u/Downtown-Ant1

I never listened to the full album before.

It was awesome, but als what the hell? So strange, yet so awesome.

But hear me out:

Humanity has historically been very susceptible to dogmatic paradigms and unfortunately we are no different. The astronomical and possibility of the Moon remaining tidally locked throughout history should be very clear. It is part of a three-body problem, and there's countless other variables and vectors of gravity that are being claimed in this cosmos.

Not only that but it's gravitation when it comes to tides is not uniform. It varies in all kinds of different areas. It ignores large lakes. It's gravity somehow ignores the atmosphere while it supposedly pulls on the ocean.

It doesn't even make sense to see a curved Shadow on it during an eclipse. If the Earth is a ball, it can cast a curved shadow, but only on a two-dimensional surface. From your perspective, the Moon being a three-dimensional sphere, would have its edges move further away from you. Therefore the shadow would have a longer distance to travel around the edges and it would not create a perfect curve during an eclipse. Don't get that confused with light. Shadows are a little different.

The truth is, the Moon is an exhaust where the Earth's Telluric currents flow up in a vortex and exit our reverberation chamber. It behaves exactly as the electron microscope does. As the pressure wave passes through the Earth and gets obstructed by dense regions, the wave has to wrap around these obstructions and it creates artifacts that look exactly like craters. Normally this exhaust is not extreme enough to cause sonoluminescence when it's pressure meets the reverberation chamber boundary, but when the sun is in the vicinity, and it can radiate it's thermal energy at the point of impact of exhaust, it creates pressure conditions, that when added with the Telluric currents, triggered sonoluminescence and that's when we see the moon as it goes through its phases.

Any actual source of the Telluric currents is actually a circling point of pressure that is transferred through the Earth's lattice along the equator. Correlates exactly with the moon and its phases and the tides. As this point of pressure circles it's path it heats up the Earth and creates geothermal activity which causes the tides. Triggering deep Sea vents and expansion. For anyone still reading this. This is not my own word salad.