NJ WEED BUYING GUIDE FOR DUMMIES AND CONNOISSEURS

NJ WEED BUYING GUIDE FOR DUMMIES AND CONNOISSEURS

REPOST

It’s about time we have this conversation ,
we got mids like (Fresh, Cookies, Clade9, Goodies, URBN, Pete Farmstand, Crops, lllicit, Noble Valley, Heavyweight Heads, Gillie Galaxy, Good Pizza, Turtle Pie

Top Tier Mids like , Garden Greens, Niche , 710 Labs

Good Weed like , Full tilt labs, Some Breakwater Dispo Strains, Some 710 labs Strains can be considered good and Some Garden Greens batches can be good too but if its passed a month It’s probably gonna smoke mid

And the top brands that actually grow the best weed in the state in Living Soil include Kusala Care, Brighterside Farms, Bass River Buds

I smoke OCB Bamboo Cones lol just for context , which I believe are way better than hemp cones papers

I mainly smoke Real Cali Pressure out here in the East Coast NJ , I have like 4 years smoking NJ weed and tbh Id prefer cali weed everytime the growers are just elite but yeah thats the NJ landscape of the weed scene hopefully its helps you find whatever brand is in your budget and helps my true New Jersey connoisseurs who are real flavor chasers

Lil Extra Insight , on my fav cali brands

Kill Co.
B-Eazy
HoodBaby Cult
Ball Family Farms

Should be available in New Jersey/NYC y’all just gotta start asking around and maybe just start going to some of these Weed events , or yall can keep smoking these jersey mids with these weak ass noses, that don’t even translate flavor , or alot if that cookies freshgrow llc mids yall love over there at the cookies store talking bout Gilly’s Galaxy or Good Pizza fresh garbage lol , or these turtle pie mids too lol , OK my rant is done if y’all really connoisseurs and tired of smoking this jersey mids DM me maybe I’ll put yall on to the cannibis clubs .

u/Ekicks5595 — 2 days ago

ALL NEW JERSEY WEED BRANDS ARE MID EXCEPT FOR THE LIVING SOIL BRANDS

It’s about time we have this conversation ,
we got mids like Fresh, Cookies, Clade9, Goodies, URBN, Pete Farmstand, Crops, lllicit, Noble Valley

Top Tier Mids like , Garden Greens, Niche , 710 Labs

Good Weed like , Full tilt labs, Some Breakwater Dispo Strains, Some 710 labs Strains can be considered good and Some Garden Greens batches can be good too but if its passed a month It’s probably gonna smoke mid

And the top brands that actually grow the best weed in the state in Living Soil include Kusala Care, Brighterside Farms, Bass River Buds

I smoke OCB Bamboo Cones lol just for context , which I believe are way better than hemp cones papers

And I mainly smoke Real Cali Pressure out here in the East Coast NJ , I have like 4 years smoking NJ weed and tbh Id prefer cali weed everytime the growers are just elite but yeah thats the NJ landscape of the weed scene hopefully its helps you find whatever brand is in your budget and helps my true New Jersey connoisseurs who are real flavor chasers

Lil Extra Insight , on my fav cali brands

Kill Co.
B-Eazy
HoodBaby Cult
Ball Family Farms

Should be available in New Jersey/NYC y’all just gotta start asking around and maybe just start going to some of these Weed events , or yall can keep smoking these jersey mids with these weak ass noses, that don’t even translate flavor , or alot if that cookies freshgrow llc mids yall love over there at the cookies store talking bout Gilly’s Galaxy or Good Pizza fresh garbage lol , or these turtle pie mids too lol , lol Cookies weed used to be good like 2-3 years ago when Terrascend grew it LOL ,OK my rant is done if y’all really connoisseurs and tired of smoking this jersey mids DM me maybe I’ll put yall on to the cannibis clubs .

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u/Ekicks5595 — 2 days ago

Is Clade 9 flower still trash ?

Has anybody had any 1-2 month old batches , I was wondering because LA Piff 1G is back in stock , and I used to love the flavor and the high . But ever since the horrific Razspberry Runtz 1G I got from them, I refuse to buy any of their flower . But yeah, guys let me know and also if anybody had the LA Piff 1G from them lately , tempted to give them another try just because I used enjoy the LA Piff so much

u/Ekicks5595 — 3 days ago

YES C4 does work omfg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Okay so Im on the third day with bad sunburn , last night was unbearable to sleep , I had to pop a benadryl and pray to god for relief and rest . I ended up being able to sleep after 15 min , beny probably kicked in for relief and drowziness . So this morning woke up not really itchy , but after an hour after the wake up the Hells itch returned bad , which made me look it up on reddit and I found this channel that recommended C4 energy drink because of a supplement called Beta-Alanine , literally within 20 minutes of drinking this I’ve gotten relief and I’m not whining , or scratching my back anymore now it’s been like 45 minutes and I could say it is helped me about 60% yes I’m still mildly itchy but its like a 3/10 compared to before this drink it was 9/10 10/10

u/Ekicks5595 — 6 days ago

Niche “Super Runtz” 1G Review

Yo its Erik back with a Graceful Review

Niche “Super Runtz” 1G Review

Context

Okay so last week I gave Oishii III by Niche a try the other day at the Dispensary of Saddle Brook which is rebranding to Nirviana Dispensary soon check them out great people , and it was great review coming soon on that one too , so today I decided to try some of Niche’s so called candy 🍬🍭.

History of the Genetics

Super Lemon Cherry Gelato x Runtz

Runtz is a modern cannabis classic created by crossing Zkittlez and Gelato. Known for its sweet candy-like flavor, colorful appearance, and balanced effects, it quickly became one of the most popular strains in the industry. Its influence can still be seen today through the many Runtz-based hybrids found on dispensary shelves across the country

So with that said im expecting alot of candy especially after macro shooting the nug pictured 1st , and it looking as crazy as it does right , but not all buds are that showers like this one, necessarily smoke elite because that’s what I’m looking for , so without further to let’s get into the review which iam writing this as in smoking this .

Nose

7/10

So the nose on this is sweet , citrusy candy also very gassy at the nose but its not wowzer nose .

Trim / Appearance / Structure

8/10

The trim job was mostly clean didnt have to pluck out to much but wasnt perfect nor close to it , the buds werent as dense as I wanted them to be , thats why it looks like alot of weed for a gram but It broke down well , I was pleasantly happy that It smoked pretty smooth for the most part , prob like 7.5/10 on the smoothness creamy gas inhale . But again its not gonna blow you away in the way it smokes

Taste

7/10

So as far as the taste goes its not really giving that much candy you do get mild sweet gas on inhale aswell and creamy gas exhale , the reason this didnt score high is because its missing more of the candy flavor but it wasnt bad .

High

9/10

Now for the high you do see that its 32.07 in THC%
And 3.03% total terpes so its really on point with the high true to the numbers , its a full insane head high with an amazing body high aswell , big smacker couch lock quiet type of vibe. It’s definitely for nighttime , and probably not a social smoke , but I enjoy bigtime heavy highs like this . Im on pluto 🪐 cuh 🤣

Closing Thoughts/Overall Score

Overall Score 7.5/10

Oh man so overall im happy with the purchase for it being a 1 gram for $12 from NJ . The taste could’ve been better, but it wasn’t bad at all and it smoked good enough and the High carried it to make it feel like premium weed . Will I buy this again? Maybe if the the options are limited but I’m not really gonna try to find this strain again , I prefer some other niche options . So thanks for tuning in again to another one of my reviews stay blessed my connoisseurs iam schmacked my boy

u/Ekicks5595 — 3 months ago

CLADE9 RANT

Literally bought this gram yesterday mind you a couple of these one grams used to be valid , “Diamond Dust” “LA Piff” used to be my go-to’s . Lately all the ones I been seeing are from a November Harvest . So I went to Hashery yesterday and seen that they had the whole full lineup of 1g flavors from Clade9. Checked a couple dates and ended up taking this one since it was the freshest . The nose was real candy so I started to get excited smh , it was a 4 bud gram but the nugs werent airy . Rolled it up ina Raw Black Organic paper and kid you not this is probably the worst weed I’ve smoked all year. Taste like sh** , smoked dark grey ash , cherry wasnt nicely burning ! You got no candy on the taste , and omfg the high was terrible , all you got was like a buzz, lightheadedness , wasnt a premium high whatsoever , literally threw away the joint halfway . Will not be buying Clade9 flower ever again with the exception of “LA Piff” which was the only flavor the hashery didnt have but damn bro $15 down the drain !!! NEVER AGAIN 0/10 RATING 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

u/Ekicks5595 — 3 months ago
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NEW MACROSHOTS !! 📸

Whattup my Cannabis connoisseurs , Graceful Erik here I present you the 4 strains Ive smoked this month 2 from Jersey Dispensaries and 2 from the connoisseurs club , im going to give a overall score and quick thoughts on the strains . Switching things up a bit from the traditional in depth review ,aswell as this being a new jersey weed page so I cant flood it with too much amazing cali weed reviews so here wee gooooo

From left to right

1. Hell Z 1G by Fultilt Labs

I paid $14 for this not knowing what to expect but the high was pretty good very head spacey indica vibe , it was smoking decent to ok , very earthy , piney and mildly spicy , I wouldnt buy this again but it wasnt bad for a quick smoke, the high being so clean carried it I give it an overall rating of 5.5/10

2. Grapezilla by Illicit Farms

Ahh man where do I begin , this strain is named Grapezilla mind you im a feen for nice grape terps so im thinking it gotta be fruity gas , ha I was wrong literally no grape nose no sweetness , my batch was 2.5 months old tho so im not sure if that had anything to do with it , cause based of the macros you would think it smoked crazy but it really didnt , it was really spicy , the caryophyllene really overpowered this one, not one time I got grape anything , no bueno pretty asf but not a smoker mind you this my first time smoking Illicit Id give this a rating of 5.5/10 paid $42 after taxes

3. Blue Wallabeez by Hoodbaby Cult x Ball Family Farms x Baked Bodega

As a blueberry terp lover , oh man this thing delivered , amazing nose smoked pretty good Id say at 8.5/10 for how it smoked sweet blueberry inhale and nice sweet gas exhale , the high real head high , prepare to be smacked into another planet . At $100 a quarter this is quality . Overall Im giving it an 8.5/10 , I copped it a couple times now amazing nuggets jar filled to the brim , impressed !

4. Eaze up by Beazy grown by Illusive

I think this was part of the 420 drop alongside the animal drops not sure but anyways was hearing amazing things on twitter about this strain , I heard it was straight lemon terps ah man so since I was happy with the 420 drop that included ( Parrotz , Chimpanzz ) I was really chasing a premium smoked , seen they had it on the menu for $65 the 3.5 and I had to snag it up and let me tell you wow , it really goes hand to hand with the chimpanzz (animal face x zkittlez ) as the best weed I’ve smoked all year , the taste is just out of this world amazing lemony inhale and exhale the best real lemon terp weed youll ever smoke in your life , beazy really knows how to pick em . Straight lemons 🍋🍋🍋

The high is extremely powerful but not couch lock , man what a premium high , I deff got my moneys worth , I cant want till beazy goes from 3.5s to 7s because wow I need more , Id give this a 10/10 rating , ellusive really did theyre thing with this elite batch if your plugged go grab that !!

u/Ekicks5595 — 3 months ago

“Wave Runners” 3.5 G Breakwater Dispensary Review

CONTEXT

Your brother Graceful Erik with another review

uGraceful_WeedReviews

Macroshots with Iphone 17 pro 📸

Hello my fellow cannabis enthusiasts , and cannabis connoisseurs. I will be doing New Jersey and West Coast Reviews, Im the picky guy that cares about what I’m smoking and about what you might smoke , I critique very tough so just know that most Jersey Weed is underwhelming compared to west coast grown weed .

Dispensary Context

I’ve heard mixed reviews lately about people saying that the Breakwater Cannabis Brand has fallen off or has had diminished quality control, breakwater suprised me with a free birthday gift email , I got to choose from a free preroll or a free 100mg edibles aswell as giving me a $10 gift card which ofcourse tempted me to try something , especially since Ive heard so many good things about this strain. I did pick this up from the True Breakwater Dispensary in Roselle. My first 2 times there I wasnt really pleased or wowed with the 2 strains I first selected which were the Strawberry Jelly #20 which was okay to good , and Grape Crepe #20 which was kind of mid , low terps and all nose, no real grape flavor and it smoked mid for it being a so called award winning strain. But this “Wave Runners” was quite the experience.

I smoke for the taste/smoking experience mainly so my reviews will be mostly judged on the overall quality of the smoke, without further ado lets review this bad boy

GENETICS

(PAPAYA MELONZ X OGKBTRIPLE)

Nose 10/10

Some of the best smelling weed I’ve smelled this year , it lives up to the genetics . As soon as you open the jar you blasted with Papaya Aroma , and this amazing exotic tropical fruit smell just wow , you literally are gonna want to smell it all day

Trim/Structure 10/10

The trim job was amazing , barely had to pluck out any leaves, was very sticky and dense. Very fresh and frosty , seems like I literally got a new batch and wow this batch is it ! You can tell its some top shelf , shocking that they can grow this quality here in Jersey 👏🏼👏🏼

Smoothness/Taste 8.5/10

Sweet fruity gas in the inhale , pretty smooth for the strain . Wasnt out of this world smooth but smooth enough haha . Your gonna say wow this tastes amazing , no bum azz nj boof aftertaste here

High 9/10

The high was also an amazing premium high, balanced not couch lock , you can definitely smoke this during the day or for social events

Overall 9/10

Wow just wow , when all I can say is wow while I’m smoking it just mean great things . You’re gonna wanna savor every pull you take. It’s such a great smoke, You’re gonna wanna roll up again and would probably smoke it in 2 days like me . For the taste for the balance in the high this makes this literally the best NJ Weed Ive smoked in 2026 so far, topping 710’s “Brittney’s Frozen Lemons which scored a 8.5/10

First time I went to Breakwater, I asked which tasted the best a lot of the employers said this one and ofcourse I got other things lol im regretting not trying this earlier .

Gracefully Certified Fresh

That sh** smokinggggg

No Cappuccino ☕️

This is something I would buy again and again

u/Ekicks5595 — 3 months ago

CONTEXT

Your brother Graceful Erik with another review

Aka Graceful_Erik on IG
Aka Graceful_WeedReviews

Hello my fellow cannabis enthusiasts , and cannabis connoisseurs. I will be doing New Jersey and West Coast Reviews, I’ve been smoking for 13 years and I im the picky guy that cares about what I’m smoking and about what you might smoke , I critique very tough so just know that most Jersey Weed is underwhelming compared to west coast grown weed . New Jersey Weed has gotten so bad that I refuse to shop at any dispensary , I mainly shop at a cannabis connoisseur shop/plug that gets the best brands in the world such as

Doja EK
Mandala Farms
Beazy
Kdog Living Soil
Kill Co.
Ball Family Farms

Occasionally when I cant make it to NYC , I sometimes give New Jersey Weed a try again , so that lead me to try this brand for the first time named “Jerzey Grown” and Below is my full review

About 2-3 years ago you could walk into most dispensaries and the weed was pretty good flavorful , my favorite spot to shop at was Cookies Harrison and Ohm Theory in Elmwood Park , the more the New Jersey Weed game expanded the worse the weed got . Cookies in harrison changed their growers from Terrascend to TheFreshGrow LLC. , which just destroyed the flavors and quality of the weed and on top of that they love to overbuy to save money and then sell you some old ass weed , which is very sad because the staff is great and now they have to try to sell you those underwhelming strains that are mainly all nose .

I smoke for the taste/smoking experience mainly so my reviews will be mostly judged on the overall quality of the smoke, without further ado lets review this bad boy

JERZEY GROWN “HOLY GELATO”

Nose - 5/10

So this one isnt gonna wow you with the nose out of the bag , does smell a little sweet but leaning towards a little bit of candy , not really berries or anything of that sort , kinda subtle nose if you ask me for something that is claiming to have 3% terps

Trim Job/Appearance 6/10

For a brand that markets themselves as a “Craft Cannabis brand I was a little bit disappointed that the trim job wasnt cleaner as they do say that their weed is hand trimmed

Smoothness 5/10

Wasnt not too smooth nor harsh at all , I can say it did smoke smoother than Niche’s “ Oiishi the 3rd” and did produce and nice white ash structure , it was smooth enough for the price for sure

Taste 6/10

Now after the trim job being eh and it not having too much nose , I was maybe thinking it would smoke or taste horrible , but I was plesantly surprised for it to actually give off a taste, which was mild sweet candy but it wasnt a wow and it didnt leave a horrible aftertaste that most of these bum*** NJ weed usually leave if its after like 3 months after harvest

High 8.5/10

Now the high I was very happy , I did smoke this gram to the face with Organic Blk Rawpaper , full balanced body high/ head high . It did feel like a premium weed high for sure , its labeled as a hybrid and definitely felt like one

OVERALL SCORE 6/10

What really propelled this to a 6 was the quality of the high and the fact that it gave a taste and smoked decent . I forgot to mention it was a little bit on the drier side tho

A “6” in my scale is soild but not a wowzer or something I would probably be looking for again, but for the price for a quick smoke , I think its worth it when it comes to the NJ weed space . I would buy this again if I needed a quick gram.

It is Gracefully Certified !!!

Follow and be on the lookout for more reviews of mine, will be reviewing the Beazy highly anticipated
GUZ and Chimpanzzz of the latest 4/20 Z Drop 🤪

u/Ekicks5595 — 4 months ago