u/ElectronicField3785

I used to command all pigeons of the universe, but ever since my residence on earth, I now oversee all the aviary species residing on this planet.

It is with great pleasure that I announce, we are very much real. Yes, we are intergalactic beings and your fate lies in our hands and we occasionally work for the government for causing chaos but that's besides the point.

I must condemn your work on this place you call a "sub-reddit".

However, since it has been quite entertaining, I shall allow you to continue these activities without any consequences.

I used to command all pigeons of the universe, but ever since my residence on earth, I now oversee all the aviary species residing on this planet.

It is with great pleasure that I announce, we are very much real. Yes, we are intergalactic beings and your fate lies in our hands and we occasionally work for the government for causing chaos but that's besides the point.

Now, GIRLS on the other hand, are most likely unreal idk. Just wanted to say proud that this sub has more users than r/BirdsArentReal , keep it up fellas.

(mods were asking for an original post so here ya go)

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EVEN MOST OFFICIALS IN HIGHER POSITIONS DON'T REALISE WHEN THE DAMN RESULTS WILL BE OUT TILL LIKE 30 TO 60 MINUTES PRIOR, AND NO SINGLE PERSON OTHER THAN ONE OF THE LITERAL HQ HIGHER UPS HAS ANY GOSH DARN SURE IDEA WHETHER CORRECTION IS COMPLETE, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW PEOPLE ARE MAKING POSTS ABOUT THEIR TEACHERS SAYING WHEN THE RESULTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED (all of them are wrong till now) BUT AGAIN, MOST OFFICIALS THEMSELVES WON'T KNOW THE EXACT CONFIRMED RESULT PUBLISHING DATE AND TIME.

wrote in capital characters to emphasize severity.

Those who believe otherwise can do so, you won't find anyone knowing the date other than a couple lucky guessers.

Hope this helps.

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