HOW TF DO YALL PLAY GAME AFTER GAME LIKE THIS?! Pay for the internet upgrade. Use a wired connection. Get on literaly any other game. Idc, I would rather get cheesed and slimed out 100 games in a row than to deal with you for 1 single game. Genuinely hope ur switch catches on fire. Just play offline if u HAVE to play that bad.
Anybody else have to deal with this issue? For some reason i cannot find the words to explain that playing once a week, only on saturdays is not an addiction. I would play more if i had the time. But my work schedule doesnt really allow for it. I also play club wpt gold on wednesdays but the tournaments i join are like $2-$10 entries where i could care less about losing, or just hit some of the freerolls.
If this was/is also you please tell me what you said to the spouse to get them to chill out about playing poker once a week. No matter how i phrase it she doesnt see my pov. I dont wanna give up my fav thing to do with my free day of the week.
Or any website where i can find some? Love Texas Holdem but i only have 1 place to play and its the same 20-30 regulars everytime. Just looking to join some low entry tourneys as im not as much a fan of cash games. Ill play some here n there but tourneys are just more fun.
I know theres casinos but i just dont really wanna drive an hour on the regular and eat up my whole saturday.
Thanks in advance
Every sunday. It never fails. Idk if they are genuinely that carried and just dont belong, or if they are just throwing on purpose. But every single sunday afternoon i get these losers. I actually cant tell if they are throwing or just stupid. 2-12 on black panther and somebody asks you to swap so you get on the mic and piss and cry about your team like your not the problem. Like dude, they have namor hela thing…. Theres no way you thought it would go well for you.
I could play 100 games on sundays only, and i bet 3 out of the 100 would be actual rivals matches, where all 12 players try to win. The other 97 games is just get lucky enough to get the loser ass thrower on the other team.
Its literaly always a dps player too. Idk if 90% of yall are one tricks or smthn, but holy shitttt dps mains on average HAVE to have the lowest IQ in this game, and any other game. I could go pull somebody at random from playing SpongeBobs Bikini Bottom Adventure and they could prob do better than some of these dps players.
My main question is, WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AT THIS GAME IS CARRYING YOU GUYS OUT OF SILVER 3?!??!
I went and saw the show last night and just wanted to say if you were debating on going to see a show. Deff do it. He had tears falling from my eyes i laughed so hard. Good show
Is the biggest lie ive ever been told. Theres no shot GM1 is that high rn and still its just a coin toss of who gets the thrower. Theres no way theres THAT many of you wasting your time throwing from the beginning of the match. Ive played probably 15-20 games the last 5 or 6 days, and it feels like i havent actually played the game yet.
Will they ever do anything about throwers? Or is this how every season is going to be now?
Also, overwatch players… ive never played, is it like this over there as well? Asking for myself
Been on my rank up game to celestial 3 times this season. All of which usually coming from a win streak. As soon as i reach that rank up game i get put on a MINIMUM of 5 games in a row of 5v6s wether it be straight up throwers, quitters, and the genuinely carried players that dont belong. Its the most sure thing ive ever seen. I wish i could wager on this game bc the wins and losses are so predictable
If i see another magik, bp, dd, spidey go full dive into hela/namor and go 2-16 without ever even thinking about swapping im gunna crash tf out. Every loss so far this season has come from my own dps having a 0.2 KD. Like, maybeeeeee switch heros instead of diving in and dying in less than 2 seconds from YOUR COUNTERS…. Im convinced some of you could still lose a game of rock paper scissors even when ur opponent tells you what they are doing first. “Hey im throwing paper every single turn”. And yall would still keep trying rock. Thats how dumb you look going on your 15 death streak to the same laser squid every life you get. Idk how some of you made it to GM1 already, fighting for celestial… with your game sense and IQ, you belong in silver 3. AT BEST.
Not ALL dps players, but ALWAYS a dps player.
Some of yall gotta take the crayons out of your mouth and then take your last 2 brain cells and rub em together really hard to try n squeek out a bit of brain activity.
Til next rant…
Celestial 1 lobby. We lose to literally one person controlling the whole game. The rest of their team was kind of buns. That one person was a level 24. In celestial 1… with a higher MVP rate than anybody elses WINRATE that ive seen. Their winrate is 79% with damn near all of em MVPs. In text chat they openly admit to smurfing… what else needs to happen for them to catch a ban? Is the ‘report for smurfing’ option just for decoration??? I dont wanna play against top 500 dorks every 3rd game. Dont get me wrong i get em on my team just as often. Its just lame as hell i feel like 25% of players in this rank are smurfs (no stats to back that, just how it feels)
Every game is we get shat on bc we have the thrower, or we steam roll to a W bc the thrower ended up on their team. I thought getting to higher ranks this would slow down…. But it genuinely has been misery. Even the wins i finish the game thinking “that was so lame”. Why are there SOOO many of you fucking losers. DO ANYTHING ELSE WITH YOUR TIME. Of all the ways u can spend ur sunday afternoon, you chose to load up 4-5 games of celestial ranked marvel rivals…. Pick spiderman… and just throw yourself off map 10 times and dance in spawn. How is there such a massssive amount of you dorks. If this is you i actually wanna know why you do it. Climb all the way to celestial 2 and just decide you wanna lose off rip. Is being a loser THAT comfortable where you feel like you have to do it?
Get a life. Get help. Get sunlight. Get some bitches. And get tf off the game
I so wish i was exaggerating when i say its been almost 7 straight days of only getting people that wanna throw in comp. Either theres wayyyyy more of you throwing dorks than i thought or my account has been cursed. As soon as i got to my rank up game to celestial 2 (last friday), its been 100% chance of somebody throwing the game.
If you are trying to rank down on an alt account to help boost ur friend later, im sorry but your still a weenie hut general ass loser. I know its not news to you, right id just remind you before bed tn.
Punish throwers. Its season 8.5 now, this could be fixed. -and i know they get punished, but to be so for real, 15 min is NOTHING
What happened to you that made you this way? Theres resources we can use to get you the help you need. Why waste your time losing on purpose? There’s so many better ways to spend your time.
Will they ever get punished? Maybe around season 35.5 if i had to guess