Greeting human beings, I am the pigeon emperor.
I used to command all pigeons of the universe, but ever since my residence on earth, I now oversee all the aviary species residing on this planet.
It is with great pleasure that I announce, we are very much real. Yes, we are intergalactic beings and your fate lies in our hands and we occasionally work for the government for causing chaos but that's besides the point.
I must condemn your work on this place you call a "sub-reddit".
However, since it has been quite entertaining, I shall allow you to continue these activities without any consequences.