. Now we have a freezer and fridge and extra room for propagating regular non cool seeds!

Anyone have any purchases for weed that you went a little hard on for no good reason besides convenience? Excluding smoking devices.

Got everything ready and pulled this out the freezer this am. Went to tool my first bit out and the jar slipped from my hands, hitting the tile and *exploding* over my living room. I recovered a good bit and we thankfully mopped yesterday but fuck. Stuff went everywhere. I recovered most of it without hair and trash. But still disheartening.

Taste was a bit more complex than my sunburn thumbprints but nothing insane. Legs about an hour and a half and great all around fx.

Is it worth $65 a jar? No, but I would totally buy these at $40 tho on the regular. It's a great dab but not that much better than sunburn that I would know a difference in a blind test with two new flavors from each.

Neon Lemon is Neonz (ogz x z41) x LemonCane (lemon peel x dosidos) and is one of Shauncrons babies from a competition that fell through. This is the same group of seeds as neon mango and spraypack.

Lemonine, beta cary, linanonl, humaline, nerolidol are the top 5 terps. And it smokes like it. Lemonine and linanol keep you up and sparky, beta cary takes your pain and worry away. Humiline keeps the munchies away and IDK what nerolidol does but I like that as well, hah. No brain fog. What does the TRP say "surfer high" is a great way to describe this one. Righteous. 🤙

This is a mildy citris almost kush nose to it. It's almost into the terpenoline smell but not quite. This one isn't nearly as loud as spraypack. ( I keep judging a lot of things on spraypacks flavor. )

Flavor keeps true to the smell but actually gives a backend lemon that's more prominent than the upfront citrus taste you get from the inhale.

I like this one but I liked spraypack a lot more. I didn't catch neon mango. Idk I got chef but must have not seen the mango when ordering.

CoA in the comments.

Got a little this and that today. Picked up papaya persy rosin and it looks killer, then 710s Gg#4 makes 3 dispos I have gg#4 strains for right now (Goldflower, cookies, 710)

From cookies we got The baker, Triangle Kush, Spacewalker, and SSH. Gonna jar everything up and will be doing side by sides of the gg4s at some point.

Fresh baked Friday has new jars, just a touch taller than the old ones and have a little foam thing in the top.

What did you get today?

Gravitron is Zero Gravity x Motorbreath #15. Gravitron isn't the best at anything. But it's got decent legs, smokes well, and has good effects.

Limonene-Pinene-Cary-Linanol-pinene the pinene doesn't really come out in the flavor but when you grind this up you can really get a of whiff of the almost tangy scent. Mostly just smells earthy and "like weed" lol not piney, or skunky, not sweet, or gas.

Taste is the most boring part of this smoke. DHV users might find a bit more complexity than I've gotten but this is never gonna be the best tasting weed in the world.

Effects are where this puppy shines. Decent like 1.5hr long legs while smoking bowls. And we get pain relief, some munchies, and anxiety reduction. No real brain fog. Id call this a indica leaner for sure still.

Id pick this up in 1/4s as an excellent bulk buy. I might leave eights to the more exotic choices personally. Bud looked and broke up great but I like a good flavor and this one isn't bad but not anything special as well.

CoA in the comments.

Anyone doing this?

Picked up runna gal, orangutan, and wet p, pictured in order. Runna gal the stinkyiest, wet p the stickiest, orangutan is a little muted. Also snagged ego checker, tropaya, and sherb pie rosin srynges.

The heavyweight heads team was in bonita from 12:30-2:30 today giving out swag if you bought some of their stuff and this is what they had. Nothing crazy, shirt isnt bad at all and I dig the logo. I asked if they took over the doghouse grow and didn't really get an answer but asked if they grow in the same building as ideal and the rep and (vp I think) of heavyweight heads said they grew in a separate building. Fwiw I take that as they took over the building from the doghouse people.

Flower is getting jarred and sent to the back of the line. Going on vacation so no reviews or anything from me until next weekend.

Have a good 4th everyone!

Lemonchello is The Original Lemonade x Cherry Pie this one has a very unique nose and taste that translates very well. Reminds me of emergen-c but lemon instead of orange.

This one was not the heaviest hitter but a dank dank dank and tasty smoke. DHV people would really get a lot from this one.

Total myrcene bomb (2.59%) with ocimene, pinene, then limonene, linalool.

This is called a sativa but those of us with add might find this to be a brain quieter. No heavy feeling, not racey, no real munchies, minimal pain relief. Good daytime cruiser high.

CoA and 12mm glass tip pics in comments.