MY DOG IS TRYING TO FUCK ME RIGHT NOW I FED IT A HONEY PACK BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS THEM DOG FOOD PACKET SHIT ITS TRYING TO BREED WITH ME NOW I LOCKED ALL THE DOORS ITS BITING THE DOORS DOWN ITS BEEN 2 DAYS ITS DICK WONT GO DOWN IM REALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE HELP SEND POLICE OR ANIMAL CONTROL NOW
so i was like walking one day right and i thought to myself about like fries and stuff and this is my take, crispy salted french fries have that loud crunch and the sharp hit of salt that makes you reach for another one before you even finish chewing. they snap between your teeth, hold up against ketchup without flinching, and smell like hot oil and a late night. but for all that confidence, they’re kind of one note. once the salt fades, you’re just left with potato and noise.
powder coated cheese soggy fries don’t play that game. they go limp in the bag, the edges soft and soaked through, but that’s where the cheese dust melts into every groove and turns them into something else. the powder sticks, clings, and coats your fingers in orange dust that tastes like nostalgia and bad decisions at 2 am. salted crispy fries can’t beat that kind of flavor takeover. crunch is cool, but when soggy fries are drowning in cheese powder, they win on taste every time
anyways found this guitar at a garage sale for $60 bucks had to take it home to see if it works and had a nice tone and the seller said this guitar was barely used but its from a no name brand but i dont really care cuz its a $60 dollar guitar