u/Easy_Tomato3868
▲ 5 r/NoRules
u/Easy_Tomato3868 — 16 days ago
▲ 3 r/copypasta
I found a shoe on the road and put it on my foot. The shoe was too small. I wore it anyway. I lost my shoe earlier. And it popped right on! Then, I realized the shoe I found was my shoe! It wasn't too small. Just a family of mice living inside. I named them. Wanna know what I named them? I named the mama Ding. I named the papa Ding-Ding. I named their baby EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
u/Easy_Tomato3868 — 20 days ago
Think about it for a second, if the roaring is a world-ending event, then why isn't the knight opening fountains and shit anywhere other than hometown? does the roaring just happen everywhere like that? and why did no one know about all this stuff from other places around the world and just start opening fountains for the heck of it? or will Toby pull a Mother 3 and reveal hometown is the last bit of life left in the world? am i crazy? why hasn't anyone ever mentioned this?
u/Easy_Tomato3868 — 17 days ago