Little joke I thought of some months after my graduation
Doctor walks in on Patient coughing horribly. Not looking at where he is going, the Doctor trips over a cord and falls.
Patient: Well, you sure do know how to make an entrance. Coughs twice. Doctor, I think I have something in my throat.
Doctor: (irritated) Let me take a look. Ah, yes, it looks like you have developed a serious case of sarcasm.
Patient: (rolling eyes) How do I get rid of it?
Doctor: You shut up, of course.
Patient: (sarcastically) Yeah, when cows jump over the moon. Coughs twice. Seriously, Doc, what do I do?
Doctor: (sighs) I didn’t want to say this, but, you’ll have to put you foot in your mouth.
Patient: (alarmed) Doc, I’ve been walking around all day. But you’re the expert, so…
Patient grabs his/her foot and manages to get the big toe in their mouth.
Doctor: (sarcastically) And people wonder how come the death rate rises so fast. It’s because people are making a fool out of themselves. Coughs twice.
Patient: (gloatingly) Got something in your throat, Doc? You know what to do.