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u/DontTrustTheMonkeys

▲ 0 r/TeenBihar

Cricket khelte time ball kho jaana is such a big problem par Golghar ke andar khelo toh that would never happen. Golghar is so perfect in so many ways. 🦍🦍🦍

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u/DontTrustTheMonkeys — 8 days ago
▲ 7 r/TeenBihar

Golghar pe ball maaro toh it returns back to you. Waise hi if someone hates you for being a Bihari and you refuse to accept that negativity, it returns back to them. 🦍🦍🦍

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u/DontTrustTheMonkeys — 9 days ago
▲ 0 r/TeenBihar

Came up with a new form of self-defense. When you feel very uncomfortable around someone and need to escape, you can just..

..just start talking about Golghar. The other person would get utterly confused and that's your escape window. 🦍🦍🦍

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u/DontTrustTheMonkeys — 11 days ago
▲ 1 r/TeenBihar

Aaj kal beggars ko koi 1-2 rupees ka coin deta hai toh they act all pissed off par agar 10 ka coin do toh woh kaafi khush ho jaate hain. Is it because they know that ki 10 me Golghar ka ticket aata hai? 🦍

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u/DontTrustTheMonkeys — 12 days ago
▲ 1.9k r/Indian_flex+2 crossposts

Does my bedsheet count?

I was the second fattest kid in my class, left school joined gym lost the weight.

None of my school mates recognises me now ( i have met like 30 of them and not a single person recognised me)

Then i got into sports - Joined MMA

Played and won several competitions - state, National ( Boxing, kickboxing, Wushu etc)

Then started running marathon - i have ran 12+ marathons so far

Then got bored started doing calisthenics, did it for a good time then back to MMA again.

Have spent so much money and effort transforming myself.

From that introverted shy guy to extroverted mf

Life has been fun

u/DontTrustTheMonkeys — 13 days ago