u/EarlGreywarm92

But no one could play because it’s the year 3026 and all the squids are extinct because one thousand years ago a reddit user called u/EarlGreywarm92 travelled to the year 3026 and left his phone here so im posting through time rn and also in the future we all talk in run on sentences because we ate all the calamari in the world and the squids turned our brains into squid brains and all the video games into squid games and the whole time travelling thing is pretty unrelated to the squids come to think of it because all our copies of squid games cost ₩4,560,000,000, increasing ever since the launch of ancient video game GTA VI in the year 2037 causing game prices to inflate to the same price as the prize pool of squid games, which no one can afford because no one can afford to buy the squid games, which as a reminder, are video games in the future because we ate all the remaining squids on earth and that turned our brains into squid brains and all the video games into squid games, and that’s the reason we can’t play Squid Game when the clock strikes Squid Time.

I was up all night playing with my meat worm.

“A sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm” my best friend told to me.

It was Squid Game, and the clock was about to strike Squid Time.

In a flash of brilliant green light, the teleporting Frankenstein appeared before my very eyes.

“I’m going to eat a cookie now” little Timmy says to his parents.

I'm clean as HELL rn !