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Grab your popcorn… sorry🙏, grab a bucket of popcorn if you enjoy unnecessarily long stories because this one is going to be a long ride. A real one though.

(Structured into 8 episodes because apparently my motorcycle booking turned into a Netflix series.)

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S1 E1 — “The Beginning of the Maritime Saga”

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Once upon a time, there was a ma🦆

Sorry, wrong script 😭

So, I booked a Hero Xpulse 210 on 4th April from A.K.T. Automobiles in Port Blair. The catch? It’s a non-Premia dealership, which means they don’t normally stock the Xpulse 210 locally.

Getting access to this motorcycle itself felt like a side quest. I had to email and aggressively follow up with multiple Hero MotoCorp officials just to get proper allocation attention. Since the motorcycle has to come from mainland India through maritime shipment, the entire process depends on allocation priority, logistics scheduling, and whether the universe decides to cooperate that day.

There’s a decent chance this might end up being one of the first and only Xpulse 210s in the Andaman & Nicobar Islands because of the current scarcity, allocation limitations, and the sheer level of stubbornness I invested into getting this machine.

Most people would probably find this process exhausting.

I genuinely enjoyed it 💀

At first, I assumed the process would take maybe 20-25 days.

That assumption aged horribly.

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S1 E2 — “The Delays Begin”

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A few weeks later, Hero announced a temporary production halt from April 17-19. After that came allocation delays, uncertain dispatch timelines, and inconsistent updates from different communication channels.

And since this is the Andaman & Nicobar Islands, logistics already move slower compared to mainland India, so every delay feels amplified.

To be fair, the dealership staff were never rude or negligent. They were cooperative whenever I contacted them. The real issue appeared to be allocation and dispatch from Hero’s side rather than anything happening at the dealership level.

At first, I was told “Expected this week.” Then after another week “Possibly this month.” And finally “The Xpulse 200 4V can be dispatched sooner if you’d like to switch 💀”

That’s when I realized this wasn’t a simple inventory delay anymore. It had evolved into a full-blown supply-chain and allocation issue.

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S1 E3 — “Escalation Arc”

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Oddly enough, I wasn’t even frustrated.

I’m apparently blessed with a superpower called patience 😂

And honestly, I knew what I was signing up for. This wasn’t entirely anyone’s fault.

But after waiting 38 days without shipment initiation, I finally escalated the matter directly through email to Hero MotoCorp, including multiple senior authorities.

Yes… probably more people than realistically necessary 💀

I explained the situation clearly without blaming the dealership because they themselves looked stuck in the middle of the process.

Surprisingly, Hero Customer Care responded quickly and escalated the issue to the Territory Sales Manager and Zonal Manager. Shortly afterward, I received a direct call from the TSM.

And honestly, that conversation changed my perception of the entire situation.

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S1 E4 — “Special Case Status Unlocked”

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Instead of scripted corporate responses, the TSM acknowledged the delay transparently and explained that there were ongoing supply-chain disruptions, allocation limitations, and manufacturing slowdowns affecting dispatches due to the current situation.

Thanks, Mo🦆 💀

Despite all that, he assured me they would prioritize my case and try to arrange one of their existing stock units for dispatch within the same week because of the unusually long delay.

So my booking basically evolved from waiting in allocation limbo to special-case escalation.

Shoulder taps to myself 😌

Now I’m waiting for the official dispatch confirmation.

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S1 E5 — “International Cargo Simulator”

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Honestly, buying a motorcycle in the Andaman & Nicobar Islands feels less like purchasing a vehicle and more like coordinating an international cargo operation.

People on mainland India complain about 10-day waiting periods while I’m here discussing maritime transit schedules with Hero management 😭

Still, I genuinely believe the wait will be worth it. The Xpulse 210 feels almost purpose-built for the terrain and road conditions here.

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S1 E6 — “But Why Xpulse?”

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Now I already know some people are going to ask:

“Why buy a motorcycle that’s known for problems?”

Here’s the thing:

I genuinely love this motorcycle. I work on my own machines...BS4, BS6, even motorcycles from before the entire BS transition era. I understand maintenance, diagnostics, and service procedures well enough to follow factory service manuals properly.

And yes… I somehow managed to get access to those manuals too.

Let’s just say sourcing them deserves an entirely separate season that would probably be illegal for public distribution 💀

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S1 E7 — “The Internet Expert Pandemic”

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What many people fail to understand is that online motorcycle reliability discussions are often heavily distorted.

Mechanical problems are rarely brand-exclusive; they’re usually usage-exclusive.

Some owners genuinely maintain and enjoy their motorcycles, while others abuse them relentlessly and later present the consequences as universal manufacturing failures.

Internet discourse rewards negativity. Ragebait spreads faster than balanced ownership experiences, and over time exaggerated narratives begin overshadowing the experiences of thousands of satisfied owners.

And the funniest part?

Many self-proclaimed “experts” criticizing these motorcycles either:

- ride poorly,

- neglect maintenance,

- or have never even owned the motorcycle they confidently criticize.

And this applies to every manufacturer:

Royal Enfield, Honda, Suzuki, TVS, Hero...none of them are immune to criticism, and none of them produce flawless machines.

At the end of the day, I knew exactly what I was buying. Delays, allocation problem, internet fearmongering, nothing can stop me from getting this motorcycle. Not even the brand itself.

You know why?

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S1 E8 — “The Finale”

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I spent nearly two years procrastinating before finally deciding to commit to this motorcycle.

Then I worked for months to save more than double the amount I actually needed because someone once gave me a piece of financial advice that stayed with me:

“If you can’t buy it twice, you can’t afford it.”

So after all the waiting, uncertainty, emails, logistics drama, production delays, and maritime shipping chaos…

I’m still getting the damn Xpulse 210.

(Next season releases after delivery.)

And if you actually read this entire thing…

I bow respectfully to your patience 🙇

I know I’m a psychopath… that’s exactly why I posted this on Reddit. YouTube algorithm would’ve sent it straight into the void of time and space.

I was randomly messing around with the configurator for the Hero Xpulse 210 and noticed something interesting...it clearly shows a centre stand.

Now, maybe I’m reading too much into it, but this doesn’t look like a random placeholder. It actually seems like Hero might be working on a proper centre stand, and the configurator hinted it.

What’s confusing me is the installation. The Xpulse 210 runs a linkage-type rear suspension, and from what I can see, space is already tight around the linkage rod, frame cross-member, and rear wheel path. Designing a centre stand here without:

🔸interfering with the suspension linkage

🔸fouling the tyre during compression

🔸or compromising ground clearance

…is not straightforward at all.

Either:

1. This is just a visual mock-up with no real-world feasibility, or

2. Hero has actually engineered a smart mounting solution that clears the linkage and maintains usable geometry.

If it’s the second case, that’s a big deal. A well-designed centre stand on this bike would be genuinely useful for chain maintenance, puncture repair and parking stability...something people have been asking for since day one.

I might be wrong here, but if this is intentional, it’s a pretty interesting hint.

And yeah, if they release it officially, that’s the first accessory I’m buying straight from the showroom.

Hey guys,

Not a fragrance addict or collector...just someone who likes to smell decent and stay covered for different seasons.

Felt like posting this mainly because the photos turned out nice 😅

The background is something I painted myself a few years ago, so thought I’d use it for once.

What I currently use:

Oud Regal: Opens strong with a typical woody-oud vibe, slightly synthetic at first but settles into something decent after a while. Good for winters.

Destiny: Fresh and easy from the start, nothing sharp or offensive...just a simple, everyday kind of scent. Works for all weather, but if you sweat a lot in summers, it can turn unpleasant after the initial punch.

Al-Naas Dunhill Desire (inspired): Starts off sweet and slightly fruity, comes across pleasant right away but lacks depth.

Vokka Arabian Stories: It opens with a warm, slightly sweet profile and a mild spicy edge. Interestingly, it smells very similar to the scent you get when unboxing a Motorola smartphone. It's clean, slightly synthetic, and “new.” Anyone into tech will probably appreciate that showroom-like vibe. The only downside is longevity...it doesn’t last.

This isn’t a “collection” in the enthusiast sense...just a small rotation that gets me through summers and winters without overthinking it.